Your best true reason for afking

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Jaynon

Member

11-21-2012

Usually only afk if kids wake up. Though i have had to sometimes if i hear strange noises.
I had my basement door closed once, and the wind blew the front door open. The draft caused my basement door to shake. I thought someone was in house and spent half and hour walking around with my pistol checking on my neice and nephew and every inch of this house to be sure that no one was inside.
I apologized to the team because we had been winning when i left but by the time I had returned it was already lost.


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Hidden Dragon

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11-21-2012

"oh **** the cops are here"
*immediately stops moving*

Happened to me a month ago... I can only assume what happened next.


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Oberic

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11-21-2012

I only afk if my power or net goes down.

Glad to hear the cat is alright.


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SuddenlyPony

Senior Member

11-21-2012

Cop at the door, needed to talk to me about a near-miss accident earlier so I afked under my tower at 7 minutes into the game. A few minutes later, I'm back in front of the screen and back to winning my lane, because the enemy was either too terrified to dive or gank or too gentlemanly.


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StoreHenning

Senior Member

11-21-2012

The fire alarm started ringing in my building. I told my team and they were like "Then wtf are you still here? Get out ffs!". I got all surprised because i was expecting "LOL NOOB GO DIE IN FIRE GG"


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Morisanzo

Senior Member

11-21-2012

I had to leave to take my girlfriend to the hospital because she was having crazy contractions and possibly going into labor early just last month. I told my team and before I even had a chance to get off someone said: "wow the excuses are getting richer and richer ****in noobs always afkin to watch porn" and im just like uhh wut as it closed out


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Metabot

Senior Member

11-21-2012

I afk when the jungler feeds my lane


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303Devilfish

Member

11-21-2012

my pool was on fire.


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bannie

Member

11-21-2012

When I need to ****


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Ryuben

Senior Member

11-21-2012

My kid feel over and lost a tooth :( had to afk as the screaming made it too hard to farm, and he was bleeding every where