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Schadadle

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11-10-2010

Hey guys, just so there isn't any more confusion, these are spoofs of the Bud Light Real Men of Genius commercials.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lsC3ni7A88M

Also, we might be putting these into song/video form if we get the time (college apps are almost over hurrah!) so keep an eye out. =)


Graggy Ice presents – Real Men of Genius.
Real men of Geeeniuuus!
Today we salute you, Mr. I Think I’m High ELO Guy.
Mr. I Think I’m High ELO Guy!
Evelynn, Singed, Warwick, who cares? You’re taking the solo.
Get out of my middle lane!
The second you get in that lane, you’re farming… for a Warmog’s.
Carries gotta have heaaaalth!
Who’s the carry? An 800 ELO Urgot. That’s who.
Spam that Acid Huntah!
So crack open an ice cold Graggy Ice Mr. Brofessional, cause you’re high ELO in our books.
Mr. I Think I’m High ELO Guy…


Graggy Ice presents- Real Men of Genius.
Real men of Geeeniuuus!
Today we salute you, Mr. I Only Play with Top Tier Champions Guy.
Mr. I Only Play with Top Tier Chaaampions Guy!
When you play, you play hard. Pick a low tier champion, and I’m dodging you.
Dodge that Katarinaaaa!
You have twice as many wins as losses, and twice as many dodges as wins.
I’ll taaake the 10 minute waait!
Nasus, Soraka, Gangplank, all not viable.
Elementz’s tieeer list is my Biible.
So crack open an ice cold Graggy Ice Mr. Tryhard of the ranked games, cause we don’t play for fun either.
Mr. I Only Play with Top Tier Champions Guy…


Graggy Ice presents – Real Men of Genius.
Real men of Geeeniuuus!
Today we salute you, Mr. Feeder with a Thousand Excuses.
Mr. Feeder with a thousand excuuuses!
After giving first blood, you say “Stupid Morgana/Garen combo.”
Shouldn’t have stuck your face in the bush!
You dying is never your fault. Can you solo all five of them at low health with your life steal? Of course you can.
Blind/Fear/Stun is so overpowered!
In a last ditch desperate attempt to push an outer tower, you pop every cooldown, and die yet again.
I stopped trying a long time ago!
So crack open an ice cold Graggy Ice Mr. Unlucky Number 13, cause you play for fun. And dying, is fun.
Mr. Feeder with a Thousand Excuses...


Graggy Ice presents – Real Men of Genius.
Real men of Geeeniuuus!
Today we salute you, Mr. Play While Parent’s Sleeping Guy.
Mr. Play While Parent’s Sleeping Guy!
Creak. Squeak. Mother has awoken and a team fight has just ensued.
Whaatcha gonna doo?!
You practice alt-tabbing your game as if you were practicing not getting caught having ***.
Down to three seconds!
Despair. Ghost. Bandage toss. Alt-tab.
Gotta go afk!
So crack open an ice cold Graggy Ice you procrastinating Asian, cause we’re all supposed to be doing something else too.
Mr. Play While Parent’s Sleeping Guy…
(wrote this one about my RL friend. IGN is Schadoodle. =) )


Graggy Ice presents – Real Men of Genius.
Real men of Geeeniuus!
Today we salute you, Mr. Rage a lot on Forums Guy.
Mr. Raage a lot on Fooorums Guy!
Your teammate went afk. Your other teammate is feeding. You lost a game.
Things aren’t going your waay!
What is the only possible solution to this? Rage on the forums of course.
Vent it all out brotha!
The more you talk, the more the community cares.
You almost have 20 stacks of caring!
So crack open an ice cold Graggy Ice you ambassador of ELO Hell, cause we’re all here for you.
Mr. Rage a lot on Forums Guy…


Graggy Ice presents – Real Men of Genius.
Real men of Geeeniuus!
Today we salute you, Mr. Stupidly Persistent Chaser.
Mr. Stupidly Persistent Chaaaser!
Through the forest. Through the river. Through Azeroth. You’re taking that injured champion down.
Singed is almost deeaaad!
Tower shots mean nothing to you. Enemy crowd control means nothing to you.
I am fearless!
You will chase him to his fountain if you have to. Either way, one of you is going to die.
Might as well be hiiiim!
So crack open an ice cold Graggy Ice you matador of the overly determined, cause we can’t catch a 500 movement speed Singed either.
Mr. Stupidly Persistent Chaser…



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Schadadle

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11-10-2010

I'll try to keep as up to date with this as possible. =) Thanks for all the community posts too! These are great!

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Originally Posted by Hacktor View Post
Also, could you please compile them all into the first post
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Originally Posted by Xhran View Post
i like this idea, but how about all the ones that the thread maker didnt make go in his second post with the person that made it being credited just before each one?
(Riot Ninja Edit: *innocent whistle*)


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Originally Posted by Najster View Post
Graggy Ice presents – Real Men of Genius.
Real men of Geeeniuuus!
Today we salute you, Mr. I Really Suck at Jungling Guy.
Mr. I Really Suck at Jungling Guy!
It's 4 minutes in, and you're still working on downing Blue Golem.
Sloooooow and Steady!
Your team has lost 6 towers already, but you've got those Wraiths on lockdown.
Wraiths are my Bit**!
The only time you'll leave that jungle is to stock up on more Health Potions.
Dude they taste so good!
So crack open an ice cold Fort Elixir you sexy creep killer, cause in this Jungle you'll be the Lion Sleeping Tonight.
Mr. I Really Suck at Jungling Guy.…

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Originally Posted by wildfire393 View Post
Graggy Ice presents – Real Men of Genius.
Real men of Geeeniuuus!
Today we salute you, Mr. Obsessed with your KDR
Mr. Obsessed With your KDR!
If anyone gets a kill around you, it was clearly a KS.
Hands off my kiiilllls
Teamfight happening? Better skeddadle. Don't want to risk a death
1-0-0 is a pro scooore!
Keep nursing that Mejai's, I'm sure it will gain stacks as your team loses 4v5
So many sta-acks!
So crack open an ice cold Graggy Ice, you master of KDA, because this one's to another perfect game
Mr.Obsessed With your KDR Guy.…

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Originally Posted by SoBeNirvana View Post
Graggy Ice presents – Real Men of Genius.
Real men of Geeeniuuus!
Today we salute you, Mr. Avarice Blades Stacker!
Mr. Avarice Blades Stacker!
It's 15 minutes in, and you've just completed your fifth Avarice Blade and boots.
Gonna have mad cash!
15 minutes from now, when those blades start returning your investment, you will show them all!
It's like the stock market!
And you are going to pwn those noobs in teamfights with your mad crits.
I'm playing Tryndamere real pro!
So sit around, relax, and just wait for that gold to start pouring in.
Mr. Avarice Blades Stacker

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Originally Posted by TurkeyBaconSub View Post
Graggy Ice presents – Real Men of Genius.
Real men of Geeeniuuus!
Today we salute you, Mr. Tank who doesn't initiate!
Mr. Tank who doesn't initiate
The laning phase is over, teamfights begin but you're halfway across the map.
Tryin to farm up that Randuins!
Once you make your appearance you stand behind the carries!
So scared of fighting!
When they die you tell them to learn positioning.
Obviously it's their fault!
So sit down, relax, and just wait for the Nexus to implode.
Mr. Tank who doesn't initiate.....

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Originally Posted by flapjackmonty View Post
Graggy Ice Presents - Real Summoners of Genius
Real Summoners of Geeeeniuuus!
Today we salute you, Mr. Face Checking Squishy!
Mr. Face Checking Squishy!
You could care less if you've got 400 health at level one, that bush is as inviting as a cheerleader on prom night
This has never happened to me before!
Sure, last game you left an interesting smear on the ground after a rousing turn on the Garen-o-wirl
OMG OP plea-HEASE nerf
But this time, things might just be different!
I banned Eve and Sooorakaaaa!
Yes, this time it will work perfe- Oh GOD!
DemaciaaaaaAAAAAaaaaa!
So sit down, relax, and crack open an ice cold Graggy Ice while you wait to respawn Mr. Face Checking Squishy...
Mr. Face Checking Squishy....
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Originally Posted by Zekkin View Post
Graggy Ice presents – Real Men of Genius.
Real men of Geeeniuuus!
Today we salute you, Mr. rage-a-holic maestro
Mr. rage-a-holic maestro!
The game hasn't even started and you find faults during character selection and your teammates
I have masteries in anger
You berate your team non-stop, even when winning!
Everyone get on my level
You are going to rip everyone a new one, like a brain surgeon who has honed his skills to perfection
Not good enough!
So sit down, rage, and crack open an ice cold Graggy Ice, and may God help the poor souls who will be stuck with you for the next 25+ minutes
Mr. rage-a-holic maeeeeestrooooo

Edit: added Graggy Ice line (with a small change) and slight edit to surgeon line
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Originally Posted by Firefoxxxx View Post
Graggy Ice presents – Real Men of Genius.
Real men of Geeeniuuus!`
Today we salute you, Mr. I can't dodge any skillshot
Mr. I can't dodge anythingggggggg
The minions havent even spawned yet and youv'e taken two spears to the face and a janna whirlwind.
omg that spear is soooooo opppppppp
You stand there in front of your turret with less than 3 bars and watch the lux come up to you and lazor!
why are they targetingggg meeeeeeeeee?
Who's that in a lane? Lux, Swain, and Leblanc? looks like the best plan is to charge them head on
spam "i have bad lag!"in chatt!!!!!
Mr. I can't dodge anything, We salute you

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Originally Posted by Docablo View Post
Graggy Ice presents – Real Men of Genius.
Real men of Geeeniuuus!
Today we salute you, Mr. OP.
Mr.Original Poster!
You make an epic thread to salute real men of genius.
Epic thread is Epic!
Where others troll you post pure gold.
Haters gonna hate!
Most threads are are just spam but yours provides real humor.
Ok!
So crack open an ice cold Graggy Ice Mr. OP and watch the +1's roll in.
Mr. Original Poster!
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Originally Posted by Hacktor View Post
In colaboration with Tenshiro:

Graggy Ice presents – Real Men of Genius
Real Men of Geeeniuuus
Today we salute you, Mr. Ace of Positioning Twisted Fate
Mr. Ace of Positioning Twisted Fate
3 XP Quints, solo mid and you're one big failed gank waiting to happen.
Pick another Blue Card
Already behind their turret, next to Amumu, Taric or Shen or trying to steal Baron while having one Health bar remaining.
You've got Pro Map Awareness
So crack open an ice cold Graggy Ice Mr. Fate, cuz that Mejai's Soulstealer isn't going to stack itself.
Mr. Ace of Positioning Twisted Fate
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Originally Posted by Lugez View Post
I'm not good at this stuff, but I thought I'd give it a try.

Graggy Ice presents – Real Men of Genius.
Real men of Geeeniuuus!
Today we salute you, Mr. Teemo mid-caller guy
Mr. Teemo mid-caller guy!
How did you actually get this lane over the Miss Fortune and Ashe? We may never know.
I threatened to go afk!
You're not worried. Your blinding dart will show that Mordekaiser the meaning of true pain.
Morde is raping me what the hellll?!
Plant those mushrooms and hug that tower. That's...About all you can do.
I'm always better than this I'm just having a bad game guys!
So crack open an ice cold Graggy Ice, you master of the mid lane, because this one's to defending that tower for a whopping...10 minutes.
Mr. Teemo mid-caller guy.....
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Originally Posted by Hacktor View Post
In colaboration with Tenshiro:

Graggy Ice presents – Real Men of Genius
Real Men of Geeeniuuus
Today we salute you, Mr. DotA Pro Player Dude Guy
Mr. DotA Pro Player Dude Guy
You played Venge, Drow and Witch Doctor and somehow you think this is the same game.
I CAN'T FIND THE FREAKING BUFF RUNES!!!
Got your bum handed to you in a 1v1 with a Siege Minion but that was just blind luck, even though you're level 30 .
OMG, I CAN'T DENY!!!
Still complaining on the LoL forums about bad match-making and skill-less players, your only win is that one time when you got carried by Battle Soraka.
Not even HoN wants me!!!
So crack open an ice cold Graggy Ice Mr. DotA Pro Player Dude Guy and for Heaven's sake, the yordles are not your courier pets!
Mr. DotA Pro Player Dude Guy
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Originally Posted by Hacktor View Post
In colaboration with Tenshiro:

Graggy Ice presents – Real Men of Genius
Real Men of Geeeniuuus
Today we salute you, Mr. Gonna Rush and Solo Nashor
Mr. AWWWHELLNO
9 minutes 20 seconds into the match and you're Ghosting your way up the river. You're either a tactical genius or high on something.
They'll never see it coming
Boots of Speed, Madred's Razors and two Mana Potions. You're making Leroy Jenkins seem calculated.
Just ignore that Clarvoyance
Three humilliations later and you`re still going strong, you can do this all day.
Get the f**k out of there, you scrub
So crack open an ice cold Graggy Ice Mr. Gonna Rush and Solo Nashor and keep ignoring those team fights, because it's obvious by now that you're in the Special League of Legends.
Mr. A**hole Who Just Lost the Ranked Match for Us

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Originally Posted by sweatersDC View Post
Graggy Ice presents – Real Men of Genius.
Real men of Geeeniuuus!
Today we salute you, Mr. Guy Who Misses All His Skillshots
Mr. Guy Who Misses All His Skillshots!!
Bandage Toss, Dark Binding, or Crystal Arrow, you've missed 'em all.
Thinkin' of buyin' Ezreal!
When your team needs it the most, you're always just an inch away from coming through.
That creep got in my way!!
Hiding to gank from the bushes? A cleaver to a siege-minion's face is the perfect way to make your move.
Hey look over he-e-ere!!
So crack open an ice cold Graggy Ice Mr. Sultan of the Swing-and-Miss, cause you always hit the mark in our hearts.
Mr. Guy Who Misses All His Skillshots...

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Originally Posted by Hacktor View Post
In collaboration with Tenshiro

Graggy Ice presents – Real Men of Genius
Real Men of Geeeniuuus
Today we salute you, Mr. AP Master Yi
Mr. AP Master Yi
You've seen that green text in your skillset tooltip and you believe it's mandatory.
Point Nine AP Ratio
You`re collecting them like they're Pokemon: Mejai's Soulstealer, Rylai's Crystal Scepter, Zhonya's Ring... and a Rod of Ages, for good measure.
Meditating for over 9000 Health
If your Alpha Strike isn't getting you the pentakill, it's because it only hits four targets.
The Death Star dealt less damage
So crack open an ice cold Graggy Ice Mr. AP Master Yi because you no longer remain just a master at baiting, and because it takes a real man to wield a six-foot sword and cast heal.
Mr. AP Master Yi

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Originally Posted by SkynJay View Post
Graggy Ice presents – Real Men of Genius
Real Men of Geeeniuuus
Today we salute you, Mr. all-chat talker
Mr all-chat talker
Who cares you gave up first blood, let the other team know it wasnt your fault.
Where the hell's the heal?
It's increasingly obvious you were placed on the wrong team
Can I please join your next game?
Your team made you go 1-10, and the other guys must know it
Can you just push and end it?
So crack open an ice cold Graggy Ice, someday matchmaking will place you on the team of your dreams
Mr all chat talker

Graggy Ice presents – Real Men of Genius
Real Men of Geeeniuuus
Today we salute you, Mr Never Surrender
Mr Never surrender
Your team is down 3 towers and 20 deaths, and its time to punish them
We aint going nowhere
The enemy isnt even pushing, just roaming the map for fun
Forth time taking baron
Oh look, now they all have 5 sunfires
Ouch ouch ouch ouch
So crack open an ice cold Graggy Ice, you man of principle you, because you never know when 3 leaves are coming.

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Originally Posted by Silverx2 View Post
Graggy Ice presents – Real Men of Genius.
Real men of Geeeniuus!
Today we salute you, Saving the enemy with your Ultimate Guy.
Saving the enemy with your Ultimate Guy!
That WW is at 1% health stun locked and about to die, sounds like time for a team wide heal.
Who knew wolves could fly?
Looks like that ashe with 30% health might get away, oh but Garen just ghosted, might as wll throw this barrel
She moved just out of range!
Your tristana and your currently 10-10-0 someone is about to try and take one of your kills, time to buster shot
seriously wtf!
So crack open an ice cold Graggy Ice you stupid ****, you just saved another one..
Mr. Saving the enemy with your Ultimate Guy!!!
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Originally Posted by Kaarous View Post
Graggy Ice presents – Real Men of Genius.
Real men of Geeeniuuus!
Today we salute you, Mr. Wanna-be Tower Diver.
Mr. Wanna-be Tower Diver!
You have slightly less HP than the enemy under the tower, who cares? Let's get him!
Demaciaaa!
When you see someone under a tower about to port back, it's like waving a red flag in front of a bull...
We all know who wins bullfights!
If you die from a snare, and of course you did, it can't have been your fault.
I told you guys Lux was OP!
So crack open an ice cold Graggy Ice, Mr. Suicide of the Solo-mid, because we know you are a helpful guy, just not to your own team.
Mr. Wanna-be Tower Diver!
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Originally Posted by Zekkin View Post
Shameless bump!

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Graggy Ice presents – Real Men of Genius.
Real men of Geeeniuuus!
Today we salute you, Mr. Hotshotgg
Mr. Hotshotgg!
You have been chosen as today's topic of importance
I'm more popular
Your rage and skills are well known by everyone now
Ouch 10 year ban
If there isn't a thread about you, they are doing it wrong
Generic hotshot thread!
So relax, sit back, and crack open an ice cold Graggy Ice, because today is your day
Mr. Hotshotgg!
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Originally Posted by Memorylame View Post
Graggy Ice presents – Real Men of Genius.
Real men of Geeeniuuus!
Today we salute you, Mr. Lev. 1-5 Practice Rager.
Mr. Lev. 1-5 Practice Rager!
New player follows your Urgot to mid.
/all Get out of my middle lane! Whats with all these ****** N00Bz!!1
The new player blushes and asks where he should be.
/all FFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!! UNISTALL NUB11!
The new player proceeds to run towards the river a little too close to......*First Blood!*
/all .....; *A summoner has disconnected*
So crack open an ice cold Graggy Ice Mr. Noob Killer, cause we understand the 'noob problem'.
Mr. Lev. 1-5 Practice Rager…
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Originally Posted by Scout Pilgrim View Post
Graggy Ice presents – Real Men of Genius.
Real men of Geeeniuuus!
Today we salute you, Mr. Demander of Amumu Ults!
Mr. Demander of Amumu Ults!
Dead. Alive. Doesn't matter. If that Amumu is level 6, he's instantly your personal slave.
Where's my Amumu?
Didn't get an ultimate because he's laning across the map from you? Let him know.
OMG AMUMU ULT!!!!!!
Just think about it: if he did come and help you, think of all the kills you would have!
Oh my god, 300 gold!
So crack open an ice cold Graggy Ice Mr. Inconsiderate, because what else is there to do while that sad mummy is doing something useful?
Mr. Demander of Amumu Ults...
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Originally Posted by FireFa11 View Post
Graggy Ice presents- Real Men of Genius.
Real men of Geeeniuuus!
Today we salute you, Mr. Wussy Cho’Gath Player!
Mr. Wussy Cho’Gath Plaaaaayer
Like Arnold Schwarznegger sculpted his 6 pack abs all game long you’re religiously feasting minions and building up your stacks.
Look at me I’m huuuuuuuuge!
The middle of all the action is a bad place for a tank. You don’t want to get hurt too badly, or you’ll lose those 6 stacks, and along with that your pride and dignity.
Can’t taaaake that chaaance
You are more stacked than twisted Fate’s deck, who cares about what happens to your teammates. They’re just feeders.
Focus Ashe, not meeee
So crack open an ice cold Graggy Ice Mr. Wussy Cho’Gath, and keep farming up Warmogs, while your teammates die. Don’t worry- They’ll get you eventually.
Mr. Wussy Cho'Gath Plaaaaaayer
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Originally Posted by FireFa11 View Post
Graggy Ice presents- Real Men of Genius.
Real men of Geeeniuuus!
Today we salute you, Mr.Pro who loves Smurfing
Mr. Pro who loves smuuuuurfing
You have a secret. Behind that lv3 summoner with a funny name is a 14 month League of Legends mastermind with over a thousand wins.
But who can telllllll
Your love life is underpowered, you stay home every weekend, but at least you have a job. You are an unpaid professional noob stomper. You are the pope of pwnage, the king of kill streaks.
Noobs uninstaaaaaall please
Your main account’s stuck in Elo hell, that’s no fun. Why fight people at your level when you can pound newbs harder than your friend Andrew pounded your ex-girlfriend last Halloween.
Pounding’em so haaaaaard
You shine like God’s light through the enemy’s ignorance and incompetence, forcing them to feel like the pathetic losers they are. Nothing gives you pleasure like the orgasmic explosion of their nexus.
Fear Not! I’m coooooming
So this Bud's for you, Mr. Pro who loves Smurfing, enjoy Riot’s complementary 4 day IP boost. It will be some time before they provide what you really need- a confidence boost.
Mr. Pro who loves smuuuuurfing
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Originally Posted by FireFa11 View Post
Graggy Ice presents- Real Men of Genius.
Real men of Geeeniuuus!
Today we salute you, Mr.Milkfat.
Mr. 2% Miiiilkfat
The one and only Milkfat. Without exaggeration. You are the world’s best Dota and Hon player. The best leader of the best clan that won the most competitions. We are in awe.
Check out my Moooooorphling
You are so cool that your license plate says Milkfat. You are so cool that you make a 6 digit salary, have a girlfriend, go to school full time, and can find the time to stream 5 hours a day. You are so cool you named your niece after a dota hero.
Lets call her Luuuuuna
Forget bitfatjiji, forget TreeEskimo and Chauster and Laoching. Disregard their hundreds of days of experience, that doesn’t matter. In 90 days you will be the best, like you were always destined to be.
Shut up, it’s possiblllllllle
So crack open an ice cold Graggy Ice, Mr.Milkfat, and crack open a couple more for Atlanta and Liezryou too. Your heroic ambitions show us all to never be afraid to cream, I mean, dream, too big.
Mr.2% Miiiilkfat
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Originally Posted by Synral View Post
Graggy Ice presents - Real Men of Genius
Real men of Geeeniuuus!
Today we salute you, Mr. Siamese Twin Queuer
Mr. Siamese Twin Queuer!
You've both shared Preschool and third period Geometry. Now, you're sharing a ranked match.
Bestest friends forever
You pick Singed, he picks Rammus. But you're both picking top lane.
Talkin' bout synergy!
And the minute he gives up first blood, lightning will strike your routers.
Jesus heard those swears!
So crack open an ice cold Graggy Ice, Mr. Oh-so-co-dependant, because like the trade center towers, you're both going down together.
Mr. Siamese Twin Queuer...


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Guinsoo

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11-10-2010
1 of 2 Riot Posts

not bad.


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Casua1ty

Senior Member

11-10-2010

Pretty decent.
Moar.


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Krizen

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11-10-2010

Moar.


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Excitement

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11-10-2010

Moar.


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TheMountainGoat

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11-10-2010

read the whole thing in character. lold


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Kagetenshi

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11-10-2010

˙ɹɐoɯ


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Cadaver Cannon

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11-10-2010

lololololololol


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11-10-2010

Please record this with the original music and post ASAP


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