LEAKED: The three moderators, and their daily lives.

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PrefaceOfTheGods

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11-10-2013

Moderator 1: Does sensible bans. Always tells people why, and gives reasons to closed threads. Is horribly ill and spends most of his time unconscious in his bed. Essentially the 'leader' of the moderators. Has continued to get paid, yet has not been seen in since Season 1.

Moderator 2: Tends to skip a lot. Consistently cuts job to go on a date with some random girl. Usually gets a previous girlfriend to cover for him before dumping her the next day. Considers himself Alpha, he will delete pornographic content without warning, under the pretense that only he should be allowed to see their glorious jugs.

Moderator 3: Most common one on the site. Is actually homeless, comes to work every day because it's the closest thing to a house he has. Often stays in the office overnight, moderating the forums day in and day out. Originally, heard a rumor that GD was being behaved, and they might need to cut down on moderators. Sparked a revolution that resulted in massive porn threads in order to keep his job. Is desperate, yet foolish, and will ban anyone on the spot that dare tries to defy him.

Xelnath: Not an official moderator, yet often deletes threads when the others are too reluctant to do so. Has been contacted about the issue, as he is the closest thing to a Rioter that communicates with GD about these issues, yet denies them stating that it is not his department. To this day, nobody really knows how to contact them.

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Moderator 4: Walks around in fabulous bath robes and gems. Has earned the nickname 'red', as he likes to dye his robes in the forumer's blood, although this has not been confirmed. Rumored to be involved in the creation of Leddit. Also rumored to have a cabinet full of tears and frog urine.

Moderator 5: Classic intern. Takes writing advice from Morgageddon during breaks. Suggests thread closes and bans to his superiors, but doesn't actually have the authority to do them himself. Doesn't realize how badly they are handled, so he dismisses the forumer's words as complaints, and reports them as spam. Usually nice, yet blissfully ignorant.


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IonCannonKarthus

Senior Member

11-10-2013

Meddler has mod powers too


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Jean Never Wins

Member

11-10-2013

Moderator 4: the split personality of Moderator 1 that only awakens when moderator 1 is asleep, runs a huge shadow organization to post random **** on GD, his smurfs are every single major poster most days he is responsible for 60% of the front page

he also runs fek

FROST YOU HAVE BEEN REVEALED LOKS LIKE YOU WILL HAVE TO DESTROY GD TO GET AWAY WITH YOUR NEFARIOUS PLANS


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Ufu

Senior Member

11-10-2013

RIP in preface


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Maximum Sona

Member

11-10-2013

Mod 4 just sits around and faps all day to the hentai I post.


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Heek

Senior Member

11-10-2013

Quote:
Originally Posted by Jean Never Wins View Post
Moderator 4: the split personality of Moderator 1 that only awakens when moderator 1 is asleep, runs a huge shadow organization to post random **** on GD, his smurfs are every single major poster most days he is responsible for 60% of the front page
>: )


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PrefaceOfTheGods

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11-10-2013

Bump


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Dies to Wolves

Senior Member

11-10-2013

We are as one.

We are all moderator #4


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PrefaceOfTheGods

Member

11-11-2013

Quote:
Originally Posted by Dies to Wolves View Post
We are as one.

We are all moderator #4
Maybe I can think up more

Hold on


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Colonel J Chan

Member

11-11-2013

Xelnath also closes threads for no reason.