Be our mid

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Twillera

Senior Member

11-01-2012

I got bored and decided to remake this song for LOL.

Ma chere Mademoiselle, it is with deepest pride
and greatest pleasure that we welcome you tonight.
And now we invite you to relax, let us pull up a
chair as the Solo que proudly presents - your Laner!!
Be our Mid!
Be our Mid!
Put our service to the test
Put your hat 'Appon your head, Annie
And we provide the rest
Sorcerers shoes
Haunting Guise
Why, we only live to serve
Try the Blue buff
It's delicious!
You don't believe me? Ask the Lizards!
You can Q
You can E
After all, Miss, this is Rift
And the Ganking here is never second best
Go on, use your combo
Take a glance and then you'll
Be our Mid
Oui, our Mid
Be our Mid
Blasting wand
Rabadon's
Mid and jungler "en flambe"
We're prepared to Dive with flair
For a tripple kill.
You're alone
And you're scared
But your tibbers is prepared
No one's gloomy or complaining
While the Stun bear's entertaining
We tell jokes
I do taunts
With my fellow Fiddlesticks,
And it's all in perfect sync
That you can bet
Come on and spam your q
You've won your own free pass
To be our Mid
If you're stressed
It's fire killing we suggest!
Be our Mid!
Be our Mid!
Be our Mid!
Life is so unnerving
For a Jungler who's not ganking
He's not whole without a Mid to camp upon
Ah, those good old days when we were useful
Suddenly those good old days are gone
Ten years we've been camping
Needing so much more than farming
Needing tower dives, a chance to use our skills
Most days we just lay around the jungle
Flabby, fat and lazy
You flashed in and oops-a-daisy!
It's a Kill!
It's a Kill!
Shes alive, And with double buffs!
Ults been droped and thank the Lord
Shes had her hourglass neatly built
With Kill
She'll want three!
And my dear that's fine with me
While the tops do their soft-shoein'
I'll be ganking, I'll be Q'ing
I'll get fed
Killing spree
Heaven's sakes! Is that a ward?
Kill it now! We want the spectators impressed
We've got a lot to do!
Is it one Roa or two?
For you, our Mid!
She's our Mid!
She's our Mid!
She's our Mid!
Be our Mid!
Be our Mid!
Our command is your request
It's been years since we've had any elo here
And we're obsessed
With your Kills!
With your Deaths!
Yes, indeed, we aim to Win
While the Baron buffs still glowing
Let us Heal you
We'll keep going
Wave by wave!
Kill by Kill!
'Til they /all, "Enough! I'm done!"
Then we'll taunt them off as they tpye /yes
Tonight there Probs fed up
But for us, free elo up!
Be our Mid!
Be our Mid!
Be our Mid!
Please, be our Miiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiid!


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DoctorH

Senior Member

11-01-2012

ehhhhhh it's clever but could use a little work.