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"Hey guys, I'm BotRK! Apparently I'm OP now!"

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silenthunt

Senior Member

03-06-2013

Part 2 has been released, go read it now! (http://na.leagueoflegends.com/board/showthread.php?p=36021532#post36021532)

629046 “Wow, this is great! I got buffed and now practically everyone buys me! I feel so popular!”

629070 “Yeah, enjoy it kid. You’ve got one patch until they nerf you, maybe two if you’re lucky.”

629046 “Aw man, really?”

629070 “Yeah, it was two patches until they nerfed me. Warmog’s as well. Seems to be a lot of people complaining about you though, you may not be so lucky”.

629046 “Jeez, that kinda sucks. Maybe it won’t be so bad, I mean the only reason everyone’s using me is cos health is so popular, maybe after a week or so people will learn to buy Randuin’s 629064 more and then I’ll--“

629076 “LOL they just hotfixed you”

629046 “What?!”

629070 “LOL omg that was fast, you didn’t even last a week!”

629081

629076 “Talk about your fifteen minutes of fame huh? It’s alright kid, I didn’t last that long either. People complained about me for so long, they nerfed me even further even while all the pros were spamming Locket of the Iron Solari 629055 and Runic Bulwark 629068 in tournaments.”

629046 *sniff* “It’s okay, I trust Xypherous, he works hard. I’m sure if we get overnerfed he’ll re-tune us so that we can still be viable.”








---Meanwhile at Riot HQ---

629078 “F*** IT THIS IS TOO HARD, FIRST BC THEN WARMOGS NOW BOTRK, I’LL JUST RE-BUFF AND RE-RELEASE EVERY SINGLE ITEM TO WHEN THEY WERE STUPIDLY OP”

---Next Patch---








629046 “Hey guys look, they reverted my nerf! I guess they changed their minds, huh?”

629070 “Never mind you, look at me! They reverted my nerfs too, my flat armor penetration isn’t even unique anymore!”

629076 “Omg jealouuuuuuus, they reverted my nerfs too, and since everyone’s gonna be stacking you again I guess I’ll be more popular than ever! But seriously, what is Riot thinking? I mean, your passive is non-unique now? What gives?”

629046 “Lord almighty, what happened here?! There’s burnt pieces of flesh and blood everywhere, what a massacre! What unholy force could have done this?”

629070 “Oh dear god in heaven. Guys, look over there.”








629069 629069 629069 629048 629069 629069 629069 “DEMACIAAAAAAAAAAA‼‼!”



629046 “Good grief! Why is Garen stacking all those Sunfire Capes? How terribly inefficient!”

629070 “Oh, right. You weren’t here to see this before, kid. Sunfire Cape used to have a non-unique passive, so champions like Garen could stack it to become unkillable while doing tons of damage. And you thought Warmog’s was bad.”

629046 “Whoa, that’s pretty crazy. But that’s fine cos I was designed to counter high health! You and I just have to work together with Last Whisper 629085, we’ll take these guys down in no time--“








629061 629061 629061 629054 629058 *dodge* *dodge**dodge**dodge**dodge**dodge* *dodge*



629046 “WHAT IN THE NAME OF HELL IS THIS BLACK MAGIC”

629076 “Oh yeah, there used to be this thing called ‘Dodge’ in the game. Phantom Dancer was pretty insane back then. Don’t even get me started on pre-nerf Jax stacking Phantom Dancers, that crazy mother could dodge the fountain laser.”

629047 “Step aside honey buns, let the REAL health counter do its work.”

629046 “Deathfire Grasp? What do you mean the REAL health counter? Your active deals the same amount of damage as mine!”

629047 “That’s the nerfed me. The old me dealt 25% of your current health + 4% per 100 AP. Evelynn 629086 could build AP and two-shot squishies LOL.

629065 “Pfft, amateur.”

629047 “Who the hell are you?”

629065 “Don’t you recognize me? I’m you, pre-pre-nerf DFG. When a champion deals spell damage I immediately deal 10% of your current health in damage, and that’s not even reduced for DoTs. You think Teemo’s 629087 OP with Liandry’s Torment 629088? Think again.”

629082 “Come here for a second”

629083 “You have slain an enemy”

629076 “WHAT IS HAPPENIIIIIIIIIINGGGGGGGG”

629070 “Oh my god! They killed Warmog’s!”

629046 “You bastards!”

629070 “Something is seriously wrong with League of Legends. It’s like they’ve reverted every single nerf for every god forsaken OP item ever released in this game!”

629046 “Good heavens, that Vlad 629090 stacking Hextech Revolvers 629051 just healed back to full from one minion wave!”

629070 “Hey, is that…? No way…”








629052



629075 *gasp* "COULD IT BE?”

629052 “Hey there sexy, looking for a good time?”

629075 “COME HERE MY PRECIOUS”

629057 “LOL JOKES" *removes Innervating Locket*

629074 629071 629073 629045 629062 “Fak u Moarjello”

629046 “****, that Jax 629054 from before is stacking Hextech Gunblades 629050 now. The horror.”

629070 “Good grief, Heart of Gold 629049 is back! With armor and non-unique Gp10 and everything!”

629079 “Whatup dawg”

629046 “What the hell are you?”

629079 “I’m Rabadon’s mother-lovin’ Deathcap 629091 and Zhonya’s sexy-as Hourglass figure 629092 in one magnificent package, fool.”

629093 “<3”

629046 “Who ever thought this was a good idea?”

629070 “Oh hey look, those items got their nerfs reverted too…”








---Meanwhile at Riot HQ---

629057 “Xypherous you fool! You reverted the nerfs on Trinity Force 629072 and Wit’s End 629077 ?! Do you realize what you’ve done? YOU’VE BUFFED IRELIA! 629053 HOLD STILL WHILE I SMITE 629094 THEE!”



629063 “DON’T TOUCH XYPH MORELLO HE BUFFED MY TRINITY FORCE, TONS OF DAMAGE‼!”



629078 “ARGHHH RIVEN ORIANNA RENEKTON LULU 629067 629060 629066 629056

BY YOUR OP POWERS COMBINED I AM CAPTAIN PLANET” 629059


629057 629063 629078 “YARGHHHHHHHHHHHH”

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629080 “Hai guise great to be back - wow what the hell happened here?”

>>>Mini Update: Xin & Teemo (http://na.leagueoflegends.com/board/showthread.php?p=35347483&posted=1#post35347483)<<<

629059 Yaaaay 2000 upvotes, I love you guise.
Keep this bumped and upvote!


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Frostnight

Senior Member

03-06-2013

I have read the most awesome thing ever.


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0xiDIzE

Member

03-06-2013

Lawlz.


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MurderDeathSquad

Senior Member

03-06-2013

the good ol days


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TrufflePigg

Senior Member

03-06-2013

lol


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Junpei Tenmyouji

Senior Member

03-06-2013

i'm crying

send help


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Talamare

Senior Member

03-06-2013

Epic

DFG 2 shot?
How about 1 shot?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XfBc-kbHzOM


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AA247

Senior Member

03-06-2013

op forgot the part where madreds used to stack. Get two and you could instagib anyone with WW ult.


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ecneregilleb

Senior Member

03-06-2013

Epic


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Tails66

Recruiter

03-06-2013

lol and people whining about Season 3 seem to have forgotten the old op things.

This thread is awesome lol.