Dungeons and Demacians

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Laxtras

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04-11-2013

the void!!!!!


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Tarnished Lily

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04-11-2013

Brilliant!


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CaptainMårvelous

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04-11-2013

Icathia games are filled with misfits and people who are rejected elsewhere.

Attachment 657310 I have spent centuries crafting this encounter. I have taken into account every flaw. Every chance. Every step. You are free to surrender, as you have no way to escape with your lives. You face the Lich Lord, Kag'madun. The face of the darkness, Voltikga. The dragon lord, Draknathar. Each has a devil legion under their command at level twenty. Your party literally faces an army with four men and a dog. The armies of the black crusade shall be triumphant today.

Attachment 657305 I like this DM.

Attachment 657306 I gladly bow to the darkness, letting it consume me.

Attachment 657303 I consume Malticia the witch. I then attempt to consume Karl the anti-mage.

Attachment 657304 Kog need new card. Kog dribble on character sheet.

Attachment 657307 No, you don't eat me damn it. Can we win just once? For void's sake I-

Attachment 657308 ULTRA-V THE CLOCKWORK SAMURAI ENTERS THE FRAY.

Attachment 657309 OMEGA-X THE ROBOTIC QUEEN ENTERS THE ENCOUNTER.

Attachment 657307 FINALLY you two get here. You're three hours late.

Attachment 657310 HA. Let them come. I have already won soundly. Try your worst.

Attachment 657308 ULTRA-V COUNTER POWER-SIPHONS THE LICH. HE USES IT TO ENHANCE HIS VIBRATION BLADE. ACTIVATE STEAM SAMURAI BOOST. SWORD TRAINING AT MAXIMUM CAPACITY ALONG WITH EASTERN COMBAT PROGRAMMING FURTHER BUFFING INNATE STRENGTH AND DEXTERITY. INCREASE CRITICAL CHANCE FOR EACH NEARBY ENEMY AND USE BUSHIDO ARMOR BOOST.

Attachment 657309 OMEGA-X ASSESS SITUATION. FURTHER BUFFS ULTRA-V'S POWER BY ADDING IONIC BREAKER BUFF. MAGIC DRAIN ON FACE OF DARKNESS TO FURTHER ENHANCE IONIC BREAKER. MALTICIA'S DEATH TRIGGERS REVENGE BOOST, INCREASING PASSIVE MAGIC PEN. CALCULATIONS PLACE ULTRA-V'S DICE AT THIRTY. ROLL FOR DAMAGE ON ALL. CRITICAL CHANCE AT THREE HUNDRED PERCENT.

Attachment 657304 Koggy the doggy dribbles on the sidewalk.

Attachment 657310 ....But you can only attack one guy. Surely you-

Attachment 657305 Actually, Steam Samurai buff adds cleave to all his attacks. Ultra-V is hitting every single one of your units for max damage. He's literally taking you out with one hit.

Attachment 657310 ....

Attachment 657308 DO WE SAVE THE DAY?

Attachment 657306 I am digesting. Roll for digestion.

Attachment 657303 Twenty. Digested. Roll for belch.

Attachment 657310 I quit. Find another DM.

Attachment 657307 ...Great. So who are we going to find to replace him?

Attachment 657304 KOG WANT PLAY "FIND BONE IN BACKYARD" MODULE! KOGGY BE DM!!!

Attachment 657309 YES-YES-YES. THIS IS A FUN GAME.

Attachment 657305 Change...is goooooood....


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Laxtras

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04-11-2013

now diana, leona and pantheon pls!!!!!


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CaptainMårvelous

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04-11-2013

Mount Targon games are character grinders.

Attachment 657322 Hey guys, Amumu and Annie never played a D&D game before. They just wanna learn the ropes.

Attachment 657318 Hiya boys and girls!

Attachment 657315 H-hi guys....

Attachment 657319 Let. Them. Come.

Attachment 657317 Pantheon. Easy. I know how you run things but tone it down for the kids.

Attachment 657316 Children will learn eventually, let them have their moment for the briefest time, Pantheon.

Attachment 657320 Let us start. I shall be Stylusica the paladina. Level twenty.

Attachment 657321 As always. I am Luna the moon priestess. Level twenty.

Attachment 657317 Kong the monk! Twenty as always!

Attachment 657316 Xena the ranger. Nineteen.

Attachment 657315 C-Can I be the knight?

Attachment 657322 Sure little buddy. Just stay behind Algathor the fighter and you'll be fine. Algathor is level twenty with an emphasis on tanking so you'll be safe.

Attachment 657318 I wanna be a witch! Tibella the witch! Witchy witch witch!

Attachment 657319 Very well. Your party is on a journey to fight the dark armies of the south by Olympus. As you walk your party encounters a fleet of dragon lancers.

Two hours later.

Attachment 657319 A stray spear stabs Amu the knight through the skull.

Attachment 657315 B-But. But what about Algathor. I thought-

Attachment 657322 Pantheon. C'mon. Be fair. I'm down but I can still guard him.

Attachment 657319 No. Spear through the eye. Fatal damage. Amu is dead.

Attachment 657315 Bu-bu-but.

Attachment 657317 C'mon little guy, don't cry. It's ok!

Attachment 657320 Pantheon. Show a little compassion.

Attachment 657321 I can at least resurrect him, can't I?

Attachment 657319 NO. AMU IS DEAD. PERMANENTLY. THERE IS NO SURVIVING IN THIS MODULE. THERE IS NO MERCY IN THIS MODULE. AMUMU GO EAT THE LEFTOVER PIZZA WHILE WE FINISH THIS ENCOUNTER.

Attachment 657316 You're making him weep, Pantheon. Be nicer.

Attachment 657318 ...

Attachment 657319 And what's YOUR problem, little girl?

Attachment 657318 You made my friend cry.

Attachment 657319 So?

Attachment 657318 TIBBERS. GET IN HERE.

Attachment 657319 ....Change of plans. It was all in Amu's head. He's fine. And all the ogre armies fall. The party wins.

Attachment 657315 *sniff* T-Thanks Annie...I l-like D&D....

Attachment 657322 Good job you two...good job.


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Disgruntler

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04-11-2013

This thread should be renamed UPS because it DELIVERS.


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Economicz

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04-11-2013

fake! nobody is amu's friend XD


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Laxtras

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04-11-2013

thanks Captain

annie is friend of amumu btw


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Morgra

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04-11-2013

Only Zyra not used


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CaptainMårvelous

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04-11-2013

Everyone wants to have fun sometimes. Everyone.

Attachment 657324As you wander through the misty forest, you encounter a champion! Roll to get the jump on him!

Attachment 657327 Hold on. Can I reroll? I think my character is a little weak.

Attachment 657328 Same.

Attachment 657330 Do we have to keep fighting champions? Can't we work with them?

Attachment 657331 I agreeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

Attachment 657332 Hissssssssssssssss.

Attachment 657338 I dunno. I enjoy getting my revenge.

Attachment 657326 Relax guys. Golem knows what he's doing.

Attachment 657335 This group is getting a bit crowded guys.

Attachment 657333 Well MAYBE if you hadn't been so racist the blue guys would still want us around.

Attachment 657336 Cannon minion goes last right? I'm always in the back.

Attachment 657337 Can I not be tank anymore?

Attachment 657325 Well LOOK what we got here guys. A buncha pipsqueak nerds.

Attachment 657324 Ebonmaw. Stop. We're just trying to play.

Attachment 657325 Ha. I gotta call Nashor and Vilemaw and tell them about this.

Ring ring

Attachment 657340 Baron Nashor's pit. Mr. Nashor speaking....they're doing WHAT? Oh man, I wish I could come but uh....rooted to the ground.

Ring ring

Attachment 657329 Vilemaw here....hey Nashor what's....yeah....um....oh. Hehe. Losers. We still on for that skype call later right? Maybe play a little xbox or...oh. Um. You don't have hands. Right....

Click

Attachment 657325 Well I- GUYS SSSSH. SOMEONE IS COMING.

Attachment 657342....

Attachment 657324 Heeeeeey. Blue buff?

Attachment 657326 Red buff?

Attachment 657328Attachment 657327 Little bit of gold?

Attachment 657333Attachment 657335Attachment 657336Attachment 657337 Need a tower down?

Attachment 657325 Global bonus?

Attachment 657342 ....Your party encounters a hungry plant. Roll for running.