@Tryndamere - I need to know how to do your job, and quick.

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NGG Codeluke

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11-08-2012

As Sykunno would say: This Renekton Bot has gone COMPLETELY INSANE. IT'S CRAYZIEEEEEE


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Sol Badguy

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11-08-2012

Quote:
Originally Posted by Tryndamere View Post
Good afternoon Renekton Bot. To answer your questions:

1) What's a "Chief Executive Officer" and what does he do? Is it the boring stuff? If so I'll keep Ryze around.

Ryze spends most of his time pursuing ancient arcane tomes and tracing strange glowing shapes in his library. I'm always outside in the practice yard, so I don't see him much.

2) I've seen a lot of movies that have corporate leaders in tense, uncomfortable meetings with overseas businessmen. Will I have to have a lot of those?

Most of my meetings end in a pentakill, so I assume you'd have a similar experience.

3) How much security will I have to cut through when I come to claim my throne?

You'd just have to come through me - I don't need guards.

4) How thick are the walls where you work? Will I be able to E through them to save time? Do you do that with spinning slash?

The walls near my desk can all easily be avoided by executing a flawless spinning slash, yes.

5) About how hardy are the interns there? I get pretty mad sometimes, and I usually let my fists to the talking. What I'm asking is, are we going to have a high turnover rate?

That would work well. The interns are well accustomed to slaughter.

6) I have a business degree from the college of coughcoughhrm. It's written right here on this sheet of looseleaf paper. Will that help at all?

All you need is your weapon. Leave that paper stuff to the mages.

7) What's the busiest day for Riot Games, and when would be the most inopportune time for me to show up and overthrow the chain of command?

Probably our bi-weekly ritual where we execute those in the tribe who have disobeyed my commands. I'm usually pretty distracted with all the head-lopping.
10/10 would work for. Give me a job.


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Tejesh

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11-08-2012

lol wow. What other president of a company makes a post like that one ^^


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Roosevelt

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11-08-2012

This is probably the greatest thread in the history of threads.


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Phrosn

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11-08-2012

Ahri Best First Lady NA


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Treeke

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11-08-2012

Did tryndamere..... change his profile pic?

This needs to be posted on the patch notes of S3


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Waz Joe

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11-08-2012

I lol'd hard.


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Coretex

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11-08-2012

This fight should be interesting. Tryndamere just picked up Renekton's Gauntlet and beat him on the head with it.


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DocBarber

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11-08-2012

This is why Riot and the League rock so hard!


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Pius Leviticus

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11-08-2012

*reads Trynd's post*
this thread just got legendary