Would you crush a cockroach with your bare hand during a league game?

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Phenomenomnomnom

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04-26-2013

I've found the only way to kill a giant cockroach while i'm playing league is with my bare hand, using a shoe or solid object never kills them because they're fast and can easily survive a swatting with a 5lb+ solid object.


If I see one scurry around me I have to kill it because I"m afraid of it crawling on me during a team fight, but i don't have the time to get up and hunt it down with a weapon, there is only one way.... to grab it with my hand and crush it >.<!


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NotBuzzJack

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04-26-2013

Why do you even have cockroaches in your house?


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Phenomenomnomnom

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04-26-2013

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Why do you even have cockroaches in your house?
moved back in with my parents and they're ratchet people with a ratchet house.


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DimensionalBlade

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04-26-2013

I'm glad I don't have cockroaches in my house, I hate bugs :C


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Splendid Cake

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04-26-2013

I had a terrible experience with a cockroach as a kid. I don't think I've seen one in several years, but if I did I'd likely drop the game and run like hell out of my room.


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Phenomenomnomnom

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04-26-2013

lol i havn't killed one with my hand yet but I'm wondering if anyone else would knowing it was the only practical way. They are lightning fast and i pressed down on one with a shoe on my hand REALLY hard and it just braced it self and scurried away after i lifted the shoe up, they're like androids


the only way to catch them and kill them in time is by just grabbing it with your hand and squeezing their bodies in your clenched fist... fcking disgusting- and to think it will be alive while torn in pieces writing in your hand with its head off and custard looking guts all around your hand with its antennaes and sht moving around... i'm terrified


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Mister Oinke

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04-26-2013

I have both my hands in my pants with my mouse unplugged soo


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Narssisstic

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04-26-2013

Cockroaches can live for an entire month after losing their head.


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MasterDeviouss

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04-26-2013

i just go man mode on it and try to kill it before it runs.

but I've broken things before as a result -_-


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Phenomenomnomnom

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04-26-2013

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Originally Posted by MasterDeviouss View Post
i just go man mode on it and try to kill it before it runs.

but I've broken things before as a result -_-

man mode is the only way, but when its head is stuck to your palm screeching while its lower half is stuck between your fingers rapidly moving its legs its not an easy task to complete


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