Caitlyn is Racist against Yordles

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Vince Vanvix

Member

01-01-2011

*gets up on a soapbox*
Ahem this Teemo player would like to address Caitlyn's move Yordle Snap Trap.
This move is blatantly directed to Yordles...specifically Teemo. Revealing those
sneaky Yordles? What the hell!?! That's obviously directed to Teemo! What does
she have against us Yordles!?!

RandomTroll:Teemo sucks!

...........*shoots the troll with with a blinddart*
Anyway, look at her traps! It's insulting! They're baited with giant cupcakes!
Everyone knows Cupcakes are especially enjoyed by lolis, shotas, and Yordles!
That's just not fair to use cupcakes as bait. If this Teemo saw a cupcake during
battle he would pounce on it! Cupcakes are delicious! To use that weakness against us is just...wrong.
Now this Teemo will have to be more alert then ever
when eating cupcakes! They're no longer safe for Yordles!

VoiceofReason: Aren't you essentially whining about how effective this champion
is against you? She's just playing smart exploiting your weakness...

.......*shoots and poisons VoiceofReason*
This thread is this Teemo's rant! This Teemo does not need to be coherent or logical for a rant!!!
No matter how lousy this Teemo is with words, this Teemo will rant until he pierces the heavens! *points to the sky*
Caityn is suppose to be a detective why does she have a random move like Yordle Snap Trap in the first place!?! We should form a Yordle activist group to combat this
terrible prejudice! Rise my pro-Yordle companions for we must fight to get equal rights and respect!!! This Teemo would also appreciate it if people would stop punting him!

*random person comes up behind, picks Teemo up and punts him into the sky*
NOOOO MY SOAPBOOOOOOOOX!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!.........*ding*


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Havy whopons gai

Senior Member

01-01-2011

hi every1 im new!!!!!!! *holds up spork* my name is katy but u can
call me t3h PeNgU1N oF d00m!!!!!!!! lol...as u can see im very random!!!!
thats why i came here, 2 meet random ppl like me ^_^... im 13 years old
(im mature 4 my age tho!!) i like 2 watch invader zim w/ my girlfreind
(im bi if u dont like it deal w/it) its our favorite tv show!!! bcuz its
SOOOO random!!!! shes random 2 of course but i want 2 meet more random
ppl =) like they say the more the merrier!!!! lol...neways i hope 2 make
alot of freinds here so give me lots of commentses!!!!

DOOOOOMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! <--- me bein random again ^_^ hehe...toodles!!!!!

love and waffles,

* ~t3h PeNgU1N oF d00m~*


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GambitAllStar

Senior Member

01-01-2011

I counter with Yordle Dance Party


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DarkOrchid

Senior Member

01-01-2011

Caitlyn don't curr about Yordles.


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Dzung

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01-01-2011

changed.
Yordle snap trap: a trap using a yordle as bait...


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Quintessence

Senior Member

01-01-2011

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Originally Posted by Dzung View Post
changed.
Yordle snap trap: a trap using a yordle as bait...
**** it, i would fall for it every time...i hate teemo >.>


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Weaver2

Senior Member

01-01-2011

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Originally Posted by Havy whopons gai View Post
hi every1 im new!!!!!!! *holds up spork* my name is katy but u can
call me t3h PeNgU1N oF d00m!!!!!!!! lol...as u can see im very random!!!!
thats why i came here, 2 meet random ppl like me ^_^... im 13 years old
(im mature 4 my age tho!!) i like 2 watch invader zim w/ my girlfreind
(im bi if u dont like it deal w/it) its our favorite tv show!!! bcuz its
SOOOO random!!!! shes random 2 of course but i want 2 meet more random
ppl =) like they say the more the merrier!!!! lol...neways i hope 2 make
alot of freinds here so give me lots of commentses!!!!

DOOOOOMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! <--- me bein random again ^_^ hehe...toodles!!!!!

love and waffles,

* ~t3h PeNgU1N oF d00m~*
So we're just doing 4chan copy pastas from 5 years ago?


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Hyphinated

Member

01-01-2011

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Originally Posted by Vince Vanvix View Post
Everyone knows Cupcakes are especially enjoyed by lolis, shotas, and Yordles!
Mundo enjoys cupcakes whenever he pleases

Traps won't stop him


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Havy whopons gai

Senior Member

01-01-2011

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Originally Posted by Weaver2 View Post
So we're just doing 4chan copy pastas from 5 years ago?
Yes, but we can change over to Queen song lyrics if you want to.


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Commander Yordle

Senior Member

01-01-2011

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Originally Posted by Havy whopons gai View Post
Yes, but we can change over to Queen song lyrics if you want to.
Mama just killed a man. Put a gun against his head. Pulled the trigger, now he's dead.


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