Your supermarkets will never be safe again! Beware, Bargain Hunter Rengar is loose!
He wears human clothes for camouflage! (Because everyone knows Hawaiian prints are always in season.)
Forget the hunting knife - he wields a rolled up store ad!
Instead of a bola, he chucks a shopping basket! "Slow down...and see the savings!"
Hidden passive: Everything in the store is now 1g cheaper!
Witness the Thrill of the Bargain Hunting! "Kha'Zix stole my coupons!" When he obtains the head of Kha'Zix, it turns into a Buy One, Get One Free coupon! (Only works on merchandise of 250g value or less! Expires at the end of the game.)
If you already own Rengar, you get a special 5 RP discount!
Tried my best with the picture - took over 9000 hours in MS Paint. (This is in the attachments by the way. It doesn't often work anymore.)
Come on Riot! I know it's not metal or doom and gloom, but we need something more fun! Upvotes please!
Thank you so much for the support everyone! Keep it up!
Sketch by SexualHarrasadar.
[NEW CONTENT AHEAD]
Bonetooth Necklace is a coupon book that fills as you receive kills. Upon killing Kha'Zix during the in game event, it turns into a receipt. (Thank you ArmoredProphet)
I thought it'd be fun if we changed up the quotes.
- "Paper or plastic?"
- "I smell savings."
- "Don't forget your coupon."
- "Walk the shopper's path."
- "*sniff sniff* I think I smell a two for one!"
- "To Value Mart I go."
- "Only two more on my punch card til my cutlass is free!"
- "Another coupon for my savings book."
- "Leave no bargain behind!"
- *Shelving unit of items appears* "I'll take one of these..." *Grabs an item* "And one of these..." *Takes another* "One more of these...and this one...and...RAH!!!" *After trying to grab everything he roars and destroys the unit. He then peers around slowly and returns to his standing stance.* "Sorry...the savings got to me."
- "But it was only 99 gold!"
- "I would't buy you at a thrift store!"
Upon using Battle Roar:
- "Out of my way!"
- "Buy One Get One!"
Bola Strike is a shopping basket. When empowered Rengar chucks a shopping cart.
- "Slow down...and smell the savings!"
- "Back off; it's mine!"
- "I saw it first!"
Upon using Thrill of the Hunt:
- "Black Friday at last."
- "That cost an arm and a leg!"
Upon Kha'Zix stealthing while a nearby Rengar uses Thrill of the Hunt:
- "You've cheated me for the last time."
- "Cyber Monday is a joke."
Please show your support for Online Shopper Kha'zix as well! <--- Scratch that!!!!!!
NO!! THEY GOT A RED POST BEFORE WE DID!!! GET THE WORD OUT, TROOPS! WE GOTTA GET MORE REDS!!!
Besides, they stole our coupons anyways.
Originally Posted by kiloampbanisher
You owe me one computer monitor. I keep tossing my creddit card at the screen in the hope that this skin would appear but it is not working. Your lack of initiative is to blame... no no no I know that tossing cards at a screen is how skins come out don't put the blame on me. I will be expecting a new monitor soon.
- Your's truly
Guy who used to have a monitor and almost got kicked out of the library because of your incompetence and because they don't understand how skins are released.