Lemme hit you with some FACTS GENERAL DISCUSSION

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VelliusQuincy

Senior Member

10-23-2013

Do you know Nautilus is actually.... Gragas in disguise?

Fact: They're both fat.


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Doumz

Senior Member

10-23-2013

Nautilus so strong he can lift the gravity around him, making him float around. See his /joke for example.


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Anonmetric

Senior Member

10-23-2013

Riot should immediately rename the game "leagues of Nautless" and make him the only available champion, Their is no point in having any other. If Riot wants to be nice to the other champions, they can leave them in the game, but that doesn't matter because of this scientific evidence I must concluded never to select any other champion.


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The FireWater

Senior Member

10-23-2013

Based on the scientific facts you've listed, I've concluded that inside of Nautalis' armor he is about 99% beard.
This newfound information circles back on the facts you've already listed stating that Nautilus is the best, strongest, most handsomest champion in League.
Fizz is awesome enough that he may in fact be part of Nautilus' beard.
If Jayce had a beard, then he would be a champion. Instead we went champ99, placeholder, champ101.


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M Jarvan

Senior Member

10-23-2013

Fact 11: When Nautilus hits on the ladies of Runeterra, they stay and listen.


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Rhiljeryne

Senior Member

10-23-2013

I can't argue with a circle that purple.


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Jiffs

Member

10-23-2013

Haha, I'v never played nautilus by the looks of these facts i see he must be the best champion. Lol.


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Anonmetric

Senior Member

10-23-2013

Fact12: when Nautilus was in the development stage, his original ult was that he removed his helmet and diving gear to show off his manliness. It was deemed way to OP. It was original play tested against Ezreal, and the demascilinating effects have still yet to be repaired.


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Cliff Walrus

Senior Member

10-23-2013

I think Lu Bu is the best red bait.

OH...
MY...
GOD...
Nautilus is the Lu Bu of LoL. Nobody can provide him with a decent challenge and all of his attacks deal stupid large damage in an AOE.


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thumbnail9

Senior Member

10-23-2013

10/10 Lu


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