Now why is it Riot's not here,
I wish that they'd get it in gear,
To play with a member,
Who's been here since '09 November,
Else, I might shed a tear.
A guy who does lots of limericks,
Wants to beat things with sticks,
On one fateful day,
he asked Riot to play,
So he could get his fix.
I hopped on but my Rioter friend was offline.
I wanted to give this guy a game
But my failure has brought me much shame
I'm gonna go off to bed
Many tears I will shed
Because I now know that I'm lame
Somebody tried helping, Libra Man,
He looked for a Rioter, a fan,
Real hard, he had tried,
But his brain was too fried,
And off to bed he did ran.
-Thanks for trying
This has gone on for a week,
Riot just take a peek,
At least look at the thread,
Just one game he said,
The outcome of this one looks bleak.
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