@Tryndamere - I need to know how to do your job, and quick.

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Trixie

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11-08-2012

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Errr... watch your back?


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Daharahj

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11-08-2012

well, cant say no to RP.


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InvictusWolf

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11-08-2012

See now this is what makes league of legends so awesome. not only is the game really good but the people who create the game and run the company take the time to join us common folk in having a good laugh.

Thanks Riot for being such a great bunch and awesome thread from RenektonBot!


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SuperBubblesMan

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11-08-2012

10/1 would read again


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Gunxlinger

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11-08-2012

lol nice thread


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KevinDelMarr

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11-08-2012

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No problem, to survive just use Endless Ra....no, Divine Inter... yeah, no making it out of this one


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Bu Gao Xing

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11-08-2012

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I'm sure you and the future overlord will get along famously. You can kill Teemo as a bonding moment.


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Protect me Tomoe

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11-08-2012

Youre telling me the President of Riot Games just browsed the General Discussion forums and joined us common folk for a joke?

GG other game companies, your customer relations will never be on par to Riot


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Delnoir

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11-08-2012

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Good afternoon Renekton Bot. To answer your questions:

1) What's a "Chief Executive Officer" and what does he do? Is it the boring stuff? If so I'll keep Ryze around.

Ryze spends most of his time pursuing ancient arcane tomes and tracing strange glowing shapes in his library. I'm always outside in the practice yard, so I don't see him much.

2) I've seen a lot of movies that have corporate leaders in tense, uncomfortable meetings with overseas businessmen. Will I have to have a lot of those?

Most of my meetings end in a pentakill, so I assume you'd have a similar experience.

3) How much security will I have to cut through when I come to claim my throne?

You'd just have to come through me - I don't need guards.

4) How thick are the walls where you work? Will I be able to E through them to save time? Do you do that with spinning slash?

The walls near my desk can all easily be avoided by executing a flawless spinning slash, yes.

5) About how hardy are the interns there? I get pretty mad sometimes, and I usually let my fists to the talking. What I'm asking is, are we going to have a high turnover rate?

That would work well. The interns are well accustomed to slaughter.

6) I have a business degree from the college of coughcoughhrm. It's written right here on this sheet of looseleaf paper. Will that help at all?

All you need is your weapon. Leave that paper stuff to the mages.

7) What's the busiest day for Riot Games, and when would be the most inopportune time for me to show up and overthrow the chain of command?

Probably our bi-weekly ritual where we execute those in the tribe who have disobeyed my commands. I'm usually pretty distracted with all the head-lopping.
Oh my god this is amazing.


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Jozraels Socks

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11-08-2012

Now, I know that Renekton Bot isn't a red, but I think this guy deserves a Renekton forum icon, just to point out how awesome he is.