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"Lol Naut sucks no dmg"

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Letsgetcooking

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11-17-2013

*Disclaimer*
*Contains scenes of gore and violence*
*Viewer discretion is advised*


They had the lead. The game started off with the first blood given by Swain to Lux,thanks to the Gank of Shyvana. Then Jinx and Thresh got a double off Shen and Caitlyn. It took longer for Nasus to get killed by Renekton simply because he played safer than the rest of his team.
However,after 10 minutes,they questionned themselves: Where's Nautilus? He never ganked us. Not even once. "Meh,he's probably afk."said Lux and,after a moment of laughter,they went to grab an easy dragon,even though Shyvana questionned her motives to kill one of her brothers.

At 25 minutes into the game,Thresh asked if they could get the mighty Baron buff. The whole team agreed,and went happily to kill the Baron Nashor himself. While walking and brutaly murdering a passing god-dog,Renekton thanked the servers for the afk Nautilus,and the whole team laughed. Walking next to a bush,Lux said jokingly:
"Be carefull guys,Naut may gank u-

She never finished that sentence,as a 5-ton Anchor flew throught the bush,crushing her frail body into nothing more than a pile of flesh,bones,and armor. The only thing recongnisable of her was her face,and it was twisted in a mix of surprise,fear and pain.

The Juggernaut of the Sea was here.

Still shocked,the team didnt even react as the Anchor,still drenched in blood and bones,went straight in Renekton's mouth,claiming half of his teeths as prize for the blow. The deadly weapon then decided to aim for the guts,and did just that. Jinx,Thresh and Shyvana started to realize:Nautilus was here,alive,and he was having fun turning Renekton into a new pair of boots. The croc was puking blood at this point,having lost stomach,intestines and one lung. Jinx's Pow-Pow started to roll,Thresh threw his scythe and Shyvana started to burst flames out of her hands. Renekton layed down in his own blood,gargling as the rest of his team went for the giant.

Thresh went under the massive being in order to lock him down with the Box. However,Nautilus had other plans for the Warden. The scythe still in his shoulder,he grabbed it and pulled Thresh from his legs. Grabbing him with his hand. It took very little time to hear the cracking from the Warden,as well as his screams. In no time,the Titan felt a lack of resistance from the support. He then noticed two stanges things trying to harm him:fire and bullets.

Shyvana,having used her dragon form to catch a running sniper,thought she could get through the thick armor of the giant with her bare fists. But she realised that the giant was done ignoring her,as a huge foot went down above her. She dodged it quite easily and attempted a blast of fire into the Steel monster's face. The Titan eated the blow like it was nothing more but a fly,and struck Shyvana with a mercyless Anchor through her abdomen. The Anchor then went up in front of Nautilus's eyes,begging for him to admire the song of pain sang by the Half-Dragon,as well as the work of art made by her blood who slowly dripped into the grass. The Juggernaut,after realizing Shyvana's blood had flilled her lungs and thus she couldnt sing as well anymore,decided to meet her with the same fate as the support. A mix of Organs and Dragon juice spilled out of his hands as he did the deed. He then noticed the bullets were not shooting anymore.

Jinx was already running. She knew that if the giant went through the whole team,he would crush her without a doubt like an ant. Out of breath,she stopped and looked behind her: no Nautilus. "Wheew,holy ****"she said as she sat next to her lizard elder"That was close". Finaly safe,she tried to find a logic behind a Nautilus solo-ing a whole team by himself. While thinking,she heard something. Something strange. The bush right new to her had this strange noise,a high pitched note. Fearing of what could be in this bush,she remembered that her support begged her to buy one pink ward and she never had placed it. She decided to play it safe and threw the ward in the bush.

No Nautilus. Thank god.

But then she saw it. It was there,looking at her.
A ward. An enemy ward.Who was causing the sound.

She knew it was going to happen. She started to run. But the earth was already shaking.
The depth charge was coming. She screamed,cried,begged to Morello. Nothing changed. The pressure freed under her feet ripped her left arm out and turned her legs into cat food. After the volcanic bomb,Jinx layed in a mix of water,grass,dirt,blood,and tears.The Titan was watching. Before the end,even with the pain dancing on her body,she needed to know. With all the strength left of her body,she asked:"How?"
The Giant looked at her,silent. Then,out of the mysterious face,came a deep voice. It said only this:

"Beware the depths"
832107
Good night GD

Im bored, so i made part 2(Teemo) (http://forums.na.leagueoflegends.com/board/showthread.php?p=43114787&posted=1#post43114787)
Part 3. Special guest,Mordekaiser. (http://forums.na.leagueoflegends.com/board/showthread.php?p=43122627#post43122627)
I maed a new ship(Part 4) (http://forums.na.leagueoflegends.com/board/showthread.php?p=43152809#post43152809)
A short story(Part 5) (http://forums.na.leagueoflegends.com/board/showthread.php?t=4045715&page=27)
*Sweet posts i need to put on the front page*
Arcterra(Leet drawing) (http://forums.na.leagueoflegends.com/board/showthread.php?p=43154251&posted=1#post43154251)
Dredge Mammus(Thresh Fanfic) (http://forums.na.leagueoflegends.com/board/showthread.php?p=43155004#post43155004)
Auryiel(Vladimir) (http://forums.na.leagueoflegends.com/board/showthread.php?t=4045715&page=26)
Hraesveglur(Cass) (http://forums.na.leagueoflegends.com/board/showthread.php?p=43365624&posted=1#post43365624)
Sutekh(Maokaï) (http://forums.na.leagueoflegends.com/board/showthread.php?p=43365624&posted=1#post43365624)
YES,50 UPVOTES! GIMME KISSES MY SWEET LOVERS!
100 UPVOTES! THE DRINKS ARE ON ME!
111 UPVOTES! MAKE A WISH!
117 UPVOTES!THE NEW CHAMP IS A BORING SAMURAI!
A RED POSTED!RIOT APPROVES MY MADNESS!
150 UPVOTES! *SHAKES BOOTY*

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TheRealRasq

Senior Member

11-17-2013

wat


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Letsgetcooking

Senior Member

11-17-2013

Quote:
TheRealRasq:
wat

Idk i wanted to make a fanfic


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who am i again

Senior Member

11-17-2013

Dont you think it s a bit late to force people to read meaningless stories? >.>


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Tauros113

Senior Member

11-17-2013

That was pretty dark...


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RedTruth

Senior Member

11-17-2013

is ur spacebar broken


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Letsgetcooking

Senior Member

11-17-2013

This thing took me 30 goddamn minutes.
Give me some attention,i deserve it.


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BloodNinja

Senior Member

11-17-2013

BREAK HIS SHIELD.


Dmgs gone :>


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Letsgetcooking

Senior Member

11-17-2013

Quote:
Tauros113:
That was pretty dark...

Yup,needed to unleash my inder sadist.
I can sleep well now.Thanks.


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Letsgetcooking

Senior Member

11-17-2013

bump,gd moves fast