The Hurricane

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Hugonauts

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11-14-2012

Ultimate animations ring out in the Baron pit
Enter Heartseeker Vayne from the upper lane
She sees the jungler in a pool of blood
Cries out "My God they killed them all"

Here comes the story of the Hurricane
The yordle the authorities came to blame
For something that he never done
Put him in a prison cell but one time he could-a been
The champion of the Rift.

Three bodies lying there does Miss Vayne see
And another man named Darius moving around mysteriously
"I didn't do it" he says and he throws up his hands
"I was only stealing the blue, I hope you understand
I saw them leaving" he says, and he stops
"One of us had better ward up the brush"
And so Vayne calls up her team
And they arrive on the scene with their pink wards flashing
In the hot Summoner's Rift

Meanwhile far away in another part of the Rift
The Swift Scout and a couple of friends are gankin' bot lane
Number one contender for the top lane crown
Had no idea what kinda **** was about to go down
When Caitlyn pulled him over to the side of the lane
Just like the time before and the time before that
On the Summoner's Rift that's just the way things go
If you're a yordle you might as well just AFK
'Less you wanna draw the rage.

Darius had a brother, and he had a rap for the cops
Him and the Executioner were just out prowling around
He said "I saw two men running out they looked like yordles
They flashed over the wall over towards the red buff"
And Miss Heartseeker Vayne just nodded her head
Cop said "Wait a minute boys this one's not dead"
So they took him to the infirmary
And though this man could hardly see
They told him that he could identify the guilty men.

Four in the morning and they haul Teemo in
Take him to the hospital and they bring him upstairs
The wounded man looks up through his one dying eye
Says "What'd you bring him in here for ? He ain't the guy !"
Yes, here comes the story of the Hurricane
The yordle the authorities came to blame
For something that he never done
Put in a prison cell but one time he could-a been
The champion of the Rift.

Four months later, the forums are in flame
Teemo's in the Shadow Isles fighting for his name
While The Glorious Executioner's still in the murder game
And the cops are putting the screws to him looking for somebody to blame
"Remember that murder that happened in top lane?"
"Remember you said you saw the recall animation?"
"You think you'd like to play ball with the law?"
"Think it might-a been that yordle you saw running that night?"
"Don't forget that you are human".

The Executioner Draven said "I'm really not sure"
Cops said "A carry like you could use a break
We got you for the mid lane job and we're talking to your brother Darius
Now you don't wanta have to go back to jail be a nice fellow
You'll be doing society a favor
That son of a ***** is brave and getting braver
We want to put his ass in the stir
We want to pin this triple murder on him
He ain't no Gentleman Shen".

Teemo could take a man out with just one shroom
But he never did like to talk about it all that much
It's my work he'd say and I do it for pay
And when it's over I'd just as soon go on my way
Up to some paradise
Where the minion streams flow and the air is nice
And move quick along a trail
But then they took him to the jailhouse
Where they try to turn a mouse into a mouse.

All of Teemo's cards were marked in advance
The trial was a pig-circus he never had a chance
The High Summoner made Teemo's witnesses feeders from the slums
To the humans who watched he was a revolutionary bum
And to the meglings he was just a crazy yordle
No one doubted that he scored the triple
And though they did not record the game
The High Summoner said he was the one who did the deed
And the all-human jury agreed.

The Swift Scout was falsely tried
The crime was murder three, guess who testified
Darius and Draven and they both baldly lied
And the JoJ, they all went along for the ride
How can the life of such a yordle
Be in the palm of some tool's hand ?
To see him obviously framed
Couldn't help but make me feel ashamed to play in a game
Where justice is a game.

Now all the criminals with their exhausts and their ignites
Are free to drink martinis and watch the sun rise
While Teemo sits stealthed in a ten-foot cell
An innocent yordle in a living hell
That's the story of the Hurricane
But it won't be over till they clear his name
And give him back the time he's done
Put him in a prison cell but one time he could-a been
The champion of the Rift.


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ShiznazTM

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11-14-2012

I went for "Rock you Like a Hurricane"

I was apparently 100% incorrect.


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AvisPraeda

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11-14-2012

you win


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Spilt

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11-14-2012

top notch


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ShiznazTM

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11-14-2012

What song is this wtf?


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Hugonauts

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11-14-2012

For reference:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vc-5wb6asDQ


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Weedlayer

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11-14-2012

Quote:
Originally Posted by Hugonauts View Post
Thanks. Now that I get it, definite +1, gj, good song.


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Hugonauts

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11-15-2012

Humble bump.