*warring xin zhao rides in on a beautiful white horse*
. Attachment 618876 *thinks to herself* "OMG, he is so hot! Could he be my knight in shining armor?? Attachment 618873 Hello there, milady. How are you today? Attachment 618876 Why, I do declare! I am doing quite well, my kind and handsome sir! Thank you so terribly much for your concern! Attachment 618873 Think nothing of it, milady! As a heroic Demacian, I must always look out for the welfare of the elderly! Attachment 618876 Wut. I'm not old. Attachment 618873 Oh, pardon me, I lost my tongue for a moment there! How dare I address the age of an older woman! Where are my manners? My sincerest apologies! Attachment 618876 But... I'm not old! I'm young! Attachment 618873 But... your hair... it's all white... Attachment 618876 It's not because of old age! It's genetic! Attachment 618873 Ah, I see! You are an albino! Attachment 618876 I'M NOT AN ALBINO! I'm a healthy fertile young woman and I want your hot muscular body on top of me! Please take me now! Attachment 618873 Sorry, but I have to go **** Ahri now! Have a good afternoon, milady! Attachment 618874 WHY!! WHYYYYY!!!!