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Will Pay 10$/hr to Feed Me While I Play

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ShalamiTsunami

Senior Member

12-16-2010

It's a little embarassing, but I've spent too much time playing League of Legends and have become morbidly obese. I'll gladly pay 10 dollars per hour for someone to shovel cheese curd and mayonaise into my mouth at a constant rate while I play. Thin arms are a must so you don't block my view of the screen.


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Prenn

Senior Member

12-16-2010

Make it 10 dollars and I get to eat 15% of the food and you have a deal.


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Khador Exremeist

Senior Member

12-16-2010

make it 12 dollars and im allowed to sit beside you and play on my laptop and you gotta deal!


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Josh de Tonreau

Senior Member

12-16-2010

hes referring to people's addictions and dead-set dedication to LoL

geez


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M0ngo Like Candy

Senior Member

12-16-2010

Another great ShalamiTsunami thread.


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ShalamiTsunami

Senior Member

12-16-2010

I'm willing to go up to $15/hour, but eating any of my food will cause the price of that food to be deducted from your pay.


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Die Nacht

Senior Member

12-16-2010

Wrong Section? lol!

I thought you meant like feed you in-game. lol!


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ShalamiTsunami

Senior Member

12-16-2010

Quote:
Hamburglar219:
Another great ShalamiTsunami thread.

Shouldn't you be off wailing about Mordekaiser getting nerfed? And getting massive downvotes for said wailing?


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sweaters

Senior Member

12-16-2010

Lolol


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Invis Phoenix

Member

12-17-2010

No offence but you should go out of the house and get some excercise. Cheese curds and maynoise gross... I think you're addicted to food and video games I would seek help.


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