This thread has me in tears. I cannot stop laughing XD
This is the best!! I wish I could give more than 1 +1
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this is genius.
There are not enough upvotes on the Internet for this thread.
Attachment 619901Ahri! I finally found you!
Attachment 619894Hi Ashe. What's up?
Attachment 619901Ahri, I don't know how else to say this, but.... could you please stop ****ing my husband.
Attachment 619894Gosh, you're the tenth woman to ask me this today... which guy is he again?
Attachment 619901He's Tryndamere!
Attachment 619894Oh, him. Fine, you can have him.
Attachment 619901Just like that?? Why did you even mess with him in the first place??
Attachment 619894*shrugs* I seduce men. It's what I do.
Attachment 619901All you're doing is embarrassing the poor wives of those men! You're nothing but a dirty filthy *****!
Attachment 619894Oh, Ashe, we're all *****s, not just me...
Attachment 619901Speak for yourself, you push-up-bra-wearing tramp!
Attachment 619894Oh really? What do you call it when a summoner purchases you and then uses you for whatever he wants?
Attachment 619901What does that... well... I mean... when you put it that way...
Attachment 619894It's so cute how naive you are for an old woman!
Attachment 619901I'M NOT OLD. And I'm not a *****!
Attachment 619894Sorry, Ashe, you're a ***** just like me. And since you cost only 450 IP, you're a cheap ***** at that. At least I'm an expensive ***** at 6300 IP.
Attachment 619901I... I'm not... I'm not a *****...
Attachment 619894As a matter of fact, the only reason people buy you is because they want to try out their first ADC and you happen to be the cheapest one! Once they become more experienced, they move on to bigger and better things like me!
Attachment 619902*curled up in a corner holding her knees to her chest* I am not a cheap *****... I am not a cheap *****... I am not a cheap *****...
Attachment 619896Whoa, Ashe is only 450 IP? Even I can afford her, and I only play Coop vs Ai!
Attachment 619901Ewww, get away from me, you icky cretin!
Attachment 619896Muhahaha, Ashe, just you wait! Two nights of IP grinding, and then you belong to ME, baby!
Attachment 619901Oh god someone please help me, someone else buy me before he does!!!
Attachment 619895What's all this fuss about?
Attachment 619895Oh, it's just Ashe.
Attachment 619901I know we don't love each other, but you're still my husband! Please buy me before Trundle does!
Attachment 619895I can't. I spent all my money on Valentine's gifts for Ahri.
Attachment 619901**** you, you cheating scumbag weaboo furry-loving freak!
Attachment 619897Wait, 130 pounds of human flesh for only 450 IP?? None of the local supermarkets can beat that price!
Attachment 619898Mmm, fresh meat!
Attachment 619899Kogmaw only need today win bonus for 450 ip!
Attachment 619902Oh god, help! HELP ME SOMEONE PLEASE!! Is there no knight in shining armor who can save me??
Attachment 620005Let's be friends forever!
Attachment 619901Preferably someone who isn't underage?
Attachment 619900Move back from her, you filthy mongrels, or I shall slay you where you stand!
Attachment 619896WTF, we're just exercising our right to capitalism! You damn communist!
Attachment 619901OMG, it's Xin! You really do care for me, Xin! I am so happy! <3
Attachment 619900Of course I care for your well-being! Albinos are an endangered species, are they not! And Demacia enforces the protection of endangered species!
Attachment 619901... I'm not an albino... I'm Frejlordian...
Attachment 619900Oh? Hmmm. *Xin checks a list in his hands* I don't see Frejlordian listed as an endangered species... sorry, I can't protect you...
Attachment 619896Attachment 619899Attachment 619897Attachment 619898All right!
Attachment 619901Wait! I'm sorry, I was mistaken! I am... I am an albino...
Attachment 619900Ah, I see! Well then! *Xin scoops her up onto his horse with him* In that case, let us depart for safer lands, shall we?
Attachment 619902The things I do for love...
Stop laughing and fix Ashe. That is all.
This thread is amazing and hilarious! XD
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