The Sexy Boble (Bible of Bo)

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EnGame Credence

Senior Member

06-30-2013

Hymn Book

The Fresh god of Bo

Now, this is the story all about Bo

he got so good, oh so pro

and I’d like to take a minute

Just sit right there

I'll tell you how he became the god with the best hair.

*pause

In 3v3 chat, voices raised,

On the treeline, where he spent most of his games

Chillin’ out maxin’ killin’ a fool

Shootin’ some people with caitlyn’s Q

When a couple of trolls

They were up to no good,

Started sellin’ all their items, actin’ all good.

he got in one little fight and his team got scared

They said “GG you’re bad, told you not go there!”

*pause*

He killed the vayne and when fiddle’s ult came near

The enemy said "real" cause fiddle didn’t use his fear.

If anything he could say that team was a nightmare

But he thought nah, forget it, yo watch out, care.

*pause*

He had so many kills like five hundred seventy eight

And he yelled to the 3v3 chat "Yo, don’t be a hater!"

He looked at his kingdom he was finally there-a

To sit on his throne as the god of Runeterr-a.


Origins 1
Once, the world was filled with darkness. Inky blackness. Stark nothingness. Then our wonderful creator decided to share his love and his good looks. He crafted a world of dirt and stone in this black nothingness. But something was missing. He scattered light throughout the land. But something was missing. He created creatures with fangs, wings and still something was missing. Then he made people. Wonderful people, people with long lustrous hair and perfect bodies. And on the 3rd day he rested, he looked over the land of sexy beautiful people and smiled. But then he noticed his daughters and sons did not look at each other, they did not care for each other’s looks. Our creator descended to the world and asked Leviticus, the first smexy man to explain what was wrong.
“Bo.” He said. “We all look the same, we’re all beautiful and perfect. Why would I care what they look when they’re just as sexy as me?” Leviticus said.
Bo realized what was wrong, and so he set to work making ugly people. It was hard work, to scale down his skill and hold back. Sweating he turned away from the creature he made. A human with matted locks and a horrid stench, he put this creature on the planet and noticed that things had begun to change.
“Ah, beauty cannot exist without ugly. In life there is a winner and there is a loser. Without a loser, who would win?” Bo continued to create ugly men and women to match the population already on the planet.
Bo was stooped over his workplace, a bench. Pages with cramped scrawled writing sat limply beside various writing utensils. The logistics of running a planet, he had to help those he had created learn to become self-sufficient, to grow and procreate as needed. Wiping his brow with his hand, Bo placed all the pages in a chest and sent it toward the planet known as Botoepeayah.
“Bo, please help.” Bo turned, surprised to hear a tiny voice in his ear.
“Yes?”
“The war has begun. Zeus attacked Jesus, and Anubis called Buddha fat.”
“I’m on my way.” Bo grimaced, the Deity War had begun.
The Cover of the Boble is attached, so you may look at the holy word in peace. Bo bless everyone.

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Asgrim

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06-30-2013

Praise Bo and his holy word!


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OnlyBotLane

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07-01-2013

that turned into the fresh prince theme pretty quick


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Zwaq

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07-01-2013

You should see a doctor.


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SirKruc

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07-01-2013

Bo bless you all


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SirKruc

Junior Member

07-01-2013

I don't understand the last part of the Boble


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SirKruc

Junior Member

07-01-2013

Suddenly a war.

Isn't there more?


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EnGame Credence

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07-01-2013

Quote:
Originally Posted by SirKruc View Post
I don't understand the last part of the Boble
Bo hasn't revealed his knowledge to you yet, continue your studies and one day you'll understand.

Quote:
Originally Posted by SirKruc View Post
Suddenly a war.

Isn't there more?
More and more scripture is being discovered everyday, hidden away by pro gamers like Bo.


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FearAzrael

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07-01-2013

King


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Beh

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07-02-2013

I love you


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