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I'll give you 975 Rp for a joke..

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SirNanders

Member

12-18-2012

Quote:
TidalTravDog:
Yorick walks into a bar
there's no counter...

Said three times before you lol


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SirNanders

Member

12-18-2012

Quote:
synrg thekmap:
so these 2 hunters go out hunting. Unfortunately theres an accident and one guy shoots another

he calls 911: "help, i shot my friend, what do i do"

"ok sir calm down, first i need you to make sure he is dead"

*bang*

"ok hes dead now what"

omg cant stop laughing


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ReverseGod

Senior Member

12-18-2012

"If there are any idiots in the room, will they please stand up" said the teacher.

After a long silence, one freshman rose to his feet.

"Now then mister, why do you consider yourself an idiot?" enquired the teacher with a sneer.

"Well, actually I don't," said the student, "but I hate to see you standing up there all by yourself.


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iKardia

Senior Member

12-18-2012

what do you call a nidalee that needs a lee sin to camp her lane?

a need-a-lee.

best. joke.world.


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AK1rby

Senior Member

12-18-2012

Oh, my joke was already said. Let us tell a true and funny story then.

I once said if somebody gifted me "Burger King" Tryndamere, I would play 10 ranked games in a row as him because it is an awful skin and I did not think anyone would spend money on it.

So here I am in the process of those 10 games, you can even check my match history. I am now on my third ranked game, jungling is a minimum wage job for our poor Tryndamere. This skin is not very good at all, his crown really is a paper Burger King birthday crown.


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Ryunden

Junior Member

12-18-2012

That moment when your about to get a penta but Sona gets the last kill.


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Poondar

Member

12-18-2012

knock knock


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SirNanders

Member

12-18-2012

Quote:
Ryunden:
That moment when your about to get a penta but Sona gets the last kill.

That's more of a sad story


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Unknown

Member

12-18-2012

You know what happened when Blitzcrank went on a date with katarina?
...He knocked her up!

Did you see Annie dance last night?
She was on fire!

You know Zilean is having a bad day when he asks you for the time.

Katarinas dark secret is that she's prone to getting dizzy.

Trundle never ceases to be amazed about how everyone on the internet knows he's a troll.

Mordekaiser really hates airport security.

Shacos darkest secret is that he's afraid of children.

Sometimes Karthus picks up a sword and pretends that he's Arthas.

Amumus favorite emote is
/cry

Heimerdinger has a gadget for every occasion, but his friends think he went too far during the attack of a mariachi band of penguins dressed up as clowns.

Anyone else notice that Tryndameres undying rage...ends.

Once Evelynn almost choked to death,
but nobody could tell.

Also, Evelynn is constantly being bothered by an old man named Gargamel.

When Katarina got into the assassination business she made a killing.

For some reason Alistar suffers from headaches.

Soraka hates the saying "when you hear hoof beats, think horses".

Teemo is a big player in the underground drug market.

Ryze's big secret is a real shocker!

When Malphite and Rammus hang out they like to Rock n' Roll!

When Udyr masturbates,
is it considered beastiality?

Maplphite once took swimming lessons
...he doesn't like to talk about it

Sheep are suspicious of the newcomer: Urf the manatee

Warwick used to do a lot of huffing and puffing, and there were three talking pigs involved.
The moral of the story is: Dont do drugs!

When Katarina said that her sister is a real b!tch Nasus got excited!

Cassiopeia always knows how much she weighs thanks to all her scales.

Singed made a potion so strong it made him see double!
...Turns out it was just Shaco playing him a prank!

Taric's employer thinks he's a real gem!

Vladimir really loves Bloody Mary!
...She's his girlfriend!

There are 300 jokes about Pantheon!

Everyone stared when Lux asked if anyone's got a light?

Once Kog'maw had a cold, but no one could tell.

Tristana is disappointed that it's never a rocket in your pocket.

Sometimes, to mess with people Kayle and Morgana switch clothes.


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derp youre dead

Senior Member

12-18-2012

Quote:
SynRG TheKMAP:
so these 2 hunters go out hunting. unfortunately theres an accident and one guy shoots another

he calls 911: "help, i shot my friend, what do i do"

"ok sir calm down, first i need you to make sure if he is dead"

*bang*

"ok hes dead now what"


God Freaking dang it! Sounds so familiar! Where from?! It was a video somewhere.