The unofficial Champion Limerick thread

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IHeartCocaCola

Member

03-26-2013

Disclaimer: This is not really my original idea.
Loki Tyran made a topic where he wrote Nasus-themed limericks. His original topic can be found here:
http://na.leagueoflegends.com/board/....php?t=3265306


As for my submission, I will share my Jax limerick:


There once was a fellow named Jax
A soldier for hire, quite lax
Garbed in smooth purple coat
In a sandaled stride gloat
He fought with a spear and axe

For reasons not very well known
On Councillor’s orders alone
He was sent to court
His skill to report
To fight amongst legends and own

His long winning feat
Has yet to be beat
So sanctions were given
His skill to be driven
Yet all still retreat

Annoyed with all of the commotion
Brought about by his new demotion
Jax chose a lamppost
So that he could boast
Your back side is in need of lotion

With a smack and a thwack
He will make his attack
A true terror revealed
With a lamppost to yield
So you better beware, he’s back




Suggestion: I propose people make a post containing the name of their desired champion prior to writing the actual limerick, as to give others a heads up. If the limerick is not edited in within 24 hours of the original post, it is up for grabs.


And for all of you who read the entire post, here is a little bonus haiku:

Annoying brown fur
Your mushrooms bring me anguish
Kill yourself Teemo



Have fun


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MoSBanapple

Senior Member

03-26-2013

There once was a girl named Vi
Who partnered with one who drank tea
She pummeled her foes
But little did she know
She is actually Viktor's machine.


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IHeartCocaCola

Member

03-26-2013

Quote:
Originally Posted by MoSBanapple View Post
There once was a girl named Vi
Who partnered with one who drank tea
She pummeled her foes
But little did she know
She is actually Viktor's machine.
To partner with the one who drinks tea
You're probably quite very gutsy
For her cupcakes are light
Yet taking a small bite
Will burn you to a high degree


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IHeartCocaCola

Member

03-26-2013

An endlessly powerful source
Smashing with unstoppable force
Heart cast from a rock
A quick solid block
He carries your team like a horse


(Malphite)


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IHeartCocaCola

Member

03-26-2013

Don't step in the ring
With the monkey king
For he shall bestow
A strong crushing blow
Great pain he can bring

(Wukong)


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IHeartCocaCola

Member

03-27-2013

in bright pink armor
truly outrageous he is
the lover of men


(Taric, haiku)


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Linna Excel

Senior Member

03-27-2013

I can tell you there's no champ better than Ahri
Why she's the best choice for a magical carry,
She can charm all of my desire,
Set the world ablaze with her fox fire,
I really wonder if me she is willing to marry?


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Will Oak

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Senior Member

03-27-2013

Lost and forgotten
Seeking the ultimate form
Vanquished from the Void

haiku Kha zix


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IHeartCocaCola

Member

03-27-2013

A proud white mane
An unseen threat leaps at you
Looks like you are dead

(Rengar, haiku)