Ask The Very Best (Ask Wukong Version x)

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AskTheVeryBest

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02-18-2014

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Dear monkey,

That's what you think, where's your evindence? Oh right you have NONE. Your thumbs will decorate nicely with your teeth as I crush your skull.

-All must die, Renekton.

(('Mabye a bit to violent...)
((Nah, fits his character.))
Dear crocodile,

The fact that summoners can read memories and that is what they read from his. They've been in my mind too, I know how accurate they are. And I doubt your teeth could crush stone. And that is if you could somehow get them anywhere near my skull.

--Monkey King


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Dear Renekton

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02-18-2014

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((Nah, fits his character.))
Dear crocodile,

The fact that summoners can read memories and that is what they read from his. They've been in my mind too, I know how accurate they are. And I doubt your teeth could crush stone. And that is if you could somehow get them anywhere near my skull.

--Monkey King
I don't care about your lovely summoners that force me to fight for them. And if you turn to stone I can surely find a tomb for you where you can rot away.

-Your very angry friend, Renekton..


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AskTheVeryBest

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02-18-2014

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I don't care about your lovely summoners that force me to fight for them. And if you turn to stone I can surely find a tomb for you where you can rot away.

-Your very angry friend, Renekton..
You are misinformed. I don't turn to stone, I am stone. And care about them or not, they can quite easily dig the truth out of that brain that has to exist somewhere under all that fury. Or did it melt while you wandered through Zaun's sewers?

--Monkey King


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Dear Renekton

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02-18-2014

Dear monkey,

Be happy these chains restrain me, or I would kill you where you stand. And it was not my damn choice to come to this world remember? The summoners keep me as their personal cute little pet. But that will change soon...

-You best friend with anger issues, Renekton.


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AskTheVeryBest

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02-18-2014

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Originally Posted by Dear Renekton View Post
Dear monkey,

Be happy these chains restrain me, or I would kill you where you stand. And it was not my damn choice to come to this world remember? The summoners keep me as their personal cute little pet. But that will change soon...

-You best friend with anger issues, Renekton.
Dear croc,
To use a phrase I hear some of the more annoying summoners use:
"Do you even lift?"

--Monkey King
((And I go to be now))


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Ask The Arclight

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02-19-2014

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"I have some moss. I never wanted a pillow, and I have never had some one visit over night, so never got one. Sorry. The moss can be quite soft when there is a lot though."
Wukong would scratch his head as he swung over to a mossy tree.
"Moss stone will do, plus a normal pillow would slip and fall below."


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AskTheVeryBest

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02-19-2014

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"Moss stone will do, plus a normal pillow would slip and fall below."
"No stones, just moss. Here."
Wukong would drop the moss by Varus as he swung by him.


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AskTheVeryBest

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02-20-2014

((bump))


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Ask The Arclight

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02-21-2014

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"No stones, just moss. Here."
Wukong would drop the moss by Varus as he swung by him.
Varus caught the moss, placing it carefully down and taking a good long nap in the tree.


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AskTheVeryBest

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02-21-2014

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Varus caught the moss, placing it carefully down and taking a good long nap in the tree.
When he woke up, it would be daytime and Wukong would not be in sight. If he listened carefully he would be able to hear something about 150 yards east.