Into the Steel Dungeon ((ASK MORDE!))

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Ask Morde Hue

Senior Member

01-14-2014

There was a dull echo as the door swung open to the iron dungeon. The thick air suffocated all that was in it. The room was dimly lit and had little decorations. A skull there, a guitar here. A large figure could be seen sitting on what seemed to be a steel-plated couch ((because why not?)). It was the Master of Metal, Mordekaiser. The paladin of pain let out a hearty "huehuehuehuehue," as he cruelly smashed his metal fist into the seat next to him.

"Ask me questions, fool..." he laughed. "If you dare."

((Hiya guys, I saw that the Morde spot was open so I decided to take it. Pls be nice to me! and my Morde will be funny, but also cruel and dark. Have fun!))


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Ask Morde Hue

Senior Member

01-14-2014

Mordekaiser waited.
And waited.
And waited.
"Well then," he grumbled. "What the hell was the point of this if no one asks me any questions?"
((Bump))


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theplague1369

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01-14-2014

Dear Mordekaiser,

Is there an item that you prefer Summoners to buy for you on the Fields of Justice?

Thank you for your time,

-The Plague


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sylvanas valeria

Senior Member

01-14-2014

((Welcome. Enjoy your stay))


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BloatedBile

Senior Member

01-15-2014

dear morde,

do you even eat?

-bb


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Ask Morde Hue

Senior Member

01-15-2014

Quote:
Originally Posted by theplague1369 View Post
Dear Mordekaiser,

Is there an item that you prefer Summoners to buy for you on the Fields of Justice?

Thank you for your time,

-The Plague
Summoner,

I don't care what my summoner buys for me on the fields of justice, unless the fool purchases some stupid as hell items. It matters to me not. I still can wreck face and totally dominate.

Lord of the Shadow Isles, Mordekaiser


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Ask Morde Hue

Senior Member

01-15-2014

Dear BB,
No, I do not require any sustenance of any sort, if that is what you are asking.

But I do delight in indulging myself in a cupcake or two every once in a while.

Mordekaiser


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Ask Morde Hue

Senior Member

01-15-2014

Morde began to craft a perfect replica of his armor in his boredom. He spent hours to get every detail perfectly accurate.
And then he smashed it. "Hue," he chuckled, temporarily amused.
((questions, pls))


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HtimsEbag

Senior Member

01-15-2014

Dear Mordekaiser,
Why are you known as Numero Uno?

--A curious person


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Ask Morde Hue

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01-15-2014

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Originally Posted by HtimsEbag View Post
Dear Mordekaiser,
Why are you known as Numero Uno?

--A curious person
Dear fool,
BECAUSE I AM NUMBER ONE. I AM THE GREATEST, THE MOST FABULOUS, THE BEST, THE AWESOMEST MASTER OF METAL THERE IS. I understand that your insignificant existence cannot comprehend one as great as me.
Numero Uno, huehue


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