50 Shades of Grey, Twilight

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Jesus thy Lord

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04-07-2013

GG'd DAUGHTER

JK, I would never have a female progeny, ever, under any circumstances.


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Poeta Somnium

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04-07-2013

50 Shades of Grey was ****. Utter ****. **** with a capital C AND a capital K. The K is silent, but it was still CKrap.

Read Story of O. Read 120 Days of Sodom. Read Exit to Eden. Now that's good S&M smut. Harry Potter has more sexual tension than 50 Shades of Grey.

(I have no idea what this thread is about but I need to rant whenever someone mentions that title. Rant over. Please proceed with your thread.)


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Kinvaras666

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CatchandKiss

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04-07-2013

DARK NOTE:
I used to think that as well. Those were simpler, happier times.
But it's secretly Pedophilia.
And shame on every woman for reading and not noticing.

LIGHT NOTE:
I'd defo have want a daughter if I were Chinese. The odds are so damn stacked that she'd marry above her standing and I'd get rich off the wedding.


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Poeta Somnium

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04-07-2013

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Originally Posted by CatchandKiss View Post
I used to think that as well. Those were simpler, happier times.
But it's secretly Pedophilia.
And shame on every woman for reading and not noticing.
I would like to make note of Lolita; very blatantly about pedophilia and still a better, sexier book. Very intelligently written.


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My Face Is OP

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04-07-2013

Reading is a waste of time in almost every case.


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CatchandKiss

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04-07-2013

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Originally Posted by Poeta Somnium View Post
I would like to make note of Lolita; very blatantly about pedophilia and still a better, sexier book. Very intelligently written.
I can agree with that.
Nabokov was a genius, and his book was a critique.
The Shades guy is a deviant, and his book is his therapy.


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SkeithGotBanned

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04-08-2013

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Originally Posted by CatchandKiss View Post
DARK NOTE:
I used to think that as well. Those were simpler, happier times.
But it's secretly Pedophilia.
And shame on every woman for reading and not noticing.

LIGHT NOTE:
I'd defo have want a daughter if I were Chinese. The odds are so damn stacked that she'd marry above her standing and I'd get rich off the wedding.
"My friend indicated, based on the use of language in the narration, that this girl was likely no more than 12 or 13 years of age."

I suck at english, but I can see that the author's writing is garbage. That's why it's written like a 13 year old would write.

"There is very little emotional maturity and absolutely no sexual maturity."

Obviously, because she wants to appeal to women with very low confidence and self-esteem, which includes 98% of the western women population. That's why she's rich now, because of the dumb b1tches reading this piece of ****.

If I look at the clouds and search for a bunny, I'll most likely find it.


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SeraceChemistry

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04-09-2013

Twilight is just a failure in literature,
and I honestly don't plan on reading 50 Shades of Grey neither.