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647056 Ah, speak of the devil! BotRK, what’s going on? I literally haven’t seen a single champion come through here, not once in a whole week! What gives? Didn’t you and everyone else get buffed again? Usually Warwick 647090 or somebody would be all up in my sh** right about now.
647058 Yeah… you obviously haven’t heard. A lot has changed since then.
647058 I’m getting to that. After that whole fiasco, the rest of us items decided to form a union to stop this kind of thing happening again. We contacted Riot about it, unfortunately our timing was most poor. Xypherous was into the bath salts again, and he responded by nerfing everyone.
647089*sniff* They removed my passive regen, but it’s not just me. Any item that gives you health permanently taunts minions as soon as you get within sight! Purple caster minions are ****in’ OP man, I can’t get away from them!!!
Quit your complaining, you got a slap on the wrist!
647065 I haven’t slept in days. There are toddlers out there who are racking up thousands of dollars on their parents’ credit card bills, man. Do you know what it’s like to have to live with that on your conscience?!
647058 So that’s where he was this whole time! After they nerfed Malady 647109, Nashor’s Tooth 647110 and Liandry’s Torment 647108, it’s like he just lost all hope… He just wandered off into the wilderness and nobody ever saw him after that. Crikey, look at him! He’s as thin as Karthus 647069!
647086 It’s not just Teemo. A lot of champions are displaying signs of depression and psychosis. And the general level of QQ in the game is going off the charts.
647056 Bloodthirster? You don’t seem to be in too bad of shape.
647086 Yeah, well… they didn’t actually go ahead and nerf me outright. For starters they reduced my combine cost down to just 50, then they increased the amount of stats gained per kill…
647086 So in a way I’m directly responsible for one of the most toxic environments this game has seen in a long time. Top laners and Adc’s are actually taking Smite 647111 now just so they can steal buffs easier - even from their own junglers. If supports accidentally steal even one kill from their Adc people fly off the handle. And Darius 647061 - well, Darius players are just universally hated now.
647056 Hey, look there - is that… is that Ryze wearing a Rabadon’s Deathcap?
647082 647083 Given the existence as uttered forth in the public works of Poppy and Warwick of a personal Jesse Perring quaquaquaqua with white beard quaquaquaqua outside time without extension who from the heights of divine apathia divine athambia divine aphasia loves us dearly with some exceptions for reasons unknown but time will tell and suffers like the divine Miss Fortune with those who for reasons unknown but time will tell are plunged in torment plunged in fire whose fire flames if that continues and who can doubt it will fire the firmament that is to say blast Elo hell to heaven so blue still and calm so calm with a calm which even though intermittent is better than nothing but not so fast and considering what is more that as a result of the labors left unfinished crowned by the Acacacacademy of Anthropopopometry of Essy-in-Possy of Teemo and Cho'Gath it is established beyond all doubt all other doubt than that which clings to the labors of men that as a result of the labors unfinished of Teemo and Cho'Gath it is established as hereinafter but not so fast for reasons unknown that as a result of the public works of Poppy and Warwick it is established beyond all doubt that in view of the labors of Singed and Gragas left unfinished for reasons unknown of Teemo and Cho'Gath left unfinished it is established what many deny that man in Possy of Teemo and Cho'Gath that man in Essy that man in short that man in brief in spite of the strides of alimentation and defecation wastes and pines wastes and pines and concurrently simultaneously what is more for reasons unknown in spite of the strides of physical culture the practice of sports such as tennis football running cycling swimming flying floating riding gliding conating camogie skating tennis of all kinds dying flying sports of all sorts autumn summer winter winter tennis of all kinds hockey of all sorts penicillin and succedanea in a word I resume flying gliding golf over nine and eighteen holes tennis of all sorts in a word for reasons unknown in Feckham Peckham Fulham Clapham namely concurrently simultaneously what is more for reasons unknown but time will tell fades away I resume Fulham Clapham in a word the dead loss per head since the death of Bishop Malzahar being to the tune of one inch four ounce per head approximately by and large more or less to the nearest decimal good measure round figures stark naked in the stockinged feet in Demacia in a word for reasons unknown no matter what matter the facts are there and considering what is more much more grave that in the light of the labors lost of Skarner and Pantheon it appears what is more much more grave that in the light the light the light of the labors lost of Skarner and Pantheon that in the plains in the mountains by the seas by the rivers running water running fire the air is the same and then the earth namely the air and then the earth in the great cold the great dark the air and the earth abode of stones in the great cold alas alas in the year of their Lord six hundred and something the air the earth the sea the earth abode of stones in the great deeps the great cold on sea on land and in the air I resume for reasons unknown in spite of the tennis the facts are there but time will tell I resume alas alas on on in short in fine on on abode of stones who can doubt it I resume but not so fast I resume the skull fading fading fading and concurrently simultaneously what is more for reasons unknown in spite of the tennis on on the beard the flames the tears the stones so blue so calm alas alas on on the skull the skull the skull the skull in Demacia in spite of the tennis the labors abandoned left unfinished graver still abode of stones in a word I resume alas alas abandoned unfinished the skull the skull in Demacia in spite of the tennis the skull alas the stones Cho'Gath…
647058 For some weird reason, after the nerfs everyone who wears Rabadon's Deathcap simply goes insane. They start thinking aloud, rambling incomprehensible nonsense; now every mage is a walking global taunt.
647056 That was an ordeal. Why in heavens is Ryze wearing Rabadon's Deathcap anyway?
647086 He can't help it, his core item was nerfed to hell.
647056 Oh? Which one? Frozen Heart? Tears of the Goddess? Muramana?
647056 Okay, so bruisers get bullied by minions, mages have gone bat-sh*t insane, what about junglers?
647058 It’s the strangest thing. Most of the junglers in this game have been admitted into mental institutions. Half of them have recurring nightmares about running into stone walls repeatedly while trying to gank, and the other half are suffering from hallucinations of a giant obnoxious parrot 647067 flying around squawking about Leona 647114. Medical experts 647097 647098 647072 believe the cause may be brain tumours brought about by exposure to radioactive materials. 647076
647058 Some of us call it the Jar-Jar-Binks phenomenon.
647072 Miss Crownguard, your brother has been spamming Sunfire Capes so much this past week (and neglected showering), the Capes have actually fused with his body becoming a secondary layer of skin. Normally this wouldn’t be a problem, unfortunately after Xypherous nerfed everything, Sunfire Capes now also deal damage to its user.
647072 I’m afraid so. Those Sunfire Capes simply deal too much damage. No surgeon would be able to last more than a minute in the same room as him. You would have to have a massive amount of magic resistance and health regeneration to be able to withstand all that heat!
647097 DAMN YOU RIOT! IF ONLY YOU DIDN’T REMOVE FORCE OF NATURE 647063! DAMN YOU ALL TO HEEEELL!!!
647061 I wouldn’t wish this on anyone… much less such a worthy adversary.
647072 I’m afraid he doesn’t have much time left, soon the flames will consume him leaving nothing behind but a husk of cinders… hey you! Stop playing that Dark Souls™ soundtrack! Security, get those Purple Caster Minions out of here!
- I'm sorry for Ryze's giant wall of text, but I felt like I had to include it. Ryze's speech is from Samuel Beckett's Waiting for Godot. You can watch the original performance here. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fFZatmOFpns)
- Epic Dark Souls soundtrack (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QH3mbB3H57g)
647061 Draven! Stop doing dirty things to Garen's dead body!