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"I see you use that bird of yours to scout, Quinn."

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The Logolept

Junior Member

02-25-2013

Quote:
VĂ«geta:
@Riot -

Stop laughing and fix Ashe. That is all.

Lol. Yes. Agreed.


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The Logolept

Junior Member

02-25-2013

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rathy Aro:
This is reportable.


If anyone reported a player for typing a leet'd "Xbox 360 No Scope Headshot!" cat-call of sorts into the all chat, they deserved to be shot by that. It's equally as childish as the initial call if not more, and literally benefits no one... o.O

#BandWagonRiding - I will now call out, "YY360DR0pSh0TTdz," whenever I land it. Which shall be often.


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Peach Goddess

Senior Member

02-25-2013

623706"I can't believe it hasn't even been a week since people started making fun of me. Everywhere I look I see people laughing. Maybe--FINALLY--a Rioter will have something worthwhile to contribu--"

623707"LOL"

623700"+1. Laughed my mask off!"

623706"..."

623701"Great read! Would read again!"

623706"Read? Wtf...?"

623699"Erratic typing...Can hardly sit in my chair hawhawhaw!"

623709 "What's a chair? The floor has been my seat for the past 5 hours."
Phreak

623704 "Ahahahaha! So funny!"
Griftrix

623723"xDDDDD"
Xelnath

623712"WHY ARE TEARS COMING OUT OF MY EYES?"
Riot DudeBro

623706"Wait--did you guys even comment on my thread?!"

623708"Burning so many calories right now, can't even hold my arms up to type!"
Morello

623705 "Haha so this is how Freljordians can fit in bikinis. GENIUS! Thanks Ashe!"
Ricklessabandon

623710


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Zyquux

Senior Member

02-25-2013

I wish I was funny and/or creative enough to contribute to this thread.

Instead, I propose the creation of Thread of the Year for the sole purpose of giving it to this thread.

My Deathcap is off to you, Peach Goddess.


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Discpled

Senior Member

02-25-2013

I'll leave this SivHD video about ashe here...
http://youtu.be/hXQSjMVa2D8


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Peach Goddess

Senior Member

02-25-2013

Quote:
Discpled:
I'll leave this SivHD video about ashe here...
http://youtu.be/hXQSjMVa2D8


Oh man, all Ashe supporters need to see this! I'll put it on the front

Thanks for the share.


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nglcpyro

Senior Member

02-25-2013

624034"Hi Ashe... Got a minute? Just finished getting my splash art portrait done."

624033"Go away! Thanks to you, I'm the laughing stock of this entire game. I wish you had never joined."

624034"About that... Valor and I are here to formally apologise for what we said. We had no intention of this ever blowing out of proportion to how it is now. As a Demacian, what I did was underhanded to the point where a complete stranger would think I was from Noxus. Not telling her Teemo is part of the reason I'm here in the first place after the tip off he gave me."

624033"Sniff... That still doesn't change a thing. The damage is done and there's nothing you can do to ever fix it."

624034"Actually, I'm been talking with the High Summoners to see if I can change a few things before I officially join the league to help you out."

624032"What do you mean?"

624034"You already know during a match we.. I mean I will be referred to as "Quinn" as "Quinn and Valor" was causing too much trouble. Additionally as our partnership was of equal footing unlike all other partnered champions, Valor is willing to limit what he can do. Still finding a balance so it might take awhile."

624032" ..... "

624034"We're also willing to teach you some techniques we picked up of the years to improve your Hawkshot. We can improve the range, sight duration and ability to have an additional effect. I'm negotiating to have the passive gold gain scale with levels somehow. Not exactly sure how, but we'll find a way"

624032" ..."

624034"Finally and most importantly after browsing fan forums on the BlitzNet and with the support of Jarvan IV, your passive will be "swapped" with Talon's. We know you insisted on a similar technique when you initially joined, but the High Summoners deemed it too powerful so you were forced to use your silly current one *SQUARK* Oh yes, Valor reminded me the icing on the cake. You'll be receiving the Season 3 Championship skin!"

624032" .. Quinn ... I don't know what to say except thank you so much! What you and Valor are doing really means a lot. Nobody's ever done this much for me before. What can I ever do to thank you?"

624041"YOU CAN WAKE UP."

624032"You can speak Valor?! Wait...what do you mean wake up?"

624031"Ashe! The next match is going to start and you fell asleep again. Starting to get worried all this negative attention is affecting you."

624032"Oh.. thanks Anivia. I was just having the most wonderful dream. If only it was real..."

(If you don't get the Teemo part, check page 48 and connect the dots. At least in dreams Ashe can be happy )


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Zorasama

Senior Member

02-25-2013

^
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I.......I...cried


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FingFuzzball

Senior Member

02-25-2013

Quote:
nglcpyro:
624034"Hi Ashe... Got a minute? Just finished getting my splash art portrait done."

624033"Go away! Thanks to you, I'm the laughing stock of this entire game. I wish you had never joined."

624034"About that... Valor and I are here to formally apologise for what we said. We had no intention of this ever blowing out of proportion to how it is now. As a Demacian, what I did was underhanded to the point where a complete stranger would think I was from Noxus. Not telling her Teemo is part of the reason I'm here in the first place after the tip off he gave me."

624033"Sniff... That still doesn't change a thing. The damage is done and there's nothing you can do to ever fix it."

624034"Actually, I'm been talking with the High Summoners to see if I can change a few things before I officially join the league to help you out."

624032"What do you mean?"

624034"You already know during a match we.. I mean I will be referred to as "Quinn" as "Quinn and Valor" was causing too much trouble. Additionally as our partnership was of equal footing unlike all other partnered champions, Valor is willing to limit what he can do. Still finding a balance so it might take awhile."

624032" ..... "

624034"We're also willing to teach you some techniques we picked up of the years to improve your Hawkshot. We can improve the range, sight duration and ability to have an additional effect. I'm negotiating to have the passive gold gain scale with levels somehow. Not exactly sure how, but we'll find a way"

624032" ..."

624034"Finally and most importantly after browsing fan forums on the BlitzNet and with the support of Jarvan IV, your passive will be "swapped" with Talon's. We know you insisted on a similar technique when you initially joined, but the High Summoners deemed it too powerful so you were forced to use your silly current one *SQUARK* Oh yes, Valor reminded me the icing on the cake. You'll be receiving the Season 3 Championship skin!"

624032" .. Quinn ... I don't know what to say except thank you so much! What you and Valor are doing really means a lot. Nobody's ever done this much for me before. What can I ever do to thank you?"

624041"YOU CAN WAKE UP."

624032"You can speak Valor?! Wait...what do you mean wake up?"

624031"Ashe! The next match is going to start and you fell asleep again. Starting to get worried all this negative attention is affecting you."

624032"Oh.. thanks Anivia. I was just having the most wonderful dream. If only it was real..."

(If you don't get the Teemo part, check page 48 and connect the dots. At least in dreams Ashe can be happy )

Reminds me of the Futurama episode where Leela got stung by the space bee and thought SHE was the one who was alive and well, while Fry was dead. And Fry would appear to her every night and ask her to wake up.


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StrayBalloon

Senior Member

02-25-2013

Why isn't this still on the top of the threads......


Riot should honor this legendary thread with a "Depressed Ashe" skin. Complete with animated tears flowing off her face during the match.