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Dungeons and Demacians

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Laxtras

Senior Member

04-11-2013

the void!!!!!


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Tarnished Lily

Senior Member

04-11-2013

Brilliant!


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CaptainMÃ¥rvelous

Member

04-11-2013

Icathia games are filled with misfits and people who are rejected elsewhere.

657310 I have spent centuries crafting this encounter. I have taken into account every flaw. Every chance. Every step. You are free to surrender, as you have no way to escape with your lives. You face the Lich Lord, Kag'madun. The face of the darkness, Voltikga. The dragon lord, Draknathar. Each has a devil legion under their command at level twenty. Your party literally faces an army with four men and a dog. The armies of the black crusade shall be triumphant today.

657305 I like this DM.

657306 I gladly bow to the darkness, letting it consume me.

657303 I consume Malticia the witch. I then attempt to consume Karl the anti-mage.

657304 Kog need new card. Kog dribble on character sheet.

657307 No, you don't eat me damn it. Can we win just once? For void's sake I-

657308 ULTRA-V THE CLOCKWORK SAMURAI ENTERS THE FRAY.

657309 OMEGA-X THE ROBOTIC QUEEN ENTERS THE ENCOUNTER.

657307 FINALLY you two get here. You're three hours late.

657310 HA. Let them come. I have already won soundly. Try your worst.

657308 ULTRA-V COUNTER POWER-SIPHONS THE LICH. HE USES IT TO ENHANCE HIS VIBRATION BLADE. ACTIVATE STEAM SAMURAI BOOST. SWORD TRAINING AT MAXIMUM CAPACITY ALONG WITH EASTERN COMBAT PROGRAMMING FURTHER BUFFING INNATE STRENGTH AND DEXTERITY. INCREASE CRITICAL CHANCE FOR EACH NEARBY ENEMY AND USE BUSHIDO ARMOR BOOST.

657309 OMEGA-X ASSESS SITUATION. FURTHER BUFFS ULTRA-V'S POWER BY ADDING IONIC BREAKER BUFF. MAGIC DRAIN ON FACE OF DARKNESS TO FURTHER ENHANCE IONIC BREAKER. MALTICIA'S DEATH TRIGGERS REVENGE BOOST, INCREASING PASSIVE MAGIC PEN. CALCULATIONS PLACE ULTRA-V'S DICE AT THIRTY. ROLL FOR DAMAGE ON ALL. CRITICAL CHANCE AT THREE HUNDRED PERCENT.

657304 Koggy the doggy dribbles on the sidewalk.

657310 ....But you can only attack one guy. Surely you-

657305 Actually, Steam Samurai buff adds cleave to all his attacks. Ultra-V is hitting every single one of your units for max damage. He's literally taking you out with one hit.

657310 ....

657308 DO WE SAVE THE DAY?

657306 I am digesting. Roll for digestion.

657303 Twenty. Digested. Roll for belch.

657310 I quit. Find another DM.

657307 ...Great. So who are we going to find to replace him?

657304 KOG WANT PLAY "FIND BONE IN BACKYARD" MODULE! KOGGY BE DM!!!

657309 YES-YES-YES. THIS IS A FUN GAME.

657305 Change...is goooooood....


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Laxtras

Senior Member

04-11-2013

now diana, leona and pantheon pls!!!!!


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CaptainMÃ¥rvelous

Member

04-11-2013

Mount Targon games are character grinders.

657322 Hey guys, Amumu and Annie never played a D&D game before. They just wanna learn the ropes.

657318 Hiya boys and girls!

657315 H-hi guys....

657319 Let. Them. Come.

657317 Pantheon. Easy. I know how you run things but tone it down for the kids.

657316 Children will learn eventually, let them have their moment for the briefest time, Pantheon.

657320 Let us start. I shall be Stylusica the paladina. Level twenty.

657321 As always. I am Luna the moon priestess. Level twenty.

657317 Kong the monk! Twenty as always!

657316 Xena the ranger. Nineteen.

657315 C-Can I be the knight?

657322 Sure little buddy. Just stay behind Algathor the fighter and you'll be fine. Algathor is level twenty with an emphasis on tanking so you'll be safe.

657318 I wanna be a witch! Tibella the witch! Witchy witch witch!

657319 Very well. Your party is on a journey to fight the dark armies of the south by Olympus. As you walk your party encounters a fleet of dragon lancers.

Two hours later.

657319 A stray spear stabs Amu the knight through the skull.

657315 B-But. But what about Algathor. I thought-

657322 Pantheon. C'mon. Be fair. I'm down but I can still guard him.

657319 No. Spear through the eye. Fatal damage. Amu is dead.

657315 Bu-bu-but.

657317 C'mon little guy, don't cry. It's ok!

657320 Pantheon. Show a little compassion.

657321 I can at least resurrect him, can't I?

657319 NO. AMU IS DEAD. PERMANENTLY. THERE IS NO SURVIVING IN THIS MODULE. THERE IS NO MERCY IN THIS MODULE. AMUMU GO EAT THE LEFTOVER PIZZA WHILE WE FINISH THIS ENCOUNTER.

657316 You're making him weep, Pantheon. Be nicer.

657318 ...

657319 And what's YOUR problem, little girl?

657318 You made my friend cry.

657319 So?

657318 TIBBERS. GET IN HERE.

657319 ....Change of plans. It was all in Amu's head. He's fine. And all the ogre armies fall. The party wins.

657315 *sniff* T-Thanks Annie...I l-like D&D....

657322 Good job you two...good job.


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Disgruntler

Senior Member

04-11-2013

This thread should be renamed UPS because it DELIVERS.


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Economicz

Senior Member

04-11-2013

fake! nobody is amu's friend XD


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Laxtras

Senior Member

04-11-2013

thanks Captain

annie is friend of amumu btw


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Morgra

Recruiter

04-11-2013

Only Zyra not used


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CaptainMÃ¥rvelous

Member

04-11-2013

Everyone wants to have fun sometimes. Everyone.

657324As you wander through the misty forest, you encounter a champion! Roll to get the jump on him!

657327 Hold on. Can I reroll? I think my character is a little weak.

657328 Same.

657330 Do we have to keep fighting champions? Can't we work with them?

657331 I agreeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

657332 Hissssssssssssssss.

657338 I dunno. I enjoy getting my revenge.

657326 Relax guys. Golem knows what he's doing.

657335 This group is getting a bit crowded guys.

657333 Well MAYBE if you hadn't been so racist the blue guys would still want us around.

657336 Cannon minion goes last right? I'm always in the back.

657337 Can I not be tank anymore?

657325 Well LOOK what we got here guys. A buncha pipsqueak nerds.

657324 Ebonmaw. Stop. We're just trying to play.

657325 Ha. I gotta call Nashor and Vilemaw and tell them about this.

Ring ring

657340 Baron Nashor's pit. Mr. Nashor speaking....they're doing WHAT? Oh man, I wish I could come but uh....rooted to the ground.

Ring ring

657329 Vilemaw here....hey Nashor what's....yeah....um....oh. Hehe. Losers. We still on for that skype call later right? Maybe play a little xbox or...oh. Um. You don't have hands. Right....

Click

657325 Well I- GUYS SSSSH. SOMEONE IS COMING.

657342....

657324 Heeeeeey. Blue buff?

657326 Red buff?

657328 657327 Little bit of gold?

657333 657335 657336 657337 Need a tower down?

657325 Global bonus?

657342 ....Your party encounters a hungry plant. Roll for running.