"A rework?! This is the best thing to happen to me!"

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Peach Goddess

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03-08-2013

Attachment 631110“Oh, Karma…”

Attachment 631112“What?”

Attachment 631110“Don’t you know? I figured you of all champions would.”

Attachment 631112“Know what, Ashe?”

Attachment 631110“That reworks never end well.”

Attachment 631114“Aye. If’n yer thinken that yew’ll be ‘scaping Davy Jones’ Locker, think agin. Harrharharhar!”

Attachment 631112"…That’s not—“

Attachment 631110“If you had paid attention while in the League you would've noticed that every champion who has gotten a visual rework has been nerfed—“

Attachment 631114“And the ones that git a new kit are hot fixed faster than a Galleon! Haha!”

Attachment 631112“You’re lying.”

Attachment 631114“Ai ain’t, matey! Yew better enjoy yer fame while it lasts.”

Attachment 631112“But what about Soraka? She wasn’t nerfed after her rework—“

Attachment 631117“Actually I was nerfed several consecutive patches BEFORE my rework. My starcall got a mana increase; my global heal cd got lengthed by about 30 seconds; I cannot even cast infuse on myself to gain mana anymore…”

Attachment 631112“Really—“

Attachment 631118“And then to RUB it in my FACE I get a new look AND a skin AFTER I am thrown into the DUMPS?!? WHAT KIND OF TWISTED TORTURE ARE THE STARS SUBJECTING ME TO—“

Attachment 631119“Shh. There, there. I have some safe Zaun sedation for you. Let’s go back to the institution.”

Attachment 631112*gulp* “H-has she always been like that?”

Attachment 631110“It’s gotten worse after a new skin for her was announced.”

Attachment 631112“Well, she’s the only support who’s gotten a skin after her heavy nerfs, right?”

Attachment 631122“No. I am a victim as well.”

Attachment 631112“Janna! Is that you?”

Attachment 631123“I have been abused by Morello for much more than $2.95 a minute. Whenever he wanted to take a whack at me with his nerfbat, he did. He had earned so much money he decided to make my next new skin FREE if people achieved high rankings in the League.”

Attachment 631135“I have something to say as well. Morello thinks I am a balanced champion. If I’m so balanced, why do the other champions find it acceptable to make fun of me and my kit, and how they’ve gotten tournament usage while I have not?”

Attachment 631120“Just the luck of the draw.”

Attachment 631112“You do seem to have quite the luck, Twisted Fate.”

Attachment 631120“I would say that, but, it seems my luck has run out.”

Attachment 631112“Why’s that?”

Attachment 631120“Well, when I got my visual upgrade, I thought that perhaps my Magnificant Twisted Fate skin would get to live up to its name.”

Attachment 631112“And?”

Attachment 631120“…”

Attachment 631112“Is something wrong?”

Attachment 631121“I’ll TELL you what’s wrong! They filled me with empty promises! They raised my hopes, only to crush them into the gutters! It’s why I don’t trust anyone but myself anymore.”

Attachment 631125“I’ve always kept the saying, ‘Justice comes on swift wings’. But is this right? To rework and remake a champion such as myself, redoing my passive four times over the course of my time here, and finally removing my damage amplification on my slowing spell, Reckoning, and my magic resist per level that I hold so closely?”

Attachment 631127“Yes.”

Attachment 631126“WHY YOU LITTLE—”




**One angelic fight later**




Attachment 631114“Good ol’ sisters.”

Attachment 631112“You seem to be the only one who doesn’t mind having a rework. Is it really as bad as they say?”

Attachment 631114“Naw. Ai don’t mind a bit that Ai’m so outclassed Ai’m not even worth picken anymoar. Ai grow my beard out longarr and longarr to show my toughness!”

Attachment 631112“Is that the only reason?”

Attachment 631114“Aye matey…Although it does have one’nother purpose.”

Attachment 631112“?”

Attachment 631115“Ai…Ai grow my beard out so Ai can use it to hide mah tears. Bawhawhawwww!”

Attachment 631112“Ahh…Umm…Oof! What did I just trip on?”

Attachment 631124*Meeeooowww*

Attachment 631112“Is that a cat? It’s so tin—WHAT A MINUTE! That’s Nidalee!”

Attachment 631110“Yup. After Morello was done with her, her body was crippled. She lost her armor and magic resist bonus. Now she can’t get tanky.”

Attachment 631112“Why is all this happening? It’s not right—“

Attachment 631128“Who’s idea was it to rework Kat? *Beat* *bonk* Bam bam* She’s too difficult to break!”

Attachment 631129“…Heeeeelllppp meeeeeee…”

Attachment 631112“O.O”

Attachment 631130“You wanna rework too? It’ll be fun!”

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Evelynn confronts Morello on 4
What really happened to Janna on 7


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Elezra

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03-08-2013

=]


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Potato404

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03-08-2013

love these keep em coming


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Bat Fetcher

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03-08-2013

cool


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AllTimeLoww

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03-08-2013

Well new Karma has to be better than the current Karma anyways...even if she does get nerfed afterwards it'll still be better than her current state lol


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DMVz

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03-08-2013

Brilliant.


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BlueQuail

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03-08-2013

Seemslegit


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o Invis o

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03-08-2013

tl;dr


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A Moist Crevice

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03-08-2013

That Annie face...


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IchibanNoodle

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03-08-2013

1000/10
the best.


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