Twas the night after Snowdown...

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Xelnath

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12-24-2013
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... and all through the house,
Not a creature was spawning, not even that poisonous mouse;
The turrets were wrecked, destroyed by summoners without care,
In hopes that phat lewts would soon be theirs.

The minions were nestled, all snug or just dead;
While visions of nightmare Cho'gath danced in their heads.
Miss Fortune in her 'kerchief and I in my deathcap,
Had just settled our lanes for a long winter's nap.

When out in the jungle their arose such a clatter,
I sprang to my keyboard to see what was the matter.
Away to the dragon, I ran (accidentally blowing Flash),
Dropped down a Vision Ward and withdrew aghast!

The lights of the river illuminated everything with a glow,
Giving the luster of Lux ult to the objects below,
When what to my wondering eyes did appear,
But Bad Santa Veigar and eight tiny minion-deer.

With this little, evil rider, so lively and thick,
I knew in a moment he must have fed off the midlaner, Rick.
More rapid than Malphite, his ultimate it came,
And he whistled and giggled and called at us by name!

"Die Sarah! Die Xelnath, Now Warwick and Riven!"
Die Karma! Die Draven! Now Darius and Fizz'n!"
"To the top of the map! We'll topple them all!
Were there even this many Champions here at all?"

As the Deathfire Grasp into my face did fly,
With just a wall of wind, did I somehow remain alive!
So straight down midlane they came,
With tons of items, this fed AP was lame.

And then, in a twinking, I heard from the speakers on the roof,
The ultimate attack of a smurf on hoof!
I pulled down my head and was just turning around,
When from fog of war came Hecarim's ultimate, unbound!

Straight to Veigar he came,
Dressed in a spirit visage - how true to his name!
A bundle of weapons, he flung forward from his back,
Slash and crushing this miserable yordle's neck!

His eyes - how they burned! His laugh, how scary!
His chest burned like fire, yet colored blueberry.
His laugh called out, my heart as tense as a bow,
But with Lizard Elder, no one could escape his slow.

He spoke not a word, but went straight to work,
An cleared out the minions, then turned with a jerk,
And spinning his spear quite far too close to his nose,
He gave a nod and back to base, he rose.

He bought all of his items, and his team started to whistle,
And together they rushed, like a full-empowered cruise missile,
But I hear him exclaim just as we were about to start the team fight:
"But, mom, I don't want to open presents!" - 'A Summoner has Disconnected."

Goodnight!


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yesiamchinese

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12-24-2013

pls buff Darius


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Melting Rain

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12-24-2013

Heh, well done!


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Genophage

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12-24-2013

cool story bro.


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Jerkface Killa 2

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12-24-2013

Original or "borrowed" ??


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Devastatelol

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12-24-2013

Much poem very spear shake

Really though worst pile of horse extrude I've ever had the displeasure of reading


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If I wasnt Jesus

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12-24-2013

this is off topic
mods move please
edit @nerds downvoting me
this isn't discussing league one bit just
"heres my poem for upvote whoring gnight"


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Transient Eons

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12-24-2013

Merry Christmas to all!

Also, Sarah?


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Melroy

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12-24-2013

10/10 would read again

but nah, I got Christmas stuff going on...


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TheBman

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12-24-2013

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Nuuuuuuuu my dreaaaams.

#crushed.