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Morello sighs as he flips the last part of Phreak's omelette into a Trinity Force, his favorite. Even though it smells sufficiently delectable, he has a terrible pit in the bottom of his stomach knowing the news he has to deliver to his 8 year old son. He flips the entire omelette, sprinkles some American cheese on top, and slides it onto a small, red plate. He grabs some orange juice from the refrigerator, which is littered with magnets of Phreak's favorite champions, such as Vayne. He closes the fridge door and glances to the middle, where Phreak's drawing from elementary school is proudly on display. It shows a woman in red glasses shooting at a group of 5 people, and reads "Vayne is balanced. Just 2v1 her."
Morello pours a fresh cup of the juice and carries it out with the omelette to the living room, where Phreak is laying on the floor, drawing in his coloring book with his feet kicking in the air behind him. Morello kneels down and looks down at him.
Phreak takes a seat on the large and luxorious Hello Kitty themed couch in the living room. Morello pulls up a tray table and places the food and juice onto it. He joins Phreak on the couch and starts to pat him on his shoulder.
Attachment 830656 Hey, listen buddy... the guys at the office and I have been talking, and...well. We think it's time that we take a look at Vayne.
Phreak continues to furiously whack Morello with the pillow, managing to tackle him to the ground, while continuing the montage of attacks. Morello finally manages to gather his strength and remove Phreak's tiny body from his own, sitting him firmly down on the couch.
Attachment 830661 Listen here young man! I am lead fairness designer! I will decide who is buffed or nerfed, understand!?
Phreak stands up, flips the tray table over, spilling the delicious OJ and perfectly concocted omelette onto the floor. He start to run away, crying and screaming, stomping his feet all the way.