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Dungeons and Demacians: Third Edition

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Want more fun? Try edition one! (http://na.leagueoflegends.com/board/showthread.php?t=3328207)
If you need more to do, try edition two! (http://na.leagueoflegends.com/board/showthread.php?t=3331027)
GD open up and swallow everything I give you. Captain's orders.
Also there's a glossary at the bottom of this post.

659247 I'm ninety percent sure they're at baron. Group up and we'll counter-attack.

659250 Hold on let me finish my core item.


659247 Ez I am going to hit you but we'll talk about that later.

659255 Right by the bush. You guys ready?

659252 Go in, go in. We got this.

659247 659250 659252 659255 CHAAAAAAAAAAAARGE!!!!!

659248 Ok so I'm in combat now right? What do I do for fighting the monster?

659251 Roll the dice.

659254 And- Xin?

659247 ....Guys. We aren't supposed to be playing in league matches. If the summoners see this they'll freak out.

659257 Don't worry. He's going to player rage in a few seconds and start fighting us.

659250 How do you know?


659248 Oh...and uh....don't tell Vilemaw I tried D&D. We're pen pals.

GLOSSARY (First listed at the top of the page, last is at the bottom/last post)
Page 1.) Attack Baron, Handicapable, DM stands for Draven Master, Birds, Freljord D&D
Page 2.) Jabroni Ghosts, Poor Galio, The Glorious Evolution Part 1
Page 3.) Gimme dat Locket, An average session, Child-friendly D&D
Page 4.) Jarvan's secret
Page 5.) It's time to go, Memory Lane, Memory Lane 2, Nobody likes Brand
Page 6.) Super Hero D&D, A sword and staff,
Page 7.) Purgatory, Freljord is Jumanji
Page 8.) Speak English, Drinking game vengeance, Zilean cheats
Page 9.) Lonely Vilemaw, Urgot's lament, The Glorious Evolution Part 2, Star Wars D&D
Page 10.) More than meets the eye, Syndra is a *****
Page 11.) Your sanity reaches 0
Page 13.) The Glorious Evolution Part 3
Page 14.) The Shogun Commeth, Jaxicor and his Juniors
Page 15.) You're the best (around), Birds 2
Page 16.) The Glorious Evolution Part 4 (Final), Grab a translator
Page 17.) Music Master, Bias-shock, The Hidden Temple Trap Run
Page 19.) Spoiled, Nerf Brand, Brand is an idiot
Page 20.) Story Teaser
Reign of the Summoners
Page 21.) Part 1.1
Page 22.) Part 1.2, Part 1.3
Page 24.) Part 1.4, Jetstream Commercial
Page 27.) Part 1.5, Part 1.6
Page 29.) Part 2.1
Page 30.) Part 2.2
Page 32.) Part 2.3
Page 33.) Part 2.4, Part 2.5
Page 36.) Part 3.1
Page 39.) Part 3.2, Part 3.3
Page 41.) Part 3.4, Part 3.5
Page 43.) Part 3.6
Page 44.) Part 3.7
Page 45.) Part 3.8
Page 50.) Part 4.1
Page 51.) Part 4.2
Page 52.) Part 4.3
Page 53.) Part 4.4
Page 55.) Part 4.5
Page 57.) Part 4.6
Page 58.) Part 4.7
Page 61.) Part 5.1, Part 5.2
Page 63.) Part 5.3
Page 66.) Ebonmaw Guest Appearance, Part 5.4
Page 68.) Part 5.5
Page 70.) Part 5.6, 5.7
Page 73.) Part 5.8
Page 75.) Part 6.1
Page 77.) Part 6.2
Page 79.) Part 6.3
Page 84.) Part 6.4
Page 86.) Part 6.5
Page 89.) Final Battle Pt.1
Page 92.) Charming Intermission (Guest-starring Surfer Ahri)
Page 93.) Final Battle Pt. 2
Page 96.) Final Battle Pt. 3
Page 98.) Final Battle Pt. 4
Page 103.) Final Battle Pt. 5
Page 110.) Final Battle Pt. 6
Page 117.) Final Battle Pt. 7
Page 130.) Final Battle Pt. 8
Page 134.) Monopolowa does something with like. It's apparently about Game of Thrones. My B.
Page 135.) Final Battle Pt. 9
Page 139.) Final Battle Pt. 10
Page 148.) Final Battle Pt. 11
Page 151.) Final Battle Pt. 12
Page 154.) Final Battle Pt. 13
Page 156.) Silent Pete loves Dr. Who and GabeN. Lollypoppy doesn't though.
Page 163.) Epilogue Pt. 1
Page 169.) Epilogue Pt. 2
Page 183.) Epilogue Pt. 3/ The End.

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You still on those drugs, Cap'n?

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Good Job as always

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Phreak the Jangler: Don't worry, I got this....

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Call Me Tonight



659248 Oh...and uh....don't tell Vilemaw I tried D&D. We're pen pals.

incoming "Meanwhile in Twisted Treeline" story where Vilemaw plays D&D as well

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Guys I'm going to hell for this one.

659259 Ok guys. Welcome to the first meeting of DD&D: Dungeons and Dragons for disabled people. I'll be the DM.

659263 But...you can't see?

659259 It's ok I have twenty sided dice in braille.

659261 I'll roll up a Sssssssssssiren.

659260 ....

659262 Sona'll be the bard. I'll be the archer.

659265 Varus, Viktor, why are you guys here? Seriously, you guys are FINE. Cass is too but she can swing not having legs and having to use ramps and a wheelchair.

659263 I am literally like, ninety percent robot. Trust me, there are things I cry about every night. Like rust. Oh god rust.

659262 Look I got this infected curse zerg-creep all over me and in my blood. Let's just get going because there's a good chance most of my organs are failing as we speak.

659264 Koggy bulimic. Also Koggy want to be dog! LET KOGGY BE DOGGY!!!

659259 Ok, so, your party all meets up at a wheel-chair accessible dungeon, The Dark Lord quite evil but making sure you all are equally treated unlike how it tends to be with the League.

659261 Ssssssssssssona, you haven't roleplayed one bit. Do ssssssssssssssssssssomething.

659265 Hey, relax, Sona doesn't have her own dice and can only communicate with that etwa...etta...the soundboard thing. Lee, can you roll for her?

659259 Sure....um...it's a twenty. So you can be all bard-y and play something heroic to inspire the party. Pick something good though, something that'll make everyone -really- want to to keep fighting and save the day.

659260 \m/

659263 How....how do you do that with only your fingers? Are your fingers -that- good with-

659260 ♥~wink~♥

659263 O-Oh....O-OH. OH OH OH. U-Uh...S-S-Sona I um...

659259 No, wait, I read that braille wrong. You didn't score a twenty. It was a two. My mistake, I mistook a corner on the dice for an extra zero. Tune it down from "Heroic Anthem" to "Oh god not this again"?

659260 -sigh-

659260 :\

659262 So we wipe right?

659259 I think, let me check the encounter sheet. I left it like...right here. God, this braille hurts. I should really practice reading it more.

659264 Lee why you keep rubbing a cactus?

659259 ....Good point. Someone call the hospital and tell them it's Lee. Number forty seven this time.

659265 Well this session is derailed.

659261 And I didn't even get to ssssssswallow sssssssomeone.

659265 I, uh, y'know I'm not -really- into that thing but I mean if you want to hang out and maybe we could-

659261 I sssssssssssssaid sssssssssswallow ssssssssssomeone, not give myssssssssssself indigessssssssssstion.

659265 ...Right....Vik, can I borrow your robot girl invention again? I want to be told I'm loved.

659263 Kinda busy. Um. Sona's wink made me uh...I uh...I'm just gonna put the bowl of chips in my lap. Sit here for a few minutes...


659263 Trust me, you don't.

659262 Ok when the hell did I get stuck with all the beta males? Is it because I always need a support? Well...one beta and one like...what's the last letter? Omega? Yeah, Urgot's lower than that...

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I'll go to heaven for this one though.

659269 Your party stumbles through the draven caverns.

659270 I cast my Draven spell, dravening the caverns a little.

659271 Roll for Draven.

659272 Same.

659269 Natural (Draven) 20.

659273 Draven the Dravening Draven looks left and right, making sure there are no not-dravens around.

659274 Draaaaaaaaaaaven the Draven is probably going to roll to cast Draven's grace.

659269 Suddenly a not-Draven bursts through the Draven caverns wall. Roll to Draven the Not-Draven.

659276 Rolled an eightteen out of Draven. I throw my axe.

659270 659271 659272 659273 659274 659275 Me too.

659269 The not-Draven has fallen, dropping seven pairs of awesome Draven axes.

659270 Snack break. Anyone want Draven-O's? Draven Dew? Maybe some Draven-brand Draggy Ice?

659272 It's nice to finally play with some handsome people and play some well written, smart, brilliant encounters.

659275 Yeah our DM is brilliant. Draven Master number one, best campaigns never disappoint. Hue-to-the-hue.

659269 Oh stop it you guys.

659271 Anyone up for an orgy later?

659274 Think we -all- want to do that champ.

659277 Draven, are you done in the bathroom? Did you take every mirror in the house again?

659269 Shut up I'm busy.

659272 Wow, that guy sounds like a tool.

659276 Not everyone can be Draven man. With great power, hair, sexual appeal, skills, strength, speed, luck, facial hair, body hair, and an extremely above average length comes great Draven. And a little responsibility.

659273 Here here amigos. Here here.

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Enigma Requiem



That was beautiful.

I've been waiting for exactly that.

For four days.

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Guys animals are weird. Like this medication.

659280 I say we go to the Bird cage tavern.

659282 Check the Falconberg message board first. Might be a quest or something.

659283 CAW CAW.

659285 I agree with Valor, maybe we should investigate the bird seed warehouse before we do anything else. You remember what Fiddle said before? Might find something there.

659284 "Parrot be praised." Stylucri said, pausing for her daily prayer to the God of Aviation, Orinthology and Beaks.

659280 Right. So then, we'll-

659281 They are looooooooking at us again.

659282 Oh my god. AGAIN?

659278 659279

659285 Just shut the blinds.

659279 Can we come in? We have sunflower seeds.

659278 Rengar sssssh.


659284 Just ignore them. The door is locked.

659281 Roll for door being loooooocked.

659285 ...Fiddle no.

659281 Critical failure. I'm going to go let them in.

659280 NO STOP!


659281 I want to see your feaaaaaaaaaar.

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This post is topical.

659289 Alright. Freljord night for D&D. Let's all-

659295 Hey. Scoot over. I'll DM.

659296 One side, one side.

659293 HEY! Get out of here you two. It's Freljord night.

659295 Read the PBE pal. That's us now.

659287 ...Huh? But...you....

659288 Ok seriously. This needs to stop. We're starting to get really crowded and nobody likes DMing large groups.

659292 Well. As long as brand isn't here I'm game for whatever. I mean there is a limit to how many they can put in Freljord right?

659290 I think you underestimate how well they troll. Trust me, I know. I'm a troll.


659289 The hell are you doing here? You from Freljord now too?

659297 No. I just came to tell you that you guys are going to need a lot more chairs.

659287 ....Like...ten chairs or...

659297 They may or may not be moving Icathia to Freljord as well as the Plague jungle to the plague glacier and the Shadow Isles are now the shadow-

659291 Anyone want to go to the desert? Somewhere warm and underused?

659298 I'm an ice scorpion now. Is it too late to join the Freljord game?

659294 This is getting kind of-

659288 If you say unbearable I will cave in your skull with my mace.

659294 ....cramped.

659288 Good boy.

659293 Ashe, we are still married? Right? Riiiiiiiiight?

659287 I -think- so but I'm not sure. Maybe. Maybe not.

659293 SNAP. Do you have -any- idea how hard it'd be to find a girlfriend with a temper like mine? DO YOU REMEMBER OUR DATES?

659292 Anger, dear Tryndamere, anger.

659291 Y'know that was our D&D table. We don't have another table that size.

659290 Anyone want to watch Ice Age? Heh. Get it? Age of Ice. It's hitting the League right now?


659290 ....Ice Age: The Meltdown.