The Joke That Won't Die

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Etsuno

Junior Member

03-25-2013

"You must be Shyvana. The new champion, yeah?"

The Half-Dragon gave a steely nod to the approaching guard. The helmed man looked as non-descript as the other guards of the Institute, but seemed eager to greet her with his tone.

"I'm here to escort you to your quarters. Please follow me."

The guard led the way through the halls of the Institute, Shyvana following behind at a sedate pace, arms crossed over her chest as she observed the corridors with slight interest.

"I hear that you are part dragon," her escort chimed in rather excitedly. "So the legends are true? Dragons do exist, do they?"

A little unsure of how to respond, Shyvana gave an affirmative grunt.

"Don't suppose your kind have their own language, do they?" he gushed on. "Dragon words or Dragon... yells, of a sort, eh?"

Not quite following what on Runeterra the fellow was talking about, not to mention overall unnerved, the lady dragon merely shrugged and let out a noncommital sound.

"Ah. 'Suppose that sort of thing's not privy outside your kin. That makes sense," the guard nodded to himself, seemingly understanding.

Shyvana wanted to get to her room all the quicker.

"Still, a half-dragon champion. How about that?" he prattled on. "Granted, we've got all kinds in the League as it is, but nothing so grand."

The man laughed a little to himself. Shyvana joined with an awkward chuckle.

"You know, I used to be a champion like you," he mentioned with a bit of pride. "But then-"

It was at that moment that Ashe walked briskly past the two, giving neither of them so much as a passing glance. Strangely enough, the talkative escort had visibly frozen in the archer's presence, and only seemed to recover the tiniest bit when the other champion had gone completely out of sight.

"A-Actually," the fellow choked out weakly, "we'd best get moving on, I think..." Without another word, they continued forward, and the man made no more effort to speak.

Shyvana didn't quite understand why, but she'd felt like she'd just become subject to some horrible, horrible joke...
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Notes: I am so f*cking sorry.


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Cerubois

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03-25-2013

I lol'd. Just a little.


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AerithRayne

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03-25-2013

*slow clap*


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Eyowyn

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03-25-2013

This is funny xD


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StationaryObject

Senior Member

03-25-2013

It took me a second, but then I couldn't stop grinning.
+1


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Frost Archer

Senior Member

03-25-2013

LOL omg. I wonder if that guy cringes every time Ashe, varus, vayne etc walked by XD


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saladeo

Senior Member

03-25-2013

Goddamn i fell like a retarded for not understanding the joke, ugh i hate this.

EDIT: Damned joke, even on league of legends, even here, damn my processor!

EDIT: Changed "soul" for the word "processor" i dont want to go that far.


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soulnight115

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04-04-2013

lol


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AlexanderXI

Senior Member

04-04-2013

You win sir.

You.

Win.


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AerithRayne

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04-04-2013

Quote:
Originally Posted by saladeo View Post
Goddamn i fell like a retarded for not understanding the joke, ugh i hate this.

EDIT: Damned joke, even on league of legends, even here, damn my processor!

EDIT: Changed "soul" for the word "processor" i dont want to go that far.
Absolutely not sarcastic here, but would you like me to explain this joke to you, friend? I would be more than happy to if you haven't understood it as of yet


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