There's one for every female champ.

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Kronikmagii

Senior Member

03-25-2013

Everyone keeps getting married, I don't need a wife,
I'll settle for bringing Morgana's sweet a$$ back to life.

Don't get me started on Janna,
last time we talked, well she had trouble due to my banana.

I don't think we will be hearing from Ahri,
I think she is still tied to my bed from last night, sorry.

Everyone always talks about how Lux is so strong,
I can vouch for it, because she was able to take this RoA all night long.

Miss Fortune seemed the perfect girl for me, she doesn't want babies,
I don't think I'll see her again though, doctor said I have Scabies.

The things Fiora taught me in class are kind of foggy,
If I remember anything, it's that she likes doing doggy.

So about a week ago, i start to go down on Vi when i hear a knock,
Before i could answer, in busts Caitlyn for the c0ckblock.

I tried hooking up with Syndra but all she wanted was to play with my balls,
I ditched her to bone Sona, she won't be singing with those sore jaws.

I know something pretty personal about Katarina,
Oh, not too much, just that she's flexible as a ballerina.

I always thought it was hot how Sejuani rode that boar,
That was until I found out she had the herps, dirty wh0re.

No one likes Vayne because they think she is so tough,
Ha, sucks for them, she handed me a rope and told me she likes it rough.

One girl I never thought was too hot was Kayle,
At least until I found out she was on sale.

I remember the first woman I ever turned down, Elise,
What would you do if she came at you with a big black rubber piece?

I caught Akali and Zyra doing more than 'training' in the woods,
They wouldn't let me join, but they let me watch the goods.

Nidalee used to say she had nothing to fear,
That was before I showed her MY spear.

Banging Orianna used to be my number one goal,
then I found out her dad built her without a hole.

Funny thing, Diana never used to shoot curved,
Think I messed something up in her when she asked to be 'served.'

Now obviously if I tried to bang Cassiopeia I would fail,
But hey she does good oral work with a well placed tail.

I now know why Sivir chooses a boomerang to basic attack,
She got the idea from me, once I hit it, it always comes back.

Everyone thinks Soraka is the most innocent of all the girls,
I guess I'm the only one who knows she likes to deepthroat till she hurls.

People wonder why Evelynn disappears into the night,
It's because I keep calling her, sorry, I like it tight.

Ashe caught me peeking and almost killed me with her bow,
She quickly changed her mind when she saw I hang low.

Annie came up to me once and asked if I had seen her bear Tibbers, "yeah" I said,
Hop in the back of my van, hes on the bed.

Tristana said she was no good at anything because of her height,
I reminded her what it was good for, she wasn't that good, kept trying to bite.

Irelia had surprisingly never made it past first base,
I got her up to speed when I came on her face.

Leona is the main reason why females shouldn't be a tank,
All that armor made her downstairs pretty rank.

Quinn required more work, took her on a date and fed a sick sparrow,
one thing led to another back at my place, ended up doing the wheelbarrow.

Riven blew me off saying she didn't need me anymore,
I think I found out what she uses that big a$$ swords handle for.

Everyone warned me not to hit on Shyvana, said she'd turn into a dragon,
Well it took not even 5 minutes to get that beast to take a ride in my $ex wagon.

LuLu actually taught me a pretty neat trick,
What was it? oh she used her ult on my dick.

I always wondered where Nami's big wave came from,
Then I found out she's a squirter when she came over to get some.

I never liked to use leashes and such before I did stuff with Karma the other day,
I can tell you one thing, no matter what anyone says, she is not gay.

When I finished before Leblanc I thought she'd be pissed,
She wasn't she just told me to give her my fist.

One night I was desperate and hooked up with Poppy, Sike!
I mean cmon, everyone knows Poppy's a dike.


Thank you and goodnight.


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Death By A Bunny

Senior Member

03-25-2013

um, that's great and all, but this is the Player Concept forum, which means you either post skins, items and new champions you thought up. This thing you posted here would probably fit the Fan Art forums.


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Hero Wolf

Senior Member

03-25-2013

this made my day...but wrong forum


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Kronikmagii

Senior Member

03-25-2013

I posted it here because it is a poem concept for each female champ. boom loop hole :P


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LegendOfDragoon

Senior Member

03-25-2013

Sona?


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Kronikmagii

Senior Member

03-25-2013

I tried hooking up with Syndra but all she wanted was to play with my balls,
I ditched her to bone Sona, she won't be singing with those sore jaws.

^^ its there