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Dungeons and Demacians: Second Edition

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CaptainMÃ¥rvelous

Member

04-12-2013

Your DM too poor to afford the second edition? Try the first! (http://na.leagueoflegends.com/board/showthread.php?t=3328207)
Is your DM rich and has disposable income to burn on toys and games? Edition three will fit your needs! (http://na.leagueoflegends.com/board/showthread.php?p=36663324#post36663324)

EDIT: I want to make note that I'll probably stick to The Third Edition thread (http://na.leagueoflegends.com/board/showthread.php?t=3334978) from now on. No point in cluttering GD with tons of these threads. That one will get long but hey, if it gets to the point where people can't keep up with it anymore I'll move it to a 4th edition.

657984 This meeting of the dungeon masters will come to order. Everyone here?

657985 657986 657988 657989 657990 657991 657992 657993 657994

657984 Ok. First order: Anyone we need to blacklist?

657988 Blitzcrank and Orianna. I hate them. They cheat with robot things.

657987 Jax. I don't like Jax.

657990 Hey guys, um, been meaning to talk to you. I sorta-

657986 Can I not be a junior DM anymore? Seriously, I've been doing this longer than Naut but he's a full DM.

657991 You ever try to keep a session serious with Fortune and Gangplank?

657989 Whatever. Stop your whining and focus.

657990 Guys, really, I want to-

657994 Anyone hear something?

657992 He's comiiiiiiiiiiiiing.

657993 Heimerdinger step away from the door.

657987 Why?

657995 MUNDO IS HERE!!!!!!!!!!!

657985 .....What?

657995 MUNDO DM ONCE AND MUNDO LIKE IT. MUNDO WANT BE PRESIDENT NOW.

657990 Mundo, we're in a meeting.

657995 MUNDO PLAY DM NOW. YOU WANDER-

657984 Order, guys, order.

657989 Listen, you idiot barbarian of a "doctor". We're doing -adult- things here, so stick your tongue back in your mouth and LEAVE.

657995 657996

657989 GAAAAAAAAAAH MY FACE!!!!

657995 Anyone ELSE not want to play mundo game?

657984 No. Um. I think we'll play Mr. President.

657995 GOOD! NOW ROLL FOR MUNDO!


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CaptainMÃ¥rvelous

Member

04-12-2013

League is very welcoming to people who want to learn how to play

657999 Ok guys. This is a basic meeting to learn how to play. Now we-

657997 Pfft. I just wanna see how nerdy and dumb and gay this is.

658001 So uh I can be a princess right?

657998 But I know how to play....

657999 Swain disagrees.

658002 I got a character! She's a witch!

658000 A-And I got a knight. So um, we played before but-

657997 Whatever, kiddies. Ok. I'll be like...buttface the sorcerer.

657998 I guess I can be a rogue. But really, I know how to play guys.

658001 I'll be whatever the princess is.

657999 Ok. Royal Tactician, Sorcerer and a rogue. Let's start....

Two hours later

657999 A wave of iron skelters come your way as-

657997 Can it. We're not nooblords. Akali, I'll drop a flame storm and you can buff our group defense with your tactical orders.

658001 Got it. Aim for the back for bonus critical if you can.

657997 Already am. Annie, you make an ice wall to trap them in the circle. Amumu, taunt them to keep them focused on you.

658002 So it's not so lame now is it Ahriiiiiiiii? Huh? Huh?

657997 Hush I'm trying to win here.

657998 What do I roll again? The red dice right?

657997 Talon you are DRAGGING OUR ENTIRE GROUP DOWN MY GOD.

658000 B-Be nice.

657997 No. I carry this idiot enough in my league matches, I don't need to carry him on a tabletop either.


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Draktok

Senior Member

04-12-2013

CAN l PLAY? I'M SO KAWAII UGUU ~
658010


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Caítlyn

Member

04-12-2013

Why are your posts so long? Takes too long to scroll all the way down to the downvote button


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CaptainMÃ¥rvelous

Member

04-12-2013

Oh my god this new medication has me so friggin' wired.

658003 Psst. Fate. C'mere. I hear you're really good at D&D.

658004 I have my tricks. What's up darling?

658003 Gangplank challenged me to a game of strip D&D and I want you as my team anchor. You in?

658004 Strip....D&D?

658003 Yeah. We do one-on-one combat in a freezing room until one side wins. Every time a character takes damage you remove a piece of clothing and if they die you strip completely.

658004 I'm in. But you need to get some picks for me.

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658005 Well that's my second-to-last party member down.

658003 Great job TF. Now finish up, I'm nipping real hard.

658009 Same.

658163 C'mon already, quit this dumb stuff I want to wear my armor again.

658008 I'm actually quite comfortable.

658005 Whelp. Looks like I have to bring in my ringer. Bring'im in.

658006

658004 Gragas? He's terrible at D&D. Pfft. Easy. I roll twenty. What do you roll?

658006 Five.

658004 Ha. Lady Luck is laughin'. You take some hard damage, Gragas.

658006 Well I guess...off with me loiiiiiincloooooooth.

658003 GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH.

658163 DEAR GOD NO! PLEASE NO!

658004 OK OK I FORFEIT.

658005 Nobody outcheats Gangplank. Nobody.


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Draktok

Senior Member

04-12-2013

658011
its as if you need more than a 1280x1024 resolution

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Why are your posts so long? Takes so long to scroll all the way down to the downvote button


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CaptainMÃ¥rvelous

Member

04-12-2013

Know your audience.

658014 You come across a perfectly constructed if overzealously decorated palace. It gleams with cubic zirconium plating while the sunlight reflects perfectly at a twenty degree angle. Looking closer you'd find that the wood making up the door is strong and ancient oak from the finest tree just southwest of the swamp of nightmares, clearly rare and expensive. The gem encrusted door is obviously unlocked as the king enjoys it when his subjects approach him but you do not know this so you'd have to try and open the door. Now if you'd look to your left and right you'd see guards defending the doorway with their lives, spears crossed and defending. They're at the ready should you attempt to cause trouble. What is your first course of action?

658016 Ok.

658015 Open the door.

658014 ...That's it?

658015 Uh-huh.

658014 Could you be more descriptive? I'm putting forth at least ten to twelve times more effort than you all are with your roleplaying.

658012 We open the door....now?

658017 ...?

658014 Fine. You open the door, grasping the handle as you pull with all your might, the gem encrusted handle lacerates slightly into your ungloved hand as you begin to bleed profusely. What do you say to each other upon seeing this dangerous and aggressive door? You must also fix this soon or else you will bleed to death on the king's front doorstep and end your adventure.

658016 .....OK?

658015 I don't have blood.

658012 Uh. Heal me?

658014 You are all poorly designed for this module.

658017 ...?


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CaptainMÃ¥rvelous

Member

04-12-2013

Never trust your friends.


658018 Ok. So. DMing for Vi's friends. Just need to play it cool. Cooooooool. All it'll require is one or two smooth jokes and she'll enjoy-

658019 Heeeeeeeeey Vikky. Party's here.

658022 658021 658020 658023 658024

658018 You. Um. Didn't say you...uh.

658019 Relax. We ain't gonna bite ya' sweetie.

658024 He doesn't look so good.

658023 Should lie down darling. We can make our own fun til you feel better.

658018 N-No. I um...

658020 Sister. Perhaps we should mend him?

658022 Very well. Come here Viktor. We two shall tend to your wounds.

658018 O-Oh sisters I-I- M-Maybe one at a time.

658021 You look far too hot Viktor. Would you like for me to blow you-

658018 NO EVERYONE GET OUT NO GAME TONIGHT.

658021 ...I guess he's not a fan of frigid winds on a hot day....


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CaptainMÃ¥rvelous

Member

04-12-2013

Playing to your audience's favorites

658029 The Dragon queen strikes the human king, sending his armor flying off.

658030 Pazal the centaur lord stomps the guards, sending them flying against the wall.

658031 Wickwar the werehound slices at the leashes, sending the dogs to roam freely.

658034 I roll to see if Priscilla the dridder queen can lay a few eggs that will hatch into venomous spiderlings.

658028 Slime lord is taking damage. We almost done here?

658032 Figgy the gnoll stabs the dumb human in the back and tries to kill him!

658027 Good job you all. The human king is dead, the world is safe for monsters and you can all return to your respective kingdoms and not worry about ******* adventurers coming into your homes and stealing your things.

658028 Good game. Good game.

658029 For once the dragons win. -Finally-.

658034 Y'know Karth you're really good at this DM things.

658032 Can anyone give me a ride home?

658030 Sure. Lemme get the saddle.


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RainsfordII

Senior Member

04-12-2013

Umm... What?... Dude you have way too much time on your hands to come up with this stuff. Most of the time I can stand rp'ers... in this case... I actually logged in just to say... stop pls...i dont understand the point.