Something I always wondered about Teemo players

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Jaran

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11-24-2012

Playing Teemo is like cuddling up in a warm blankie. Feels nice and comfortable.


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Afflictid

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11-24-2012

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Originally Posted by Tackling Fuel View Post
I always wondered what it felt like for Teemo players to know they contribute absolutely nothing to their team..
His split pushing and free wards contribute a LOT actually. Also, AP Teemo shrooms can do ~700 damage pretty easily.


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CupcakeTrap

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11-24-2012

I have only this to say:


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a Scarlett

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11-24-2012

spent my remaining rp on cotton tail teemo


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FatedRetribution

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11-24-2012

The sounds of screams from the children soothed my body as the heat grew hotter around me. Suddenly I felt normal and that accepting my fate would be worth it as the agonizing cries of my enemies would soon be satisfactory to me playing Teemo.


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Rahgar

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11-24-2012

I didn't sell my soul to the devil for Teemo, but I DID sell my soul to the devil for a Twinkie, so I think I have some experience here.

It kinda burns at first. Then, it gets red hot, right in the pit of your heart. Not the good hot - like someone's jabbing a fire poker in there. Then - nothing. And lemme tell you, the nothing is worse than the fire poker. You never feel anything in your heart again, only a cold, unending numbness.

But the Twinkie was totes worth it.


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Falco Phantasm

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11-24-2012

I like Teemo. Love his name


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Birdman191

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11-24-2012

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Originally Posted by Nubilous View Post
Like taking a bath in the blood of children.

Also, until Riot makes another champs for sociopaths, I'll use Teemo.
How come everyone forgets about Shaco? The truly psychopathic champion of the Fields of Justice.


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sirturkey1

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11-24-2012

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Originally Posted by Duke Br0heimer View Post
What did it feel like when you surrendered your soul to Satan?
He made me a deal I couldn't refuse. Also it's pretty nice, the heat of hell keeps you warm in the winter


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Duke Br0heimer

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11-24-2012

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Originally Posted by Birdman191 View Post
How come everyone forgets about Shaco? The truly psychopathic champion of the Fields of Justice.
Because Shaco's openly insane and murderous.

Teemo looks innocent, but in reality he's as twisted and deranged as Shaco.