I'll tell you my real experience:
Welcome to the salty spitoon how tough are you?
On my first week I didn't uninstall
Teemo was on rotation.
I thoroughly enjoyed my first game.
i was top versus darius. the enemy team also had ap teemo mid, garen and tryndamere bot, and a mundo jungle. I was fiora
I beat nasus top
I lane switched with the guy up top since nasus had farmed 400 q stacks
I got dunked by Darius and only cried for 3 hours.
When my team won our last match, I dove into the enemy obelisk.
I got a penta-kill and lived as my fed Sion.
My last game I did pretty good in mid
I was against Veigar
I survived a gank 5 min into the game.
5-man gank. With a Blitz.
I got a Pentakill as mid lane last game.
As Janna. Vs a Fiddle with max fear.
I carried my way through hundreds of ranked games.
As support only.
I had a bowl of nails for breakfast this morning.
Without any milk
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