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Dungeons and Demacians

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Folly Inc

Senior Member

04-11-2013

Incoming Freljord post!


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CaptainMÃ¥rvelous

Member

04-11-2013

Freljord games tend to get heated.

657208 Alright so, I'll be the leader-

657209 No. I'm the leader. Shinken the Ranger is obviously the most qualified.

657218 Piss off. Agatha the Cavalier is more leaderly than you.

657214 You know most of us are ice mages. If things go wrong-

657215 Relax. I'll be the tank.

657207 You wish, bear boy. Grungka the sexy Barbarian troll is the tank here.

657217 So like why did you guys invite me again? I mean like we haven't even seen the DM yet.

657211 Who can roll dice for me? My claws can't grab the D20

657216 JUST START THE GAME ALREADY. I WANT TO KILL THINGS.

657206 Right, sorry I'm late guys. I had to grab my modules. Tonight's adventure: Journey into the Magma Chamber.

657208 657207 657209 657211 657214 657215 657216 657217 657218

Sh*t.


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CaptainMÃ¥rvelous

Member

04-11-2013

Bilgewater games devolve into debauchery real quick.

657222 In the tavern you all find a group of-

657220 Any bar maids?

657222 No.

657221 Any bar men?

657222 No.

657223 Crystal gently combs a hand through Fitzgerald's locks, nuzzling against him.

657219 Fitzgerald blushes, kissing Crystal's cheek.

657222 Guys, c'mon. I'm trying to-

657220 Beardlord the Pirate grumbles, grasping Fortuna's ample chest.

657221 Fortuna grins, pressing herself to the table and lifting her skirt.

657220 Beardlord goes and takes his ***** and ***** her ***** with an emphasis on-

657222 This is a SERIOUS game guys!

657221 She cries out and scores a natural 20 on his big thick **** with a side of ***** while taking her **** and rubbing it against his-

657223 Crystal blushes and takes notes.

657220 Finally he releases his ****** and ****** all over the-

657222 ROLL FOR PREGNANCY.

657221 Wh-What?

657222 Natural twenty. Fortuna is pregnant with triplets.

657219 ....Wow Naut. Way to ruin the game.


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Balkai

Member

04-11-2013

Quote:
CaptainMårvelous:
while taking her **** and rubbing it against his.

wut


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darkestluna

Senior Member

04-11-2013

Bilgewater -_-


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Karandor

Adjudicator

04-11-2013

+1 would read again.


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CaptainMÃ¥rvelous

Member

04-11-2013

Surprisingly, Shadow Islanders game very well.

657228 You stare at the paladin lord, he's coughing up blood. Highest roll finishes him off.

657226 Six. I attempt to steal his ghost and make him kill his own family.

657227 Fourteen. I try to bury him alive so he slowly, agonizingly dies.

657229 Nine. I inject him with my venom and turn him into sludge right in front of his wife.

657230 Seventeen. I command my centaur lord to stomp his skull into nothingness and wipe his brains on the royal bannister.

657225 Two. I sigh to myself.

657240 Fifteen. I throw my lantern to the ceiling and bring it down upon his head, crushing his skull and draining his soul as I flay his family alive.

657231 Twenty. I decapitate him and place his skull above the throne. I demand the party take over the city and plunge it into an age of terror and despair, ruling for a thousand years and into the next century. With the city destroyed we all move along.

657228 Bit of god modding but hey I love that twist. Good job everyone, evil wins again.

657226 657225 657230 Hurrah!

657227 Same time next week?

657229 Yeah I can't wait.

657231 You guys are my best friends.

657228 Good good. I'll work up another module and we'll all have fun.

657226 It's only 2 AM. Anyone wanna go see a movie? The night is still young.

657225 Show of hands for Evil Dead?

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657225 Any opposed? No?

657230 It's agreed. I'll drive.

657240 Tickets are on me. I love supporting a good group!


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Glaveir

Senior Member

04-11-2013

This is brilliant!


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Laxtras

Senior Member

04-11-2013

wait, wait, wait, this is not ok

Where the hell is ahri in the ionian game?
and where is thresh for the shadow island?

edit: thanks


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CaptainMÃ¥rvelous

Member

04-11-2013

Zaun and Piltover meet together to show their peace....sort of.

657237 MUNDO WANT BE DUNGEON MASTER!

657232 Well...um...ok dear. Just try to do it like Viktor when he hosts.

657236 Berserker. I call Berserker.

657239 Can't I be the rogue? I always have to be the riflewoman.

657237 MUNDO START GAME NOW. YOU COME TO MUNDO CITY.

657234 Hold it there big guy. We're still rolling characters. Don't worry.

657235 U-Uh Vi. Would it be ok if your character and my character where...um..y-y-you...know....marri-

657234 Sure hun. They can be brother and sister.

657235 O-oh...ok....

657238 Ha. Rejected. Lord Jayce the Awesome is who I bring to the table.

657233 The same as -every game-. Long as we don't kill slimes again I can play anything you guys need. M'flexible.

657237 YOU ARE GREETED BY KING MUNDO THE MUNDONIFICENT.

657232 Mundo, sweetie, you-

657237 ROLL FOR MUNDO.

657236 Hehehe. I like this game. It's chaotic.

657233 I fight for -this- city?