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The Temple in the Mountains (Ask Vladimir)

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Dear Vlad

Member

12-20-2012

On the line between Noxus and the Tempest Flats is an unremarkable strip of mountains. Many mountain trails dot the landscape, but one particular trail holds a grisly surprise for those who dare to trek it. It is this path that leads to the crumbled temple of hemomancers, as well as where Vladimir resides. Those who dare knock on the door may be greeted with hospitality... or death.

Of course, those not brave enough to knock can simply leave a note in a clean white mailbox nestled at the beginning of the trail. While the suspiciously red painted "Vladimir" on the right side and the skull happily smiling on the top of the box may detract visitors from even approaching the mailbox, questions about the Crimson Reaper could be asked now.

(Ask away.)


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Heil Teemo

Senior Member

12-20-2012

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Dear Vlad

Champions eat breakfast.

No...

What is your champion for breakfast?

...

How did that go again?

Evelynn


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Ask Nami

Senior Member

12-20-2012

Dear Vladimir,

Why does your hair look so much like ice cream?

- Nami


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Butts

Senior Member

12-21-2012

A cloaked summoner bangs her small fist on the door of sacred temple feverishly.

Vladdy! Open up! It's important!


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Colonel qt

Senior Member

12-21-2012

A note would arrive at Vlad's door that would read.

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Dear Vladimir,

What is your breakfast of champions?


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Trynd The King

Senior Member

12-21-2012

((I think we have a Vlad))


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AskCrimsonLord

Senior Member

12-21-2012

The former crimson reaper walks in, and does all the blood&aids transfusion and stuff, from one Vlad to another, it's tradition.


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Dear Vlad

Member

12-21-2012

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Evelicious:

Dear Vlad

Champions eat breakfast.

No...

What is your champion for breakfast?

...

How did that go again?

Evelynn


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Shiek:
Dear Vladimir,

What is your breakfast of champions?



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My breakfast of champions is actually two different types of "eating", if you will. For food, I prefer two eggs sunny side up with a slice of toast and a glass of tomato juice. When it comes to life essences, I prefer a young hiker who has strayed too far from their group. Something simple is great for mornings.


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Ask Nami:
Dear Vladimir,

Why does your hair look so much like ice cream?

- Nami

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Dear Nami,
An excellent question. The whiteness of my hair is a byproduct of my learning of hemomancy. The blood, without getting too complicated, "takes" the pigments from my hair and skin. As for the shape, I use Blood of Orphans ™ hair mousse. It's rather nice looking, no?

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Butts:
A cloaked summoner bangs her small fist on the door of sacred temple feverishly.

Vladdy! Open up! It's important!


Vladimir cracks the temple door open, a white eye peering at her suspiciously, "What do you wish to inquiry me about?

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Trynd The King:
((I think we have a Vlad))

((That would be me. Aren't you Vlad to see me?))

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AskCrimsonLord:
The former crimson reaper walks in, and does all the blood&aids transfusion and stuff, from one Vlad to another, it's tradition.


The perplexed Vladimir stares at where his previous bloodlord was, shakes his head, then walks on.

(Thanks for your blessing.)


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Emerald Owl

Senior Member

12-21-2012

What's your opinion on Vladimir x Darius?


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Ask the Herald

Member

12-21-2012

Your puns are inferior.

Viktory is mine.

- Viktor