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It's Cold and Snowing Outside. You here a Knock on the Door and It's Teemo.

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Cards and Dice

Senior Member

02-24-2013

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Call Ziggs over to exterminate him on the spot.


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Rykaal

Senior Member

02-25-2013

I'd be surprised he made it past all the bear traps and laser turrets I had set up on the front lawn. Then i'd shoot his face off with a shotgun.


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Burnout Terror

Member

02-25-2013

Finish him off with Noxian Guillotine.


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SephirothWontDie

Recruiter

02-25-2013

Take him in, care for him, and cuddle him. Who else can say they have a pet that poisons burglars and sets up free traps?


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Ryitpls

Recruiter

02-26-2013

Quote:
NotBuzzJack:
Steam + Lightning + Arcane + Lightning

+1 for anyone who gets the reference.

ah...magicka


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Mantam

Member

02-26-2013

"I won't kill you Teemo...
but I don't have to save you either."
Slam the door shut and move on with my life.


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Holocaust

Senior Member

02-26-2013

Eat him.


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General Stinky

Senior Member

02-26-2013

offer him mushrooms >: )


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Chawy

Member

02-27-2013

stuff all his mushrooms in his mouth and shove him into the snow


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Pyromania99

Senior Member

02-27-2013

Feed him candy and fatten him up. Then proceed to treat him like Hansel.