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I decided to have some fun with a Factions match and try a (vaguely) in-universe casting routine. Rather than doing a play-by-play, I went with a comedic / "color commentary" approach. It definitely aims to be in-universe and lore-based, although because it's also meant as lighthearted fun it colors a bit outside the lines (e.g. referencing a "website" for charitable donations to care for the victims of Caitlyn's cruel cupcake traps).
The yordle narrator goes on at great length about how unfair it is that Bandle City is thus far excluded from the competition and cackles with glee when Caitlyn, that yordle-trapping monster, gets axed in her stupid face.