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Come up with a trivial super-power that doesn't affect the world significantly.

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Bekkal

Senior Member

12-04-2012

The ability to rapidly grow body hair.

ANYWHERE.


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The Silent Chief

Senior Member

12-04-2012

The ability to see the outcome of any situation. Sort of like a super perception. If you've ever watched Alphas, it's kinda like the one guy they had to kill like 4 episodes in.

I can drop a penny that will cause a car crash that'll send a piece of shrapnel flying into another guys leg that makes him trip and causes the guy who just opened the door next to him to trip and send a chain reaction that eventually causes reginald to be a decent human being.

pfft. I wish.


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Nekral

Senior Member

12-04-2012

The ability to make everyone within 150 feet of me orgasm.

Not sure what exactly I would do with this power, but it's bound to be fun.

Edit: got ninja'd on the first page.
That's what I get for not reading the whole thread before posting.


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Amanie

Senior Member

12-04-2012

the abilitly to turn mercury into gold by ingesting it


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Eruka Frog

Senior Member

12-04-2012

the ability to make people not care about things

today's breaking story! apathy man just robbed 3 more banks!

meh...


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Tejesh

Senior Member

12-04-2012

The ability to shoot lightning from my hands.

Now I'm Emperor Palpatine


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Skyhawke

Senior Member

12-04-2012

Looking ridiculously handsome in car windows


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slifer556

Senior Member

12-04-2012

The ability to plug in a USB to my head, download the info and be able to use it.


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Helen Keller

Senior Member

12-04-2012

the ability to undo any balloon animal without popping it


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HuMoDz

Junior Member

12-04-2012

The ability exist in the opposite flow of time (people see you and you see other people doing stuff backwards)

If you tried to help someone tie a shoe, you'd untie it xD