Best Skype Quotes 2013

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Shinozaki Ayumi

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04-09-2013

Kittehkarma!!!!


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Shandora

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04-10-2013

And this is regarding the RP between Tybresa and Nami ... ( and Jayce being oblivious as f*ck)

[4/7/2013 3:55:55 PM] Quinn: tsk, Tybresa stripping down and who's the one that gets to see it? The most god damn innocent champion in the league >.>
[4/7/2013 3:56:07 PM] Quinn: :P
[4/7/2013 3:56:11 PM] Jayce: wait
[4/7/2013 3:56:11 PM] Jayce: what
[4/7/2013 3:56:12 PM] Jayce: where
[4/7/2013 3:56:19 PM] Tybresa: OMFG
[4/7/2013 3:56:26 PM] Tybresa: QUINN Y U STALKING ME
[4/7/2013 3:56:31 PM] Quinn: I stalk everyone
[4/7/2013 3:56:34 PM] Quinn: I see everything
[4/7/2013 3:56:36 PM] Quinn: I am everything
[4/7/2013 3:56:41 PM] Jayce: WHAT
[4/7/2013 3:56:42 PM] Jayce: ARE YOU
[4/7/2013 3:56:44 PM] Jayce: TALKING ABOUT
[4/7/2013 3:56:51 PM] Quinn: What am I NOT talking about?
[4/7/2013 5:56:12 PM] Quinn: -is diligently watching Nami's thread waiting for Tybresa to show up and strip - ._.
[4/7/2013 5:56:27 PM] Quinn: watch her come out with a full wet suit or something
[4/7/2013 5:56:37 PM] Jericho Swain: Or naked
[4/7/2013 5:56:37 PM] Tybresa: *snorts*
[4/7/2013 5:56:40 PM] Jericho Swain: Naked is best
[4/7/2013 5:56:45 PM] Quinn: Nami is naked
[4/7/2013 5:56:47 PM] Tybresa: Wishful thinking, you two~
[4/7/2013 5:56:50 PM] Quinn: It's not like she would mind
[4/7/2013 5:57:01 PM] Quinn: if anything she'd be LESS confused!
[4/7/2013 5:57:06 PM] Quinn: and as Steward summoner
[4/7/2013 5:57:13 PM] Quinn: is it not your job to make champions comfortable?
[4/7/2013 5:57:22 PM] Jericho Swain: Besides, she won't judge anything about you that's bellow the waist
[4/7/2013 5:57:24 PM] Quinn: do it for Nami's sake
[4/7/2013 5:59:29 PM] Tybresa: What the hell.


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Shandora

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04-11-2013

Bumping this back to pace. WE NEED MORE SWAIN WORSHIPPERS.

[6:10:05 PM] Jericho Swain: Okay. The weirdest thing just happened to me.
Some random person sent me a contact request.
So, I say ''Okay. Probably someone who wants to join the chat.''
Nope, some random woman from Canada that lives in Ghana was adding random people to her contact list.

I think I'm going to die in 7 days
[6:10:17 PM] Tybresa: ....
[6:10:20 PM] Kameil: ...
[6:10:20 PM] Tybresa: Swain NUUUU
[6:10:22 PM] Jayce: See you in 7 days Swainy!
[6:10:33 PM] Kameil: Barricade yourself.
[6:10:38 PM] Kameil: Arm yourself.
[6:10:44 PM] Jericho Swain: Satan is going to lose his **** when he sees I arrived early.


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Shandora

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04-12-2013

And this is something more recent ... rather, happened this morning. Obviously the Steward didn't drink her coffee >_>

[2:16:19 PM] Jaycey: Darius [00:44] Want to know Orianna’s counter Darius [00:49] Ochrisbrown
[2:16:29 PM] Jaycey: Master Yi : garen afk?

Garen : **** sorry

Garen : the local militia opened fired on my village
[2:16:48 PM] Tybresa: I don't get the orianna joke
[2:16:57 PM | Edited 2:17:12 PM] Jericho Swain: Summonerscode.com
[2:17:06 PM] Tybresa: I know it's from summoner's code
[2:17:10 PM] Tybresa: I saw the orianna one before
[2:17:13 PM] Tybresa: I just never got it
[2:17:26 PM] Jaycey: A guy named Chris Brown punched a star called Rhianna (something like that) in the face.
[2:18:07 PM] Jericho Swain: Uh, he didn't just punch her, last I heard ...
[2:18:16 PM] Jaycey: idk
[2:18:22 PM] Jaycey: I don't know this sheet.
[2:19:19 PM] Jericho Swain: -Yo Rihanna. Why you back with Chris?
[2:19:26 PM] Jericho Swain: -Beats me
[2:19:29 PM] Jaycey: LOL.
[2:20:40 PM] Tybresa: LOL
[2:20:56 PM] Tybresa: I already knew about Rihanna and Chris brown, but what does that have to do with Orianna ...
[2:20:59 PM] Tybresa: OH.
[2:21:04 PM] Tybresa: *palm*
[2:21:06 PM] Tybresa: I get it now.
[2:21:11 PM] Tybresa: O-Rianna.
[2:21:14 PM] Jaycey: hurr
[2:21:14 PM] Tybresa: O-Chrisbrown
[2:21:15 PM] Tybresa: FML
[2:21:16 PM] Jaycey: durr
[2:21:20 PM] Tybresa: That's such a bad joke


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Valorans Outlaw

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04-12-2013

Whilst not from this skype, I HAVE to share this...

[7:27:09 AM] Detto: so..a dating sim where you are a japanese schoolgirl going out with a T-Rex who plays ukulele and wears a tie.
[7:28:06 AM] Brenton "Maro" Van: sounds adorable
[7:28:19 AM] Detto: well...thats one way to put it
[7:28:35 AM] Detto: lol
[7:43:51 AM] Caitlyn: What's the name
[7:43:53 AM] Caitlyn: of that game
[7:44:02 AM] Detto: Jurassic Heart
[7:44:04 AM] Caitlyn: LOL.
[7:44:04 AM] Detto: I kid you not.


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Shandora

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04-12-2013

And once again spreading out the awesomeness that is Swain.

[4/7/2013 6:14:53 PM] Jericho Swain: HAHAHAHAHA. I watched something.
Apparently, the oldest known joke in history is about a woman farting in a guy's lap.
[4/7/2013 6:15:11 PM] Tybresa: Wut.
[4/7/2013 6:15:22 PM] Quinn: oh god
[4/7/2013 6:15:27 PM] Quinn: the oldest joke is a fart joke...
[4/7/2013 6:15:32 PM] Tybresa: LOL
[4/7/2013 6:16:01 PM] Jericho Swain: Something which has never occurred since time immemorial; a young woman did not fart in her husband's embrace.
[4/7/2013 6:16:06 PM] Jericho Swain: That's the joke


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Shandora

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04-12-2013

And now it's time for a story with the Defender of Tomorrow! ( I know it's long but maker I laughed to no end)


[8:11:49 PM] Jay: Gather round now children!
[8:11:56 PM] Jay: I will now retell you the story of...
[8:11:59 PM] Jericho Swain: NOT THE CHILDREN!
[8:12:03 PM] Jay: Little Red Riding Swain!
[8:18:53 PM] Jay: Once, there was a little boy who lived in the city of Noxus. He loved to play with his bird.
[8:19:08 PM] Jay: In spite of his peculiar hairstyle and avian companion, they called him Little Red Riding Swain, for no reason in particular.
[8:20:12 PM] Jay: One day, Swain asked his mother if he could visit his neighbourhood friend Darius. She thought it a good idea, and packed a basket filled with muffins, cakes, and birdseed for the two boys to enjoy.
[8:20:37 PM] Jay: Once the basket was packed, Swain kissed his mother goodbye and skipped off down the road.
[8:21:27 PM] Jay: As he did, his mother called after him.
[8:21:28 PM] Jay: "Don't go into the ghetto, and don't talk to any strangers!"
[8:21:35 PM] Jay: Swain waved at his mother, indicating he wouldn't.
[8:22:27 PM] Jay: As he skipped through the dimly lit streets of Noxus, however, he forgot his promise. He saw a vendor on the side of the street selling switchblades. He wandered over to the vendor, a man in a purple cape.
[8:23:14 PM] Jay: The man leered down at the young Swain as he peered at the merchandise. "What a stupid trihawk." the man thought to himself, but Swain did not linger for long.
[8:23:23 PM] Jay: The muffins would get cold, after all.
[8:24:07 PM] Jay: Swain continued down the streets, skipping merrily. He passed by a bakery, and couldn't help himself. He pressed his face to the window to look at the wondrous cakes inside.
[8:24:32 PM] Jay: Along with numerous cakes and pastries, he saw many customers. That, and a woman with purple hair and greyish skin yelling at a cake. He could not for the life of him imagine what the cake had done wrong.
[8:25:16 PM] Jay: The cakes soon lost his attention as he remembered the muffins in the basket, so he continued skipping down the streets.
[8:26:28 PM] Jay: He eventually arrived at Darius' house, and he politely knocked on the door three times.
[8:26:30 PM] Jay: "Who is it~?" sang a voice that sounded like Darius.
[8:26:48 PM] Jay: Odd, Darius never called in a sing song voice. He preferred angry grunting over all else.
[8:26:55 PM] Jay: "It's Swain!"
[8:27:04 PM] Jay: "The door's open, Swain!" Swain turned the knob and saw Darius with his back turned.
[8:27:34 PM] Jay: "Hi, Darius!"
[8:27:39 PM] Jay: "Hellooooooooo, Swain!" Darius still did not turn to face him.
[8:27:53 PM] Jay: "What's wrong, Darius? You sound different! Have you been eating roofing shingles again?"
[8:28:20 PM] Jay: "I told you not to do that!" He looked over his best friend, and realized something.
[8:28:37 PM] Jay: "Darius, why's your armor different? It's all... gold."
[8:28:43 PM] Jay: "Oh, this? It's.... so I can see better in this dimly lit house!"
"All the better to poke you with, my friend!"
[8:30:35 PM] Jay: Swain was suspicious.
[8:30:39 PM] Jay: "TURN AND FACE ME, HAND OF NOXUS."
[8:30:58 PM] Jay: The figure turned, and Swain found himself staring into the face of none other than Jarvan IV. Swain let out a cry. "What have you done with Darius?!"
[8:31:33 PM] Jay: Jarvan cackled and said, "I stuffed him in a box and sent him to the Shadow Isles!"
[8:31:52 PM] Jay: It was pointless, though. Jarvan was simply too strong. Swain furled from the house. He would form a plan and defeat his hated enemy.
[8:32:08 PM] Jay: As he passed through the door, however, Garen burst out of a bush and kicked him in the shin. Swain fell to the ground, crying, as the two Demacians high fived and ran back toward Demacia.
[8:32:28 PM] Jay: And that, children, is the story of how Swain became crippled and the Democrats won the election.
[8:33:05 PM] Jay: The End.



I should also mention that, Swain, in revenge, went ahead and wrote a story about Jayce getting it on with Warwick and Cho'Gath. But for the sake of the forums, I edited it out.


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Ask Tyrant Swain

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04-12-2013

You witch. You made me look bad!
But don't worry, it wouldn't be the first XXX thing I did that was posted on the forums.

WARNING!!!! NOR SAFE FOR VIEWING BY:
-Normal people
-Werewolves
-Void monsters
-Jayces (regardless of how numerous you are)


[19:25:16] Jericho Swain: ''Oh Jayce.''
Said the Terror of the Void as his ***** and ***** ***** **** and Jayce *****.
''Don't stop Jayce.''
And Jayce didn't stop. He kept his ***** ***** without pause and ***** with Cho.
[19:28:40] Jericho Swain: ''Wha-''
Jayce was cut of by Warwick who closed his **** to Jayces ****.
''What are you doing?'' Asked Jayce.
''You my dear.'' Answered Warwick.
Seing as the feral beast **** Jayce with his **** and *****, Cho neared him from the front.
''My **** can't handle this. STOP!''
But Jayce didn't want it to stop. He enjoyed every moment as Warwick ***** and as Cho **** both ***** his *****.
Ultimate extasy for Jayce.
[19:29:00] Jericho Swain: Want me to contonue?
[19:29:06] Jayce MS: No, please!
[19:29:10] Jayce MS: Have mercy!
[19:29:12] Jericho Swain: Then you too should stop.
[19:31:57] Jericho Swain: Warwick grabbed Jayces chest, drawing blood around his nipples, as he softly licked Jayce's ear before whispering into it.
''Do you know why they call me the BIG bad wolf?''
But Jayce already lost all control.
''YES!'' He exclaimed.
Cho'Gath's **** was simply too much for Jayce's ***** to handle.
So furiously **** the three that no power could tear them appart now.


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Shandora

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04-13-2013

And Jayce getting burned by the General ... and then by the Steward.


[7:01:19 PM] Jericho Swain: Jayce being romantic
http://i.imgur.com/zm6Kr.gif
[7:01:31 PM] Tybresa: Seems about right.
[7:01:33 PM] Overseer: LOL
[7:01:36 PM] Jay: LOL


Edit: Oh my maker, Swain ... what have you done? ;;_;;


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Ricci15

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04-13-2013

All hail swain...all hail swain