"Lol Naut sucks no dmg"

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Absolute None

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11-19-2013

https://www.listenonrepeat.com/watch/?v=2TXQjimjbsk

Ah, such a lovely sound.

AGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHH!!!

Such beautiful notes.

OH GOD MAKE IT STOP PLEASE MAKE IT STOP

Thresh closed his eyes slowly, reveling in the beautiful music he was making.

PLEASE NO MORE NO MORE N-AHHHHHHHHH!!!

Thresh smiled. It was almost time for the symphony.

*craaaaaack*
ENOUGH PLEASE NO MORE I'M SORRY I'M SORRY

Thresh opened his eyes. Before him lay that hammer man... Jayce? Yes, Jayce. His arms, bloody and limp, were barely attached to his torso. Hooks sunk deep into the palms of Jayce's hands. His legs had long been torn from the body, leaving a crimson puddle forming from his waist. His hammer lay on the floor, snapped in twine. Hooks were connected to Jayce's nipples, leaving him lasting scars. The only thing intact was his face. He would ruin that now. With a sudden motion the hooks on Jayce's nipples were violently removed.

His mouth opened, but no sound came. It seems his voice cracked. Thresh sighed. It's not as fun without the screams. He swung his sickle slowly, winding it up. Thresh grinned. Here it comes. The symphony!

With violent intent, Thresh swung. A sickening crack. A sudden gasp of air. A rain of crimson. It all happened at their perfect moments. Thresh grinned as his sickle tore off most of Jayce's face. His body fell, him finally finding peace. Or so you'd think. But no, death was only the beginning of the symphony. There would be more. Much, much more. A green orb slowly rose out of Jayce's chest. With sudden exertion Thresh grabbed it. There would be much fun later indeed. But for now, a new victim appeared.

"Oh god..." the white haired archer whispered. Thresh grinned. He would enjoy this League indeed...


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Letsgetcooking

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11-19-2013

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Thresh
I like you.
Have a kiss.
You made that yourself?


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Absolute None

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11-19-2013

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I like you.
Have a kiss.
You made that yourself?
Yep! I did my best! Oh my god Cooking-san noticed m-oh god I really need to stop that.


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Letsgetcooking

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11-19-2013

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Yep! I did my best! Oh my god Cooking-san noticed m-oh god I really need to stop that.
You've been front paged
I allow you to go kawai for one post


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Letsgetcooking

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11-19-2013

Btw i dont know if you guys noticed but Orianna killed 3 members of the Dunk squad.


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Letsgetcooking

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11-19-2013

Well, it is time.
The Firebat will fall into a deep slumber once again
Night GD


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Absolute None

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11-19-2013

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You've been front paged
I allow you to go kawai for one post
I love you man.

Though my heart belongs to Poppy.


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Viner16

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11-19-2013

This...

This is beautiful.


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Letsgetcooking

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11-20-2013

morning bump
I hope Xelnath is watching and loving.


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11-20-2013

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