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Withthegoodrice

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Size:  8.2 KB Now charts, Lyte, charts. Where do the forums stand?

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Size:  7.6 KB According to my polls, which were drafted through reverse osmosis and unbiased sampling throughout the Nebula, Toxicity on the forums has reached 43.292% up by a 2/5 π Radians, QQ has risen to 302.14% , Quality threads have been all but wiped out, threads complaining about bans have --

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Size:  8.2 KB Enough. This is perfect, perfect.

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Size:  8.2 KB Soon Phase 3 will be ready.

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Size:  8.2 KB Phreak, Jatt, do you say we proceed accordingly?

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Size:  10.9 KB Outstanding!

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Size:  8.2 KB As I thought. Hippalus, are the forums ready to be initiated?

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Size:  25.4 KB Why don't you see for yourself?

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Size:  27.3 KB Fired up and ready to serve.

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Size:  8.2 KB Yes... Yes. This is superb.

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Size:  6.0 KB Excellent, excellent. Hahaaahah! HAHAHAHAAH!

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Size:  6.0 KB HAAAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA!

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Size:  7.6 KB Morello, would you mind if I ask ... what are we even doing? What is "Phase 3"?

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Size:  6.0 KB Soon ... soon you will see.

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Size:  6.0 KB Soon they will all see!

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Size:  7.6 KB Just patched up! We've hooked up the old forums to it too, so that way we can --

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Size:  6.0 KB Blow it.

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Size:  7.6 KB Ex-excuse me sir?

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Size:  6.0 KB I said blow it all.

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Size:  7.6 KB Y-yes. Right away sir.

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Size:  7.6 KB MORELLO! What are you doing?

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Size:  6.0 KB What I should've done a long time ago. HAHAHAHA! Don't you see, Mr.Lin ? ALL that matters now is the E-money.

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Size:  6.0 KB To hell with the community! Once this is over, we'll all be rich.

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Size:  6.0 KB Now it is time for Phase 4. I will rid us of the immobile, nerfed, and "toxic" champs!

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Size:  7.6 KB But I thought we were going to rework older champs? So they can come back into viab--

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Size:  6.0 KB NO! The reworks are SCRAPPED! These champions will suffer fates far worse than NERFS!

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Size:  7.6 KB How could it be worse than nerfs? What else could --

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Size:  6.0 KB Yes. I thought they might try something like this.

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Size:  7.0 KB GET on my Choppa!

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Size:  10.9 KB It's OVER Morello! You're surrounded and outgunned! Enough of this nonsense!

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Size:  6.0 KB HAHAHAH! Oh Irelia, I'll miss nerfing you when you're gone.

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Size:  6.0 KB Don't you see! We NEED this! League will never survive as a casual game.

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Size:  6.0 KB We don't need your BORING play styles. You know what we need?

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Size:  6.8 KB TREMENDOUS play by Lee $in!

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Size:  10.9 KB You're wrong! The players, the community, that's what fuels League! And by nerfing us you bring outrage to the community!

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Size:  10.3 KB Get to my Choppa!

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Size:  6.0 KB Enough with your peasant talk.

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Size:  7.7 KB I WON'T allow this to continue Morello. This is the end of the line.

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Size:  7.7 KB Surrender now and I promise no harm will come to you.

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Size:  7.4 KB Get to the Choppa!

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Size:  6.0 KB You think... you think you can stop me with nerf guns?

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Size:  6.0 KB Hahahahaha ... AHAAHAHAHAHA!

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Size:  6.0 KB AHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHA!

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Size:  7.6 KB What is it sir?

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Size:  3.5 KB Activate it.

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Size:  7.6 KB Right away.

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Size:  10.9 KB Morello ... wha .. what are you doing?

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Size:  6.0 KB AHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHA!

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Size:  6.0 KB Goodbye Olaf.

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Size:  10.9 KB NOOOOO! MORELLO! HOW COULD YOU?

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Size:  6.0 KB "MORELLO"? "MORELLO"? I suppose it is time to reveal... my true identity.

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Size:  10.9 KB XJ9... It was you all along.

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Size:  7.0 KB YES, YESS! This time ... this time the only things that will be LEAKING will be profits from my E-money... and your brains on the floor. AHAHAHAAHAH!



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Size:  7.0 KB Phreak? You dare speak against me Phreak?



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Size:  10.9 KB Oh, it isn't Phreak. Unfortunately for you, it is definitely not Phreak.

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Size:  7.0 KB DYRUS?

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Size:  7.6 KB DYRUS?

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Size:  10.3 KB DYRUFGWF?

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Size:  10.9 KB Dyru -

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Size:  6.7 KB Yes. And now, it TRULY ends.

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Size:  6.7 KB After sleeping for weeks straight, I came to the realization that you weren't "Morello".

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Size:  6.7 KB I saw through your feeble disguise, and worked for you only to bring it all down.

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Size:  6.7 KB You've had your reign of terror XJ9. And you DON'T get another.

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Size:  7.0 KB AHAHAHAH! AND JUST HOW, HOW DO YOU PLAN ON STOPPING ME?

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Size:  6.7 KB I don't.

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Size:  6.7 KB Me taking Phreaks job only gave him the time and energy needed to achieve his true form.

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Size:  7.0 KB NOO! NOO! IT CAN'T BE!

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Size:  5.7 KB Iron Man or Phreak? More like FE-reak!

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Size:  7.0 KB TH-THE PUNS! THEY'RE TO STRONG!

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Size:  5.7 KB Hey bro, don't PHREAK out!

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Size:  7.0 KB I-I CAn't take it.

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Size:  7.0 KB I-i-it's over. I've failed.

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Withthegoodrice

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This is a 100% accurate re-account of the server and forum downtime yesterday.

None of this is fictional and completely represents Riot Games.

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10/10 would recommend


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Overlord Malz

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11/10 it made me cry evertim


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SirSaltALot

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Morello being XJ9 explains all the balance decisions.


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Yasuown

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Amazing story thanks for telling us what truly happened that fateful day.


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12fingerJIM

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glorious...


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Brotha

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This should be bumped so that the masses know the truth.


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d3v1lk1n

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10/10


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Eat and Evolve

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A-Amazing. Brought a tear to my eye.


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