Zileas' List of Game Design Anti-Patterns

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ZeroKuno

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06-13-2014

Upvoted to 1337


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Galere2

Senior Member

06-13-2014

dat resurrection son
you work in dark magic
I think we should leave these magix alone bro




noob


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ItemsGuy

Senior Member

06-13-2014

Hah! I made it all the way to the end!

...What year is it?


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Frewdonist

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06-29-2014

I guess this thread is irrelevant now considering "anti-fun" burden of knowledge champions are now commonplace.


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Bad Fungus

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06-29-2014

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I guess this thread is irrelevant now considering "anti-fun" burden of knowledge champions are now commonplace.
League abandoned this pretense years ago.


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Kijitow

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06-29-2014

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I guess this thread is irrelevant now considering "anti-fun" burden of knowledge champions are now commonplace.
Yeesh, more than anything else this one seems to be thrown to the wind, eh?


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King of Bavaria

Senior Member

06-29-2014

Why does akali have enough damage to 100-0 me when she's 2-5? I mean surely u wouldn't put three dashes on a bursty champion that can go invisible.

Why can braum solo adcs?

Why does caitlyn have 650 range and two ccs one of which is her escape?

Why can eve jungle?

So how come fizz gets a free desync and blink every 8 seconds base again? I mean CLEARLY it should be either or right?

Why can't I cc Irelia but she stuns me when we both have full health?

Why can kayle ult herself?

Why does leona have 3 ccs?

Why can morgana block every cc in the game with a shield that scales with ap and only takes magic damage?

Why does rengar get to go invisible and one shot people?

Why did you give skarner a stun and two self move speed buffs?

Why is there no useful way to detect teemo shrooms?

Why does thresh get to catch people and extract them? Shouldn't it be one or the other?

Why does wukong get to go invisble and impregnate entire teams?

Why does zed's auto attack and casting animation look indistinct?

Why does ziggs auto attack and casting animation look the same?


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Frewdonist

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06-29-2014

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Originally Posted by King of Bavaria View Post
Why does akali have enough damage to 100-0 me when she's 2-5? I mean surely u wouldn't put three dashes on a bursty champion that can go invisible.

Why can braum solo adcs?

Why does caitlyn have 650 range and two ccs one of which is her escape?

Why can eve jungle?

So how come fizz gets a free desync and blink every 8 seconds base again? I mean CLEARLY it should be either or right?

Why can't I cc Irelia but she stuns me when we both have full health?

Why can kayle ult herself?

Why does leona have 3 ccs?

Why can morgana block every cc in the game with a shield that scales with ap and only takes magic damage?

Why does rengar get to go invisible and one shot people?

Why did you give skarner a stun and two self move speed buffs?

Why is there no useful way to detect teemo shrooms?

Why does thresh get to catch people and extract them? Shouldn't it be one or the other?

Why does wukong get to go invisble and impregnate entire teams?

Why does zed's auto attack and casting animation look indistinct?

Why does ziggs auto attack and casting animation look the same?
"The balance of power must be preserved."

-Kassadin, one of the most banned champions ever.


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doublelift fg

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1 Week Ago

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Originally Posted by King of Bavaria View Post
Why does akali have enough damage to 100-0 me when she's 2-5? I mean surely u wouldn't put three dashes on a bursty champion that can go invisible.

Why can braum solo adcs?

Why does caitlyn have 650 range and two ccs one of which is her escape?

Why can eve jungle?

So how come fizz gets a free desync and blink every 8 seconds base again? I mean CLEARLY it should be either or right?

Why can't I cc Irelia but she stuns me when we both have full health?

Why can kayle ult herself?

Why does leona have 3 ccs?

Why can morgana block every cc in the game with a shield that scales with ap and only takes magic damage?

Why does rengar get to go invisible and one shot people?

Why did you give skarner a stun and two self move speed buffs?

Why is there no useful way to detect teemo shrooms?

Why does thresh get to catch people and extract them? Shouldn't it be one or the other?

Why does wukong get to go invisble and impregnate entire teams?

Why does zed's auto attack and casting animation look indistinct?

Why does ziggs auto attack and casting animation look the same?
1300 upvotes to this fcking ****ty game design