I Had A Dream Last Night...

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Mere Intricacy

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11-13-2012

That I had a child.
I received her at one year and one day old
She was so tiny.
Way to tiny for a year old..
I no recollection of birthing her but I knew she was mine.
She grew so quickly over the space of a day..
It seemed strange but people told me it was because she was with her real mother now.
She seemed so fragile, I was terrified I was going to break.
That I would hold her wrong and end up killing my own child.

She grew so quickly by the end of the day we were talking...
I wanted to teach her thing.. To expand her mind..
We were in bed and I asked her whether she wanted to learn her number or the alphabet, and I explained the advantages of both.
She said alphabet and proceeded to pronounce it...
She keep getting stuck on points and so did I.
I couldn't stop kissing her..
I kept telling myself it was a dream.
It had to be.
I'd never had a child.

She was on, I wouldn't say it was a computer...
Something smaller..
I was what she was doing..
And sh said court orders..
She was charging everyone she had interacted with in the day of crimes..
She printed them and ran around my farm giving them to people.
Telling them they had been summoned to court.

She didn't have a name.
But I don't want to forget her.


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sammich kek

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11-13-2012

I had a dream last night too

it was just about boobs though.. a bunch of boobs. I was on a bus full of boobs.


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Legomasta

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11-13-2012

I had a dream where Stone Cold Steve Austin performed two takedowns on his co-worker and knocked him unconscious at 7 / 11 because he was being a dick. I witnessed it while trying to get a Slurpee.

My dream is better.


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Semper Damnatus

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11-13-2012

what do when gf sends you this.


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poe tay toes

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11-13-2012

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Originally Posted by Legomasta View Post
I had a dream where Stone Cold Steve Austin performed two takedowns on his co-worker and knocked him unconscious at 7 / 11 because he was being a dick. I witnessed it while trying to get a Slurpee.

My dream is better.
sounds like a scene from "ready to rumble"


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sammich kek

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11-13-2012

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Originally Posted by SemperFedeles View Post
what do when gf sends you this.

Why did you blur out the part where she dares the person to put it on facebook, but not the full name and phone number at the top?


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Semper Damnatus

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Why did you blur out the part where she dares the person to put it on facebook, but not the full name and phone number at the top?
ruin all the fun.


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My Face Is OP

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Why did you blur out the part where she dares the person to put it on facebook, but not the full name and phone number at the top?
Because it's not actually his girlfriend


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Mere Intricacy

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11-13-2012

Semp why were you asking your gf such an insecure question?
I would take it as a joke....


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Sailor Cosmos

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11-13-2012

You should name her Renesmee.


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