Why isn't this wine getting me drunk?

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leveltwentymage

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1 Week Ago

I've drank two bottles of this pinot noir and I still feel the pain of being alive. What gives?


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Elyna

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1 Week Ago

Because its actually prune juice.


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CMDNEYO

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1 Week Ago

why are you in pain want to talk about it?

I will listen


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leveltwentymage

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1 Week Ago

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Because its actually prune juice.
Plot twist. It's actually wine and I'm just immune to alcohol like wolverine. Also I hear things in my attic. Is this poltergeists? Can you confirm?


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Zephyre

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1 Week Ago

Because it's pinot noir.

Every classy Gentleman Cho'Gath will drink a brut or cabernet sauvignon.


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Elyna

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1 Week Ago

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Plot twist. It's actually wine and I'm just immune to alcohol like wolverine. Also I hear things in my attic. Is this poltergeists? Can you confirm?
Its actually a french man. In about an hour he will come down and try to sell you some bread.


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leveltwentymage

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1 Week Ago

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why are you in pain want to talk about it?

I will listen
My life sucks and won't get better. and there is no god.


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TheNekrosis

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1 Week Ago

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Because it's pinot noir.

Every classy Gentleman Cho'Gath will drink a brut or cabernet sauvignon.
Excuse me, but I literally had to pause and say that this is the greatest thing I've read since I've been on these forums.

Thank you.


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leveltwentymage

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1 Week Ago

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Because it's pinot noir.

Every classy Gentleman Cho'Gath will drink a brut or cabernet sauvignon.
I have a sauvignon left but I wasn't going to drink it today. I went to the store and about a bunch of wines and now I'm sampling the goods. The problem is that it's so easy to drink a whole bottle and not feel buzzed. I need the glorious bliss of drunkenness to ease the pain of consciousness.


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CMDNEYO

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1 Week Ago

what do you do in life?


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