How to be uber pro at LoL

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andrew000000

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11-14-2010

Step 1: Auto lock in a squishy carry like ashe or tristana
Step 2: Instantly call mid solo after you lock in
Step 3: Die a few times to mid
Step 4: Call your team bad for not ganking or calling mias
Step 5: Afk at base while saying in all chat how bad your team is
Step 6: Run into enemy base, then proceed to call the other team bad for taking so long to kill you

If you are denied mid solo, immediately afk at base for 25 minutes to run into enemy towers.


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Writhes

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11-14-2010

Pro tips. I will use them with respect.

I do wonder how someone would be afk and typing in all chat at the same time though.


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ClownPen

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11-14-2010

A few of these steps are close to the summoning method from the Tiernomicon, however steps 4 and 5 aren't accurate to the summoning technique; the 'summoner' must repeat the verses from the Tiernomicon, not chat to the other teams. Step 6 is required to be done in silence; one is not even allowed to hint at the feel of pain during this step for the summoning ritual to work. If done correctly, it will summon Elementz to devour your team, the enemy team, and the enemy Nexus, resulting in a win for the summoner, but a loss for everyone else, even the summoner's teammates.


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Kompulsive

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11-14-2010

Quote:
Originally Posted by andrew000000 View Post
Step 1: Auto lock in a squishy carry like ashe or tristana
Step 2: Instantly call mid solo after you lock in
Step 3: Die a few times to mid
Step 4: Call your team bad for not ganking or calling mias
Step 5: Afk at base while saying in all chat how bad your team is
Step 6: Run into enemy base, then proceed to call the other team bad for taking so long to kill you

If you are denied mid solo, immediately afk at base for 25 minutes to run into enemy towers.
did you put a 0 in your name for each time you have done this?


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Old Ronnie

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11-14-2010

Meh, this thread has been done to death.

4/10


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tata

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11-14-2010

Thats how I do it


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Savage Turtle

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11-14-2010

Junior members unite!!11!!11!1!1111!!1


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Eninya

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11-14-2010

"Akali isn't a better mid than Vlad." O RLY?


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Heyitzmeray

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06-26-2011

Rly!!!!


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YoTengoLobsters

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06-26-2011

Wait how is this pro and can I use Caterpillar Kog'Maw instead of Ashe or Tristana?