"I see you use that bird of yours to scout, Quinn."

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Lysithix

Senior Member

02-21-2013

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Originally Posted by Deafiler View Post
You're joking, right? Sona has low damage, low range, and no escape. Ashe can at least slow you forever, Sona needs to burn three spells and can only do it once every 4-8 seconds.

One spell does not a carry make, especially considering Ashe's works from any range, has a lower cooldown, and lasts longer.
Attack Damage and Ability Power "Steroid" with Q aura, Innate sustain with W, E for movement speed, not to mention the different passive procs: Q for massive damage, W to help with close trades, and E to slow. Crescendo is just icing on the AD Sona cake.


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Lysithix

Senior Member

02-21-2013

...Is it bad that I find more success playing Ashe as AP-On Hit than AD? Using Malady, Nashor's Tooth, etc.?


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Vuther

Senior Member

02-21-2013

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Originally Posted by Deafiler View Post
Sona has...low range
Actually, her autoattack range is the same as the most common autoattack range out of all ranged carries.


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goga

Junior Member

02-21-2013

Poor Ashe... But this thread LOLOLOLOL~~ Still Ashe is my favorite champ. Riot make her more OP plz!


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DragonFodder

Junior Member

02-21-2013

best thread
ever


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goga

Junior Member

02-21-2013

Poor Ashe but... epic thread!


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Fiova

Senior Member

02-21-2013

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hXQSjMVa2D8

ASHE HD ahaha


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FeiXue

Senior Member

02-21-2013

awww poor ashe xD


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Ask Tyrant Swain

Member

02-21-2013

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Originally Posted by ManDudeMcDudeman View Post
Attachment 620577 God, can you hear me? It's Ashe. Kill me now, please.

Attachment 620582 WHEN THERE'S LIGHTNING, YOU KNOW IT ALWAYS BRINGS ME DOWN!

Attachment 620577 Ronnie James Dio?

Attachment 620582 God's busy, so I figured I'd help you out. What's wrong?

Attachment 620577 Well, my life's basically falling apart. I'm outclassed, my husband doesn't love me, other carries do what I do, only better...

Attachment 620582 Owch.

Attachment 620577 Yeah. So yeah, I was thinking if you could just end it all now for me...

Attachment 620582 Come on, Ashe. There's plenty of things in life worth living for.

Attachment 620577 Like...?

Attachment 620582 Well, you've got a family, right?

Attachment 620577 My sister hates me.

Attachment 620589 It's true.

Attachment 620582 Oh... Well then. Have you considered other career choices? Like being a cook or something?

Attachment 620577 I guess I could be a teacher... I like kids.

Attachment 620582 See? There's hope for you yet!

Attachment 620577 Thanks, Dio!

Attachment 620582 Any time.






*Sometime later...*






Attachment 620591 Have you seen my bear Tibbers?

Attachment 620592
That gave me an idea.

Que music!
__________________________________________________ _______________________
(the narrator)
A long ass ****ing time ago, in a land called Valoran,
there lived humblen archer, and she was really sad.

*Trynd, Sejuani and Volibear sit at the table, praying to Morello*

Because she didn't know how to be the best in the land.
Her name was Ashe, the Frost Archer, and she refused to step in line,
a vision she did see of ****ing kiting all the time.
She bought some AD items, and the pick orders did align.

*Ashe jumps into the room and starts singing.*
Attachment 620631
Oh, Shyvana's **** were blazing as I stepped into her lane,
Then I split her ****ing butt cheeks with my long and Avarice Blade.
Twas I who ****ed the dragon, **** a ward, sing **** Lulu,
And if you try to chase me down I will kite you too.
Gotta use my ult in your base.
I gots to shoot arrows in your face.

*Trynd stand up and takes off his Giant's Belt*

Gotta stun the ho so my team can engage.
Gotta sell my IE for a Phage.

*Trynd grabs Ashe and takes her to her room. He drops Ashe on her bed and starts deleting her forum accounts*

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You disobeyed my lane calls, wife. Why were you ever picked?
Ez is ten times better than you, he gets picked in tournaments.
These guides that you follow suck, and so does Mobafare,
all the people who write there are scrubs from ELO hell.
You become an useless noob, IronStylus will make all skins,
He will overbuff his ladies, and chaos it will bring.
You better watch the calls, you're last pick.
Won't play support? You're banned for a week.
Don't let me hear you cry, I'm going AP.
You gotta praise Morello when in my team.

*Trynd shuts the door behind him, revealing that he forgot to delete one of Ashe's forum accounts. She logged in immediately to go to QQ on DG*

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Jessie Perring can you hear me, I am lost and so alone.
I am asking for your guides, would you send them to my phone?
I need a good pro player to teach me how to carry games,
Tryndamere thinks you suck, but that's just cause he's a gay.
Unconventional picks are not Zileas' work,
they often win me close games.
I'll never get picked as long as I'm stuck here with Tryndamere.

*Jessie Perring replies to her thread*
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I hear you brave young Ashe,you are hungry for the wins,
But to learn how to carry, you must buy all your skins.
Escape Tryndamere's W and his stupid AP E,
On a journey you must go to find the Challenger Tier.
In the League of rising pros, where tournaments meet ranked play,
you will find a good support, and form the world's strongest lane.
To find fame like Miss Fortune, through many Leagues you must pass,
You will face endless noobs. Now go and kick some AAAAAAAAS!

(the narrator again)
So she bailed from ****ing ELO hell with no items in her slots,
and she journeyed far and wide to learn from all the pros.
But in the end she knew she would find that suppo-OOOO-OOOOOOOOOOOOOORT
AAAAAAA DDDDD CA-CA-CARRYYYYY

(and for those that have no idea about the reference
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hvvjiE4AdUI)


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Ozlin

Senior Member

02-21-2013

peach goddess where? peach goddess posts would blow these out of the water...