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Folly Inc

Senior Member

04-11-2013

Incoming Freljord post!


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CaptainMårvelous

Member

04-11-2013

Freljord games tend to get heated.

Attachment 657208 Alright so, I'll be the leader-

Attachment 657209 No. I'm the leader. Shinken the Ranger is obviously the most qualified.

Attachment 657218 Piss off. Agatha the Cavalier is more leaderly than you.

Attachment 657214 You know most of us are ice mages. If things go wrong-

Attachment 657215 Relax. I'll be the tank.

Attachment 657207 You wish, bear boy. Grungka the sexy Barbarian troll is the tank here.

Attachment 657217 So like why did you guys invite me again? I mean like we haven't even seen the DM yet.

Attachment 657211 Who can roll dice for me? My claws can't grab the D20

Attachment 657216 JUST START THE GAME ALREADY. I WANT TO KILL THINGS.

Attachment 657206 Right, sorry I'm late guys. I had to grab my modules. Tonight's adventure: Journey into the Magma Chamber.

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Sh*t.


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CaptainMårvelous

Member

04-11-2013

Bilgewater games devolve into debauchery real quick.

Attachment 657222 In the tavern you all find a group of-

Attachment 657220 Any bar maids?

Attachment 657222 No.

Attachment 657221 Any bar men?

Attachment 657222 No.

Attachment 657223 Crystal gently combs a hand through Fitzgerald's locks, nuzzling against him.

Attachment 657219 Fitzgerald blushes, kissing Crystal's cheek.

Attachment 657222 Guys, c'mon. I'm trying to-

Attachment 657220 Beardlord the Pirate grumbles, grasping Fortuna's ample chest.

Attachment 657221 Fortuna grins, pressing herself to the table and lifting her skirt.

Attachment 657220 Beardlord goes and takes his ***** and ***** her ***** with an emphasis on-

Attachment 657222 This is a SERIOUS game guys!

Attachment 657221 She cries out and scores a natural 20 on his big thick **** with a side of ***** while taking her **** and rubbing it against his-

Attachment 657223 Crystal blushes and takes notes.

Attachment 657220 Finally he releases his ****** and ****** all over the-

Attachment 657222 ROLL FOR PREGNANCY.

Attachment 657221 Wh-What?

Attachment 657222 Natural twenty. Fortuna is pregnant with triplets.

Attachment 657219 ....Wow Naut. Way to ruin the game.


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Balkai

Member

04-11-2013

Quote:
Originally Posted by CaptainMrvelous View Post
while taking her **** and rubbing it against his.
wut


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darkestluna

Senior Member

04-11-2013

Bilgewater -_-


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Karandor

Adjudicator

04-11-2013

+1 would read again.


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CaptainMårvelous

Member

04-11-2013

Surprisingly, Shadow Islanders game very well.

Attachment 657228 You stare at the paladin lord, he's coughing up blood. Highest roll finishes him off.

Attachment 657226 Six. I attempt to steal his ghost and make him kill his own family.

Attachment 657227 Fourteen. I try to bury him alive so he slowly, agonizingly dies.

Attachment 657229 Nine. I inject him with my venom and turn him into sludge right in front of his wife.

Attachment 657230 Seventeen. I command my centaur lord to stomp his skull into nothingness and wipe his brains on the royal bannister.

Attachment 657225 Two. I sigh to myself.

Attachment 657240 Fifteen. I throw my lantern to the ceiling and bring it down upon his head, crushing his skull and draining his soul as I flay his family alive.

Attachment 657231 Twenty. I decapitate him and place his skull above the throne. I demand the party take over the city and plunge it into an age of terror and despair, ruling for a thousand years and into the next century. With the city destroyed we all move along.

Attachment 657228 Bit of god modding but hey I love that twist. Good job everyone, evil wins again.

Attachment 657226Attachment 657225Attachment 657230 Hurrah!

Attachment 657227 Same time next week?

Attachment 657229 Yeah I can't wait.

Attachment 657231 You guys are my best friends.

Attachment 657228 Good good. I'll work up another module and we'll all have fun.

Attachment 657226 It's only 2 AM. Anyone wanna go see a movie? The night is still young.

Attachment 657225 Show of hands for Evil Dead?

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Attachment 657225 Any opposed? No?

Attachment 657230 It's agreed. I'll drive.

Attachment 657240 Tickets are on me. I love supporting a good group!


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Glaveir

Senior Member

04-11-2013

This is brilliant!


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Laxtras

Senior Member

04-11-2013

wait, wait, wait, this is not ok

Where the hell is ahri in the ionian game?
and where is thresh for the shadow island?

edit: thanks


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CaptainMårvelous

Member

04-11-2013

Zaun and Piltover meet together to show their peace....sort of.

Attachment 657237 MUNDO WANT BE DUNGEON MASTER!

Attachment 657232 Well...um...ok dear. Just try to do it like Viktor when he hosts.

Attachment 657236 Berserker. I call Berserker.

Attachment 657239 Can't I be the rogue? I always have to be the riflewoman.

Attachment 657237 MUNDO START GAME NOW. YOU COME TO MUNDO CITY.

Attachment 657234 Hold it there big guy. We're still rolling characters. Don't worry.

Attachment 657235 U-Uh Vi. Would it be ok if your character and my character where...um..y-y-you...know....marri-

Attachment 657234 Sure hun. They can be brother and sister.

Attachment 657235 O-oh...ok....

Attachment 657238 Ha. Rejected. Lord Jayce the Awesome is who I bring to the table.

Attachment 657233 The same as -every game-. Long as we don't kill slimes again I can play anything you guys need. M'flexible.

Attachment 657237 YOU ARE GREETED BY KING MUNDO THE MUNDONIFICENT.

Attachment 657232 Mundo, sweetie, you-

Attachment 657237 ROLL FOR MUNDO.

Attachment 657236 Hehehe. I like this game. It's chaotic.

Attachment 657233 I fight for -this- city?


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