"I see you use that bird of yours to scout, Quinn."

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Scar Mortico

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02-21-2013

I'm gonna favorite this thread. This is pure gold!


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Dr Cat

Senior Member

02-21-2013

Attachment 620922 I am TOO useful...*sniffle*... I'll show them...*sob*
Attachment 620914 Hey you, I could use your help.
Attachment 620917 Really? You need MY help? Okay, sure!
Attachment 620914 Alright who-ever-you-are, when I say go, we rush in and slay Baron Nashor.
Attachment 620917 You want ME to help kill Baron? But even with all my items I still don't do any damage.
Attachment 620914Yea, whatever. Ready? GO!


Attachment 620921 Blarghharblargh!
Attachment 620917 HYAAAAA!
Attachment 620918 'tink'....
Attachment 620980 ..
Attachment 621026......AAAHAHAHHHAHAHAHA
Attachment 620917 Hey, stop laughing! Grr.. Eat THIS!
Attachment 620919.... 'fluff' 'soft' 'ahh..'
Attachment 620982. GHAHAHAHHHAHAHA..

Attachment 620917 OH YEA, WELL...WELL..
Attachment 620920 HAWKSHOT!

Attachment 620982HAHAHAHAHAHAHA...
Attachment 621015.. X.X

Attachment 620914 Thank you ugly hag!
Attachment 620922..


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ThePropheticDuck

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02-21-2013

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Originally Posted by Sephtis View Post
Attachment 619572"I've actually been picked for a game?! YES! I can't wait to get out there and farm up some CS. Who's my support?"

Attachment 619573"Actually...you are MY support. See, the summoner's have been talking, they think Quinn made some good points. You really are outmatched, outclassed, and bring nothing to the game but kite."

Attachment 619572"I'm to support you?! What are you talking about, how could you possibly be our teams ADC?"

Attachment 619573"Well, I have a better slow than you, I can provide vision of my target so I don't lose him in the brush, I cannot miss with said vision, and it doubles as a shield. I have hard CC on a much lower cooldown than your ult, since it's a normal spell, And If I do not need the cc, It acts as a movespeed steroid and increases the power of my abilities. And my Ult grants me extra health, an aoe slow, and an aoe knockup.

Attachment 619572"But...my hawkshot gives me gold and the vision is aoe?"

Attachment 619573"So? that gold you get, is a pitiful 1 gold per minion, tf provides more from level 1. to the whole team. That's his passive."

Attachment 619572"Well, my passive gives me a free crit when I get in lane."

Attachment 619573"Your passive is worthless. Mine however grants me somthing you sorely lack. A damage steroid. AH hahaaa haa haahaa haaa!"

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I just read a reported game like this.

Ashe [00:02:46] lulu
Ashe [00:02:52] support dont take my farm
Lulu [00:02:59] im not support

Ashe [00:08:36] ...
Lulu [00:08:40] bad ashe is bad

Lulu [00:18:21] 0/2 ashe
Ashe [00:18:29] cause U WONT ****IN SUPPORT ME
Ashe [00:18:32] TAKE MY FARM
Lulu [00:18:33] lol
Ashe [00:19:12] **** u lulu
Lulu [00:19:25] lulu so bad
Ashe [00:19:57] took my damn role u *******
Lulu [00:20:06] becasue you are bad
Ashe [00:20:14] cause u wont support me
Lulu [00:20:20] cus you are bad
Ashe [00:20:22] ksed me twice already
Lulu [00:20:45] LOL BS
Lulu [00:21:09] ashe is bad
Ashe [00:21:20] w/e
Ashe [00:21:27] u stole my role nouogh said
Lulu [00:21:32] lol
Lulu [00:21:33] bad

I have no face for this.


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Just A Game Brah

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02-21-2013

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Originally Posted by Trolosaurus View Post
On the bright side, they are buffing her next patch
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Attachment 620990

The current version of PBE has some heavy modifications to these character's attack speed per level statistics.

Vayne: 3.1% --> 4.5% ASPD / Level
Tristana: 3.01% --> 4.5% ASPD / Level
Ashe: 3.1% --> 4% ASPD / Level

The goal of this change is mostly to fulfill the basic promise of Vayne / Tristana. At level 18, these characters are supposed to absolutely destroy the enemy team - so long as you can get them there. They are, along with Kog'maw, some of the truest ranged carries in League of Legends at the moment.

However, with the decrease in power from itemization - these characters are suffering from a mid-game slump and a farming slump - thus power in their levels seemed to make sense for addressing their basic curve. This change basically ensures the power level of these traditionally weaker early-game carries for guaranteed power late game.

As for Ashe, she's kind of the ultimate late game utility/kite carry - thus the attack speed here is mostly so that she is always able to fulfill her role as kiting carry. Attack speed is a major factor in being able to "orb-walk" to poorly use DoTA Jargon (Attack Move fluidity, roughly).
Attachment 620991"Yes! It's finally my time to shine~~~!! THANK YOU Xypherous!"
Attachment 621006Attachment 621007"You guys know why Ashe is crying?"
Attachment 620995Attachment 620996"I don't know. Age is a sensitive topic lately. She cries every time I taunt her."
Attachment 620993Attachment 620994"Maybe she heard that she will not be included in Riot's next game, the League of Draaaaaven."
Attachment 620999Attachment 621000"Bluarrrrrrgh!"
Attachment 620997Attachment 620998"I just saw her crying a few hours ago in the middle of Jarvan's cataclysm. Now she's at it AGAIN?"
Attachment 621001Attachment 621002"I think it's because nobody wants to duo with her."
Attachment 621004Attachment 621005"Poor woman. I hope I don't live to her old age."
Attachment 621008Attachment 621009Attachment 621010Attachment 621011"What are we talking about here?"
Attachment 620993Attachment 620995Attachment 620997Attachment 620999Attachment 621001Attachment 621004Attachment 621006"None of your business! Get back to your lane!"
Attachment 621013Attachment 621014"Hey guys! What did I miss?"
Attachment 620993Attachment 620995Attachment 620997Attachment 620999Attachment 621001Attachment 621004Attachment 621006"There's that little bugger! Get him!"
Attachment 620991"..."

EDIT:

Attachment 621065Attachment 621066"Where did everyone go?"
Attachment 620991"WAAAAAAHHHHHH~~~~"


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report me son

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02-21-2013

lol this is so funny


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Bewm Hedshawt

Senior Member

02-21-2013

Attachment 621090 I got top.
Attachment 621092 MUNDO!
Attachment 621093 He means jungle. I'm mid.
Attachment 621095 I will support. Truly. Now we need an adc.
Attachment 621088 Hey I can be your adc.
Attachment 621093 Anybody know an adc we can ask?
Attachment 621088 But I said...
Attachment 621090 Time is running out, we need someone.
Attachment 621092 MUNDO!
Attachment 621093 Oh ffs... seriously.
Attachment 621088 If you just gimme...
Attachment 621091 Hey guys you need some help?
Attachment 621090 Mmm, wrong game, bad resolu... Screw it, you're in kid!
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Yami arashi

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02-21-2013

Bump for awesomeness XDD


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Footie 117

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02-21-2013

rofl this is AWESOME


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En Sabah Noor

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02-21-2013

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Originally Posted by Ask Tyrant Swain View Post
That gave me an idea.

Que music!
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Simply epic my man! +1

Also, to add effect I listened to Kickapoo while I read your post.


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The Stone Fist

Senior Member

02-21-2013

oh ashe you will still remain one of my favorite AD Carries right behind Draven, Vayne, Kog'maw, Ezreal, Graves ...