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"Life's Too Long..."

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Jikker

Senior Member

01-13-2014

By request, my filler story has been turned into a full fledged story here for your enjoyment GD. Before reading, I highly recommend that you read the following threads not only because they are masterpieces, but because this entire thread is based on those stories.

http://forums.na.leagueoflegends.com/board/showthread.php?t=3677639&highlight=
http://forums.na.leagueoflegends.com/board/showthread.php?t=4121988&highlight=

I give full credit to IronAngel2003 for the genius that is the Dunk Squad, for inspiring me to write the Revive Squad's story (for better or worse), and for some of his images.

Now, without further ado...

Chapter 1 -- Enter the Revive Squad...Bro

877246 Greetings Zac and Aatrox. We at the Dunk Squad have exciting news.

877248Yes, we have come to offer you a position in our squad

877252 You’re finally offering us a position in a Dunk squad?

877245 Yeah, basically

877246 Of course you’ll have to pass through the initiation...

877246 ...but I have faith in you two

877248 So you in?

877252 Sorry guys, but we already joined another squad

877240 Yes, we found ourselves a much more fitting squad for our abilities

877245 Huh? Wut squad?

877251 877241 877253

877245 What are you guys doing here?

877251 We’re the new squad.

877248 I don’t get it…

877252 Revive Squad bro

877252 877243 877240

877253 Indeed, we all have abilities or passives that allow us to return after death

877248 But Yorick’s is only temporary. How’d he get in

877241 He made a rather compelling argument


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877251 Let me in

877253 But your ability is not a complete revive

877251 Let me in please? I'm sick of the Shadow Isles

877253 Sorry but rules are rules

877251 Fine, let me in or else

877253 Or else what?

877247

877251 She follows you forever

877254 It’s not worth it, trust me.

877254 She smells worse than dead Teemo and is 10x more annoying

877253 Welcome to the Revive Squad Yorick!

877251 Awesome
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877246 877245 877248 ...

877251 877241 877253 877240 877252

877246 877245 877248 ...

877251 877241 877253 877240 877252 >=)

877252 You guys mad we aren't joining the dunk squad?

877248 No cause our squad is much better

877240 How so?

877245 Our squad has cookies…

877245 See

877242

877252 So? We have one better

877240 Show him Anivia

877241 877250 -----------------------------> 877249

877249

877245

877249

877245

877249

877244

877240 Cherry, my favorite

877251 Make me a grape one Anivia

877252 Cya later dunk squad

877251 877241 877253 877240 877252 *exit*

…
…
…


877248 You’re jealous, aren’t ya

877245 Yup

877248 Do you want me to find you a snowcone?

877245 You know that’s right

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Links for Future Chapters:

Chapter 2 (look down)
Chapter 3 (look a bit further down)
Aside 1 (http://forums.na.leagueoflegends.com/board/showthread.php?p=44411299&highlight=#post44411299)
Chapter 4 (http://forums.na.leagueoflegends.com/board/showthread.php?p=44430223&highlight=#post44430223)
Chapter 5 (http://forums.na.leagueoflegends.com/board/showthread.php?p=44449034&highlight=#post44449034)
Chapter 6 (http://forums.na.leagueoflegends.com/board/showthread.php?p=44485408&highlight=#post44485408)
Chapter 7 (http://forums.na.leagueoflegends.com/board/showthread.php?p=44534760&highlight=#post44534760)
Chapter 8 (http://forums.na.leagueoflegends.com/board/showthread.php?p=44559534&highlight=#post44559534)
Chapter 9 (http://forums.na.leagueoflegends.com/board/showthread.php?p=44582574&highlight=#post44582574)
Chapter 10 (http://forums.na.leagueoflegends.com/board/showthread.php?p=44607758&highlight=#post44607758)
Chapter 11 (http://forums.na.leagueoflegends.com/board/showthread.php?p=44654652&highlight=#post44654652)
Chapter 12 (http://forums.na.leagueoflegends.com/board/showthread.php?p=44698356&highlight=#post44698356)
Chapter 13
(http://forums.na.leagueoflegends.com/board/showthread.php?p=44743582&highlight=#post44743582)Chapter 14 (http://forums.na.leagueoflegends.com/board/showthread.php?p=44809122&highlight=#post44809122)
Chapter 15 (http://forums.na.leagueoflegends.com/board/showthread.php?p=44923227&highlight=#post44923227)
Chapter 16 (http://forums.na.leagueoflegends.com/board/showthread.php?p=45073216&highlight=#post45073216)
Chapter 17
(http://forums.na.leagueoflegends.com/board/showthread.php?p=45312811&highlight=#post45312811)Chapter 18 (http://forums.na.leagueoflegends.com/board/showthread.php?p=45476845&highlight=#post45476845)
Aside 2 (http://forums.na.leagueoflegends.com/board/showthread.php?p=45520840&highlight=#post45520840)
Chapter 19 (http://forums.na.leagueoflegends.com/board/showthread.php?p=45582544&highlight=#post45582544)
Chapter 20 (http://forums.na.leagueoflegends.com/board/showthread.php?p=45866219&highlight=#post45866219)
Aside 3 (http://forums.na.leagueoflegends.com/board/showthread.php?p=45895544&highlight=#post45895544)
Aside 4 (http://forums.na.leagueoflegends.com/board/showthread.php?p=46033801&highlight=#post46033801)
Chapter 21 (http://forums.na.leagueoflegends.com/board/showthread.php?p=46118344&highlight=#post46118344)
Chapter 22 (http://forums.na.leagueoflegends.com/board/showthread.php?p=46380899&highlight=#post46380899)
Chapter 23 (http://forums.na.leagueoflegends.com/board/showthread.php?p=46501469&highlight=#post46501469)
Chapter 24 (http://forums.na.leagueoflegends.com/board/showthread.php?p=46522688&highlight=#post46522688)
Chapter 25 (http://forums.na.leagueoflegends.com/board/showthread.php?p=46683334&highlight=#post46683334)
Chapter 26 (http://forums.na.leagueoflegends.com/board/showthread.php?p=46727680&highlight=#post46727680)
Aside 5 (http://forums.na.leagueoflegends.com/board/showthread.php?p=46792039&highlight=#post46792039)
Chapter 27 (http://forums.na.leagueoflegends.com/board/showthread.php?p=46814395&highlight=#post46814395)
Chapter 28 (http://forums.na.leagueoflegends.com/board/showthread.php?p=46946920&highlight=#post46946920)
Aside 6 (http://forums.na.leagueoflegends.com/board/showthread.php?p=46977846&highlight=#post46977846)
Aside 7 (http://forums.na.leagueoflegends.com/board/showthread.php?p=47423834&highlight=#post47423834)
Chapter 29 (http://forums.na.leagueoflegends.com/board/showthread.php?p=47907015&highlight=#post47907015)
Yorick's Job Part 1 (http://forums.na.leagueoflegends.com/board/showthread.php?p=47982406&highlight=#post47982406)
Aside 8 (http://forums.na.leagueoflegends.com/board/showthread.php?p=48267612&highlight=#post48267612)
Aside 9 (http://forums.na.leagueoflegends.com/board/showthread.php?p=48331066&highlight=#post48331066)
Yorick's Job Part 2
(http://forums.na.leagueoflegends.com/board/showthread.php?p=48441121&highlight=#post48441121)Chapter 30 (http://forums.na.leagueoflegends.com/board/showthread.php?p=49130854&highlight=#post49130854)
Chapter 31 (http://forums.na.leagueoflegends.com/board/showthread.php?p=49303196&highlight=#post49303196)
Chapter 32 (http://forums.na.leagueoflegends.com/board/showthread.php?p=49323151&highlight=#post49323151)
Chapter 33 (http://forums.na.leagueoflegends.com/board/showthread.php?p=49544387&highlight=#post49544387)
Aside 10 (http://forums.na.leagueoflegends.com/board/showthread.php?p=49617486&highlight=#post49617486)
Aside 11 (http://forums.na.leagueoflegends.com/board/showthread.php?p=49861653&highlight=#post49861653)
Aside 12 (http://forums.na.leagueoflegends.com/board/showthread.php?p=50020377&highlight=#post50020377)
Aside 13 (http://forums.na.leagueoflegends.com/board/showthread.php?p=50188330&highlight=#post50188330)
Aside 14 (http://forums.na.leagueoflegends.com/board/showthread.php?p=50211753&highlight=#post50211753)

Got an idea for the Revive Squad? Someone they need to meet? Somewhere they need to go? Something they need to do? Feel free to leave comments and suggestions! Some of my best work is flushing out other people's ideas Please note that I will not be following any of IronAngel's work or having appearances by the Dunk Squad members (except for the opener) unless I obtain his permission first.

Thanks for reading!


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Jikker

Senior Member

01-13-2014

Chapter 2 -- Every Squad Needs an Awesome HQ

877294 So now that we're in the Revive Squad, what do we do all day?

877293 Mostly play games

877290 Wait to be summoned

877295 Revived ourselves when we die of boredom

877294 ...

877290 Eat snowcones

877294 That sounds better

877294 But where do we, ya know, hang out all day?

877295 We "hung out" in our headquarters

877294 We have a headquarters?!? That's awesome

877289 Where is this place?

877293 Just a little ways over there

877293 Follow us

877291 =)


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877292

877290 There she is

877289 How very...familiar

877294 A tree house?

877295 It is a tree castle

877294 Trying to one up the Dunk Squad, eh?

877293 Yup. Around here we call them...the Flunk Squad

877289 Nice

877290 Well go ahead and claim your room

877289 Dibs on the turret room

877294 Hey, I want that one

877289 Well I called dibs so there

877289 *sticks out tongue*

877294 Well I was the one that said we should join the Revive Squad

877294 So THERE

877290 Are they always this bad?

877295 Yes, they were

877289 I'm taking that room unless...

877289 ...you want to fight over it

877294 Maybe I would!

877293 Great...

877291 ...

877289 You're stupid

877294 It takes one to know one buster

877290 Chill out guys. I'll take the turret room, ok?

877289 Chill out? *snicker*

877290 Yes, just chill

877289 Just...chill? Hehe

877294 Hehe way to be punny

877290 What?

877289 877294 Hahahahahaha

877290 *sigh*


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Bunny Killer

Senior Member

01-13-2014

Why would Yorick want to be in the revive squad when he has his afterlife party with Kog'maw, Karthus, Teemo, and Zyra?


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Mawsmile

Senior Member

01-13-2014

Awesome! Although... Iron is coming back, right?


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Jikker

Senior Member

01-13-2014

Quote:
Mawsmile:
Awesome! Although... Iron is coming back, right?


We can only hope


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Jikker

Senior Member

01-13-2014

Chapter 3 -- Just a Typical Day at Revive HQ

877306 Pass me another lime one will ya Anivia

877311 This is the life

877312 I must say these snowcones will be the best thing I ever had

877311 Will be?

877312 Yes, they were

877303 You'll get used to him

877302 Yes, I suppose so

*BANG* *BANG*

877309 Huh? I wonder who that is

877311 Probably some kids with a fundraiser. Don't answer it

877309 K

*BANG* *BANG* *BANG*

877309 Ugh

877305 >.>

877311 No worries, I got this

877311 Alright, listen kids, we don't need any pizzas, cookies, popcorn or...

877311 OMG!

877311 What are you doing here?!?!?!?

877307 Zilean I demand entry!

877302 Not this again

877311 How did you get this address?

877307 I have my ways

877307 Now, I am here to prove I am worthy of entry into your squad

877303 Vayne, you don't even remotely have a revive passive or ability.

877303 How the heck do you even think you could qualify?

877307 I have THIS!

877304

877307 Do not deny that it will revive me!

877303 877302 877311...

877302 Just give it a rest will ya Vayne?

877311 Yeah, I mean we don't want a repeat of the whole dunk squad fiasco.

877311 Give it up girl.

877307 Never! I will join your squad if it is the last thing I do!

877303 It just might be if you don't leave

877311 Yeah, why don't you go form your own squad like...

877311 ...like the "Late-Game Hypercarry ADC squad" Yeah, do that.

877308 Yeah, comeon Vayne, it'll be fun!

877307 Shut up Twitch!

877307 I shall return mark my words!

877307 I then I will show you the power of my revive!

877307 *exit*

*SLAM*

877302 *sigh* Here we go again...

877309 No worries, I got the summoner sphere right here if she returns

877305 =)


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Jikker

Senior Member

01-13-2014

Quote:
IS10bd4e129953f4e2c18ec:
Why would Yorick want to be in the revive squad when he has his afterlife party with Kog'maw, Karthus, Teemo, and Zyra?


Expect this in a future chapter now


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RadiantWings

Senior Member

01-13-2014

They don't even ask where Twitch came from.


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Jikker

Senior Member

01-13-2014

Quote:
RadiantWings:
They don't even ask where Twitch came from.


Twitch has a way of popping up out of nowhere


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Jikker

Senior Member

01-13-2014

Bump before bed